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TV Review: Glee – “Original Song”

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When FOX’s Glee announced it would be tackling original songs this week, I knew it would either be amazing or horrible. I didn’t really see an in between happening. It is the former, by the way. What I did not expect is the volume of new songs! SIX! I expected two or three for the Regionals competition, and of course we get those, but we also got more in the middle of the episode. Here is a ranking of the original songs in reverse order of greatness:

6. “Only Child” Another Rachel (Lea Michele) misfire, which, in concept, has potential to be good, but is executed poorly. Score: 2/10 (By comparison, “My Headband”, Rachel’s previous outing, gets 1/10, but it’s a good thing for the show that both rank so low, as it is intended.)
5. “Get It Right” A Rachel power ballad, which I will discuss below. Score: 7/10
4. “Big Ass Heart” Puck’s (Mark Salling) second attempt to woo Lauren (Ashley Fink) by song should have been equally offensive as his first, but she’s no longer immune to his charms. Plus, he writes it himself! Score: 8/10
3. “Trouty Mouth” Santana (Naya Rivera) sings this one to Sam (Chord Overstreet). You can really feel the love. Hehe. Score: 8.5/10
2. “Hell to the No” Mercedes (Amber Riley) kills it in a number that fits her so perfectly, it has to be written for her. And by her. Sorry Will (Matthew Morrison); it was plenty good enough for Regionals. Score: 9/10
1. “Loser Like Me” No surprise here. The New Directions have been picked on for far too long, and they channel that frustration, and their triumph over it, with a song that captures the spirit of the series better than any other. Love watching Sue (Jane Lynch) squirm in her seat as she realizes she inspired it. Score: 10/10

The songs that are chosen for Regionals are certainly fantastic. Rachel’s ballad is drawn from her experiences with Finn (Cory Monteith) and Quinn (Dianna Agron). They are secretly dating, and Finn wants to hold off telling Rachel until after the competition. Quinn reluctantly agrees, but befriends Rachel in an effort to keep her enemy close. Rachel finds out anyway, accidentally, and pours that hurt into an emotional song she delivers with trademark talent from the stage. While I like other songs in the episode better, for what it was, “Get It Right” is fitting.

While I am glad for the song it produced, the triangle with Quinn, Finn, and Rachel could be handled better. While Quinn was growing as a person at the end of last season, recent episodes have shown her backslide. This week, it appears she is only with Finn so she can win Prom Queen. While later admitting she has a whole future planned out for them, once they take over Burt’s (Mike O’Malley) auto repair shop, it looks like Quinn only wants Finn for what he can give her, not who he is. I am disappointed, as Agron has the chops to handle a more serious plot, so I don’t understand why she is not getting it. At this rate, Rachel and Finn will reunite by April.

And how about the modest acceptance speech by Rachel when she is named Regionals’ MVP? Talk about character growth! Quinn may be backsliding, but Rachel sure isn’t.

I expected the show to drop the Santana / Brittany (Heather Morris) thing for at least a few episodes now that their feelings are out in the open, and Santana has been rejected. Thankfully, I underestimated the writers. We only get one sweet moment this week where Brittany worries over Santana staying with Sam, but it was one more than expected. I am told that Santana will be back to her old self soon, chasing anyone that breathes, but that the final three episodes of the season will really get heavy for the two of them. Looking forward to it very much!

On the other side of the gay coin, Blaine (Darren Criss) finally kisses Kurt (Chris Colfer)! In the smooch seen ’round the world, the relationship the show has been dancing around for months finally culminates into something official. Inspired by Kurt’s sad rendition of “Blackbird” after the death of his pet bird, Blaine makes a move. I love the two of them together; what fan of the show doesn’t? And while I am straight myself, Kurt easily manages to move me with his sappy Beatles numbers, so I get why that would push Blaine to act. While not at the level of last fall’s “I Want to Hold You Hand”, and how could it be, with the motivation for each being on diffrerent levels, “Blackbird” is a more than an adequate showcase for the young man’s talent.

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  • maskay

    Loved the episode–but where was Sunshine? I thought she sang for Aural Intensity now?

  • Jerome Wetzel

    No, Sunshine sings for Vocal Adrenaline, the club that was run by Rachel’s mother, and is now run by Cheyenne Jackson from 30 Rock. She will be back soon. My guess is that somehow they were in a different Regionals competition and will be competing with New Directions at Nationals.

  • Julie

    This was the WORST episode ever. Will not be watching it anymore.

  • handyguy

    Have the real-life composers of the ‘original songs’ been identified? I’d be curious.

    Blaine is the featured singer for the Warblers because Darren Criss is the breakout star of the season. Chord Overstreet is so Five Minutes Ago LOL.

    Is Julie [comment #3] reacting to the Big Gay Kiss and the Palin/O’Donnell satire by Kathy Griffin? ‘Cause otherwise, this was a pretty typical episode, neither sublime nor terrible.

    I actually preferred Kurt and Blaine being best pals rather than a couple. I think it narrows the possibilities for the show rather than expanding them. But I am willing to be proven wrong.

  • Jerome Wetzel

    Handy – Yes, you are right about Blaine. But I like how Murphy kind of called him out on it with that little bit of dialogue. He is good at that.