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UFO Prophet Needs a Girlfriend

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Prophetyahweh Last week World Net Daily did a story on Prophet Yahweh who summoned a UFO for television cameras.  However, if you do a little research on Ramon Watkins, the prophets real name, you will find that he has a desire to meet his "African-American  Queen."

In a plea to Yahoo readers, on their personals page, Ramon Watkins asks, "Where is My African-American  Queen?"  To see what he will promise his lucky girl, if she decides to contact him for a date, please read here.

What I find amazing about this, assuming it is really true, and not someone playing a cruel joke on Ramon, is that if this guy honestly thinks he will be able to do all the things he says he will in his begging for a girl piece, then why has he been divorced?

And why is he out of  a job?  He even admits that he is "unemployed" and an "entertainer."  Yet, somehow he manages to make over $150,000.

Plus, if he was so great at being a husband before then why is he divorced?

I think instead of summoning UFO’s for the cameras, he might want to go to therapy.

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About Stacy L Harp

  • Oh sure, blame Watkins on the gays. While we’re at it blame the gays for:

    Fashion sense.

    Fabulous shoes.

    The Sistene Chapel.

    Alexander the Great.

    Truman Capote.

    King James (of Bible fame).

    There I go being s-s-sens-s-s-itive again. Anyway, thanks Stacy for this post, I’m glad to see that fruits aren’t limited to just my demographic.

  • Eric Olsen

    hilarity Stacy, thanks!

  • Actually, I only write about gay issues on Tuesdays and Wednesdays… 🙂

    I’m kidding! Sheesh…

  • I would assume comment 3 and 4 are ‘carry-over’ sentiments from other threads by Stacy.

  • Very amusing. I don’t understand the hostile comment by BL Zibubbel.

  • jarboy

    stacy, don’t you really think it is a gay plot to intimidate straight black men?

  • B. L. Zibubbel

    Speaking of shrinks,Maybe he can join up
    with YOUR group therapy session.

  • Hey thanks for the tip. This press release is great!

  • Funny – this dude has issued a press release:

    “Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet’s signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days.”


    Also, a video of Mr Magoo ‘summoning’ a UFO