Actress Natasha Lyonne bursts into neighbor's apt & threatens to molest their dog

This isn't a joke, it was an article in Us Weekly.

Us Weekly carries one small article about this incident, written by their writer Mark Cina. (May 9, 2005, Page 45) The article further says that she failed to appear in court and that her father challenged someone to a boxing match for saying she needs help.

How did this get left out of the media to the extent that it did? Sounds amazing.

Us Weekly does not seem to have an archive of their old articles online for me to link to (let me know if you find different).

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  • 1 - SFC SKI

    Jun 08, 2005 at 7:41 am

    "How did this get left out of the media to the extent that it did? "

    I'd like to say it was bcause the media was covering something important, but that wasn't it.

    Probably the Michael Jackson case or the Lindsey Lohan's dad getting arrested again.

  • 2 - Cerulean

    Jun 08, 2005 at 7:46 am

    I think that she benefited from Michael Jackson's situation. It's like they met their quota for weirdness. I like her acting, but I gotta know more about this.

  • 3 - SFC SKI

    Jun 08, 2005 at 8:38 am

    I thouhgt she was an actress with a promising career, but lately it seems like her film roles have dried up.

  • 4 - aaron b

    Jun 08, 2005 at 11:40 pm

    natasha is america's sweatheart.boy can she act.the movie offers are pouring in,since this publicity stunt.

  • 5 - Cerulean

    Jun 09, 2005 at 8:05 am

    There's an interesting discussion of this at the Internet Movie Database:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005169/board/nest/18116118

    Apparently her former landlord and friend wrote an article about her drug problems in Jane Magazine sometime in the Spring. Seems to be drugs. She looks like such a healthy Jewish girl (I'm Jewish), successful, it's hard to understand. Looks like crystal meth to me. When you're threatening your neighbor's dog, yup. She's so talented. Check out the Slums of Beverly Hills. Great movie. Her neighbor wrote a song for her that is posted on the IMDB. Moving.

  • 6 - herk

    Jun 12, 2005 at 8:38 am

    natasha should ge a special oscar for the ''hardest worker in hollywood.''by the age of 25 she had been in over 36 movies 5 tv series ,in 2 different countries.

  • 7 - Cerulean

    Jun 12, 2005 at 9:31 am

    How's the weather down South?

  • 8 - :: jozjozjoz ::

    Jun 14, 2005 at 10:18 pm

    Too bad if it is drugs.

    Although it would probably be a more palatable explanation (for some people, anyway) than just plain crazy!

  • 9 - Cerulean

    Jun 15, 2005 at 4:58 am

    Welcome. To go from the talent, and other qualities, needed to become an important actress to bursting into the your neighbor's apt to threaten their pet would seem to take some serious chemical assistance. It was theorized to be meth and heroin elsewhere by people that know more about it than me.

  • 10 - dee

    Jul 06, 2005 at 12:57 am

    ahem, how important is this story?

  • 11 - Cerulean

    Jul 06, 2005 at 10:06 am

    Important enough for you to comment on.

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