If you’ve seen the original movies in their original SD-DVD incarnations, then you have probably seen the assortment of Special Features that lie in wait for you here. The same collection of audio commentaries that range from bittersweet to unbearable, a couple of behind-the-scenes featurettes and a couple of Deleted Scenes are included with this HD duo. The best part of all these Extras is seeing how truly humiliated Jeremy Irons was: one snipped clip (which features a cameo by one of the D&D creators) has the actor scream out a line at the top of his lungs, only to boorishly wander off the set whilst rolling his eyes.
But, hey, it serves him right.
So, anyway, if you want flying reptiles, pick up How To Train Your Dragon or Q. If you want dungeons, go to a BDSM site. Or, if you’re really desperate, pick up Dungeons & Dragons: 2-Movie Collection.