Blu-ray Review: Jersey Shore Shark Attack - Page 2

And, mind you, this is a film that shows both Joey Fatone and actual Jersey Shore cast member Vinny Guadagnino being eaten by sharks.

Awful or not, Jersey Shore Shark Attack gets a grand High-Def transfer on Blu-ray courtesy the folks at Anchor Bay. The horrible phony bronze tans the film's major characters pop out at you in this stunning transfer, wherein the fake blood is as vivid as can be, and the detail is so clear that the terrible CGI sharks look all the more fake. An equally-lively 5.1 Dolby TrueHD soundtrack accompanies the video presentation — and brings out every annoying sound the movie's performers squeak out of their jaws. The only special feature to be found here is a five-minute promo piece for the film (most likely shot for SyFy's slots of emptiness).

In short: Jersey Shore Shark Attack is hardly prime sharksploitation fodder. Sure, one should definitely expect oodles of stupidity from a title of this magnitude, but this is even dumber than you could possibly imagine it being. Which is really saying something, I'm sure.

Skip it.

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