24 - Hour Seven: The Art of the Bitch Slap

Interrogation in Logan’s office, Walt sweats and trots out his “Patriots” line again. No Honey, sadly they were not in the Super Bowl this year. Déjà vu as Logan asks Pierce to get Walt out of his office again. Jack thinks Logan was talking to him, he heads out as well. “Jack – wait, we can work this out, I still love you!” No, Logan didn’t actually say that. But I giggled, cuz that’s what it reminded me of, when Prez pleaded with Jack to stay on the case. When love doesn’t work, Prez tries another tack, “Jack, please, we have to do it this way, so we can introduce your daughters’s story arc!” Jack considers briefly, “Yes, Kim is rather hot, sure, I’ll stick around and search for that…” (scratches 5:00 shadow)…”nerve gas – right, sure, let’s get that nerve gas, maybe Hot Kim can help”.

Logan sighs in relief, not that Jack will help, not that Hot Kim might swing by, but relieved that he can stop making so many faces.

The Russians realize that they cannot work the canisters. Sucks to be Russian! YellowTieKeyCardMan, who thankfully now actually has a name, Earwig? Airwick? knocks his buddy to the ground with a swell elbow strike, an elbow bitch slap – if you will. Airwick growls and reminds stricken Ruskie to stop messing around and improve his accent. Just in time, Airwick gets a call from a secret admirer – “I saw your name on MySpace.com, liked your profile, say – need help with those pesky canisters?” Secret Admirer has one of those great voices you never forget – is that Sydney from The Pretender?

Yay!

Eventually CTU traces phone call ‘tween Sydney and Airwick, pin points where Sydney is – and who he is. Dude is named Rossler, in some high-rise, conveniently close enough for Jack and Curtis to rendevous there.

Another interesting phone call, is the one Samwise McGill gets from his sister Jen. Who is that girl? She looks a little like Amanda Plummer, most famous for her role in Pulp Fiction, and this Jenny person definitely seems as nervous and strung out as Honey Bunny was.

Chloe asks Bill to let Spenser help by hacking into the convenient high-rise, Edgar blusters, Chloe kicks him under the table, and Bill gives in. Spenser tries to make nice-nice with Chloe, she just makes one of her faces and tells him to shut up and work faster. Or something like that.

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Mary K. is a freelance entertainment writer living in the Greater Boston area. She pens CD reviews for Metronome Magazine and is a former Features Editor for Hot Psychology Magazine. Mary K. has also contributed to the anthology, Brewed Awakenings.

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Article comments

  • 1 - Mark Saleski

    Feb 07, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    i've gotta say, i enjoy reading your description way more than i like watching the show!

  • 2 - Mary K. Williams

    Feb 08, 2006 at 7:34 am

    Mark,
    Well - thank you. But if you watch the show, dosn't it make the description more fun? Keep the faith man! : )

  • 3 - Jeff

    Feb 08, 2006 at 10:49 am

    Airwick, Airwick. Yep, works for me!

  • 4 - Mary K. Williams

    Feb 08, 2006 at 11:16 am

    Jeff, thanks for your approval. I think your stuff rocks, so it's cool to hear this coming from you.

    I was SO torn between 'earwig' and 'Airwick', but in the end, had to go with Airwick. The world needs more product placements, don't you agree?

    Each week I find more and more great 24 posts on one blog or another, in the same vein as ours. I am usually feverishly searching out a verification of an actor's name, or some trivia, and keep stumbling across these blogs. I try like heck not to read much of them before I write my own post of a particular episode. I am really trying to be a little original - at least. But then I'll go back to them and die laughing. Dave Barry's is so funny, and there are quite a few more out there.

  • 5 - Jeff

    Feb 08, 2006 at 11:24 am

    Oh, neat. Could you link to some of those other ones? Always fun to see what other people come up with.

  • 6 - Mary K. Williams

    Feb 08, 2006 at 11:30 am

    Yep, I sure will. Gotta go search around a little

  • 7 - Mary K. Williams

    Feb 08, 2006 at 11:54 am

    Here's Dave Barry's

    And another

    and one more

  • 8 - sobad

    Feb 08, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    hahahaha...you had me and my co-workers rollin". I LOVE IT.

  • 9 - Mary K. Williams

    Feb 08, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Sobad -
    Glad you and co-workers enjoyed this. For more 24 fun, check out Jeff Kouba's post on the same episode. Come back next week for more!

    And look around at the rest of Blogcritics.org, a little something for everyone

  • 10 - Jeff

    Feb 08, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    Thanks for the links, Mary. I hadn't seen that Jacktracker thing before. Neat.

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