Hey man, I have been with ya all the way. Just look here on Blogritics to see my weekly predictions.
While others have a problem accepting what is, I have successfully predicted each week that Ryan Seacrest would pronounce you safe. Who cares what Simon Cowell has to say about you (hey, you shut him up)? Or that Paula Abdul can’t seem to send out that love vibe for you? You are the man (da) dog, right Randy?
I will predict that once again this week Ryan Seacrest will pronounce, “Sanjaya, America has voted and you are safe”. Congratulations dog, you made the top nine. Maybe Randy will let you in the dog pound tonight.
You are a phenomenon, no doubt. The Fanjayanatics, the teenyboppers, they can’t get enough of you and the love affair continues. When Larry King started talking about you on Larry King Live, I though it was really wild. In the last week, you have Joe Scarborough (Scarborough Country) talking about you. As smart as Joe is, you really have him confused, he just doesn’t get it. Not yet anyway. And now, I really have to congratulate you. None other than Tony Kornheiser of Pardon the Interruption (PTI) on ESPN is watching and digging your act. What say you Stat Boy (Tony Reali)?
Sanjaya, the most credible man in America, Larry King, one of the brightest and most honest men on TV, Joe Scarborough, and a Monday Night Football analyst and co-anchor of the best sports show on TV are all talking about you. Can it get any better?
Okay, Sanjaya, here is my plea. Get back to the basics. Get the hair down and straightened or go with the curly look, but make it basic. Get dressed like the kid you are. Get into the middle of the stage. Let us hear your best effort. Get a Stevie Wonder or Lionel Ritchie song, something like that. Let the little girls have it. You gotta stay true to yourself, man, or you are “going home”. Forget the gimmicks.