Tuesday , April 23 2024

Um, Billy Joel Marries 23 Year-Old

My daughter is 20 – if three years from now some 55 year-old, car-crashing, perpetual-rehabbing, sclerotic lech looks at her this way, I’ll blind the fucker.

The grim tidings:

    Billy Joel and his new bride, Katie Lee, got into a married state of mind over the weekend.

    The Piano Man, 55, swapped vows with Lee, 23, at his Long Island estate Saturday with throngs of friends and family—including Joel’s ex-wife, Christie Brinkley—looking on.

    It’s the third time down the aisle for Joel and the first for Lee, a recent college grad and restaurant correspondent for the PBS show, George Hirsch: Living it Up!

    The duo got engaged this past winter while on vacation on the Caribbean island of St. Bart’s, where Joel gifted his fiancé with a five-carat sparkler. They first began dating in spring 2003. [E! online]

Ick, ick, ick – perhaps I am overly sensitive, being father of said daughter and all, but it’s crap in both directions. I don’t care who you are, what you have, what astral plane you connect on – 15 years perhaps, even 20 years under the right circumstances, but 32 years difference is absurd. And the Piano Man is not a particularly well preserved 55, either, dude is no Jack LaLanne.

More on the nightmare here.

I’ll bet there’s quite an interesting pre-nup – she won’t get the house.

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: Twitter@amhaunted, Facebook.com/amhaunted, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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