Blu-ray Review: Untraceable

Part of: The Wild Blu Yonder

All concept and no substance, Untraceable is unlikeable. Preying on modern day fears of the Internet and rampant technology use, the film does little else than put a few graphic kills on screen to shock. It’s devoid of tension, the thriller stuff has been done before, and some of the things the characters do are well below their pay grade.

Diane Lane is on the end of some fairly awful dialogue as an FBI agent tasked with tracking down an Internet killer. All of the computer speak will baffle any viewer not up to date with the finer aspects of computers and the web. Those who do understand what they’re saying will laugh it off as a joke, which is what it is. None of this is feasible, and the quick talk jargon is only meant to sound realistic.

Maybe if there was material worthwhile here, all of that could be overlooked. Sadly, there’s not. Billy Burke is out of place as a fellow FBI agent, his personality completely off base and unlikeable, yet no one seems to notice. The killer is revealed early, destroying any sense of mystery, lowering the suspense, and making the slow, painful kills hardly the spectacle director Gregory Hoblit wants them to be. This is a long fall from his 1996 feature Primal Fear.

The set-up which eventually leads to Diane Lane’s character becoming directly involved means some horrifically dumb moves on her part need to be made for this to happen. You can only sit back baffled as to how anyone, especially someone intelligent enough to be tasked with saving citizens from serial Internet murders, could get into a car obviously set up as a trap. That’s not a spoiler. It’s just that obvious.

Fans of gore-laden horror such as Saw won’t have their fill, either. Only one death comes off as particularly gruesome on screen. Another two are just overly bloody to the point of being overdone and ridiculous. This is the type of stuff that has become passé, and the way in which Untraceable uses it is neither original nor appealing. This is a movie trying to make a statement about glorifying violence in the media, yet it becomes a piece of that media in the process.

There are far better crime thrillers to spend your time on, ones with actual tension and characters intelligent enough to fend for themselves. Untraceable’s unique ideas are butchered by a failure to capitalize on the concept and scripting that leaves some questions left unanswered (or even how any of this would even be possible to pull off).

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Matt Paprocki is a 12-year movie and game critic. He currently freelances for Blu-ray review site DoBlu.com and video game site MultiPlayerGames.com.

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