A TV Show That May Cause Me To Rethink My Worldview

I come to you today to talk about a national tragedy.  No, strike that, apparently it's an international travesty.  I sat down last night after Mad Men to watch a game show on FOX called Hole in the Wall.  To be kind, I'd rather put a hole in my head than watch it again. 

The game play is pretty simple, and while that's not always a bad thing, it hasn't done this show any favors.  The game features two teams of three players each.  The teams take turns contorting their bodies into odd shapes in order to pass through holes that are situated in a wall that moves towards the players.  Some walls are meant for one player, some two, and some three.  But, every time, it's pretty much the same exact thing… over, and over, and over again.  Whichever team scores more points over the course of the incredibly short match (there were only four walls per team before the winner was determined, though that may be because this episode was a mere half-hour instead of airing for the full hour the regular show will) wins $25,000.

And then, there's the bonus wall, the Blind Wall.  Yeah, after the winning team is determined, one member of the team puts on goggles that blind them, and their teammates have to verbally tell them how to make it through the a wall.  Make it, and the team wins an extra 100,000 dollars.

The show is quick to remind us (they did so several times) that this show is terribly successful in Japan (where it apparently originates) and in many other countries as well.  And here I thought that we, as a nation, were an embarrassment.  I'm going to have to radically alter my worldview if this show is a worldwide success. 

No, seriously.  The show features people trying to contort their bodies through holes in a big yellow wall and they end up in a pool of water if they don't make it.  That's supposed to be compelling television?  People all over the world are shocked and impressed and in love with it?  Really?

Article Author: Josh Lasser

Josh Lasser, formerly known as "TV and Film Guy," and complete with a Masters Degree in Critical Studies in said areas, gives his opinions on TV, Film, and Entertainment in general. All of which he does in a shameless attempt to try to get paid to do the exact same thing. …

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