An Imaginary Memo from Guza and Gang

This is Spin's Vixenella's imaginary Memo from Guza and Gang (i.e. Not a real memo from GH's Headwriter Bob Guza. Please do not re-post as insider scoop on scurrilous other soap-related websites.)

To: Hard-Headed Spixie/SpinMax or Maxie and Spinelli Fans

From: Bob G., The Frons, and the GANGstas

June 18, 2008

Dear Spixie/SpinMax Fans:

Please pay attention. I have been trying to tell you something since the end of the writers' strike... for the past five to six weeks. I have written Spixie in every way possible to underscore Spinelli and Maxie are just BFF! Writers' Strike Spixie was Just Your Imagination. Now, please cooperate and stop making me work so hard to erase real Spixie from your minds.

For the record, the last real Spixie you saw was the day after the "you are not a toy kiss." From the day I had Spin leave Maxie at the Canadian Bus Stop, I have been working overtime to make sure I banish Real Spixie from your minds. How many times have I had Maxie call him "just her friend?" How many times must Spin sound like a blithering idiot... dumb-struck in Maxie's presence? How embarrassingly blind and stupid must I make Maxie before you understand Spixie is not in my deck of cards?

Still you clamor for Spixie! Sheesh people, I have already pushed back the second coming of Shelle and the arrival of Jason Cook for a month to try and cool down you Spixie fans. Still you are calling, writing, emailing. Enough!

Now I have thrown caution to the wind, and I am going for broke. To give Spinelli some airtime, I am putting him in scenes with every single character male or female in PC that I otherwise don't want to give a real storyline: Sam, Leyla, Jax, Diane, etc. For heaven's sake, I even let Spin get dressed up, manned up, and act normal to go to a wedding with the lovely Leyla. I'm just saying, work with me people. Spixie is not in the cards, but I am open to other less popular, less charismatic characters with which we could pair Spin. Still you are calling, writing, emailing, blah, blah, Spixie, blah, love Spixie, blah wanna see Spixie..blah, blah, Spixie, blah.

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Cyber-Ninja Defender of General Hospital’s Damien Spinelli (aka The Jackal), hapless hacker and lovable geek portrayed by the talented Bradford Anderson. By day, Spin’s Vixenella is a semi-retired Adjunct Professor in the Political Science Department …

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