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TV Review: American Idol – Bucky Bottoms Out

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When I first heard that American Idol was doing Queen, I thought that they meant Queen Elizabeth the Second. I had visions of Simon’s royal highness sitting at the front end of the Kodak Theater stage in crown and robes tapping out the beat with her scepter. Perhaps, she would say a few gracious words to the contestants, or even knight Simon for these royal command performances.

I thought too that the rest of the royal family could get in on the fun. I could see Taylor teaching Prince Charles how to dance and maybe Kellie giving Lady Camilla makeup tips with her community snot rag. Maybe there would have been a scene of Ace Young giving Prince Harry one of his beanies. Perhaps they could steal viewers from 24 by having Randy and Paula meet with Tony Blair about the content of the Downing Street Memos.

Now, that would have been great television.

Instead, Queen turned out to be these old guys dressed up as glam rock and rollers trying to explain to Ace that they weren’t going to change their arrangement just for him. I was honestly a little confused. There were all these scenes of Brian May et al., working on arrangements with the contestants, but on Tuesday night, the last eight Idolators were backed by the competent but usual American Idol band plus backup singers.

In a couple of behind the scenes glances we got of Ace Young, one of the interesting things is that he’s as much of a musician as he is. He actually does have ideas about specific changes he’d like in the arrangements and shares them. The end of the segment strongly suggested that Queen was respectfully not dismissive of Ace Young-the-musician. Watching it gave me the impression that Ace is quite serious about his music rather than all about staring languorously into the camera. It’s one of these persistent hints that the producers of the show want you to see the contestants in a particular way whether it’s Ace, Kellie, Paris, or Chris.

If American Idol is supposed to be about being “today’s” pop sound, I am curious about the recent run of guest judges. When was the last time you saw a young adult browsing for Kenny Rogers or Barry Manilow at the local music store? No, Bobby Bennett doesn’t count. Think about this, when Ryan came out and said “Here he is performing from Queen’s 1978 album….”

That’s right, it was twenty eight years ago. When I was a kid, music that old was Ethel Merman and even Al Jolson. Can you imagine, say, John Lennon or Hendrix at the beginning of their career being told to cover “Mammy” and make it sound “hip and contemporary”? I could see Hendrix playing the guitar with his teeth, singing the verse to “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”, then a big squeal of feedback as he lights his instrument on fire while her royal highness nods in approval and claps politely with her gloved hands.

The rock that I’ve listened to voluntarily has never included Queen. That said, I thought Freddie Mercury was one of the great rock and roll front men, who combined a full range, high-volume voice with a sense of theatrics maybe unmatched by anyone in the last twenty years. If nothing else, Tuesday night reinforced the point that no current Idol poses any danger of making anyone forget Freddie Mercury in this genre. Staging Queen night invited negative comparisons and turned Idol into Fear Factor done to music where Tuesday was simply about surviving the challenge without any throwing up at the end.

Actually Fear Factor Idol might not be that bad an idea; lots of people would want to see Kellie Pickler eat a bucket of worms after asking “What’s vomit?” How about Ace and Katharine stripping down to dive for chord charts locked inside a sunken piano? Weren’t the O’Donahue twins on Fear Factor?

Another small point, I had this vision of a flamboyantly bisexual Parsi man in football pants, no shirt, and metallic blue cape showing up at an Idol open audition. What are the odds that the judges might have said “Gee, you have a good strong voice, but you’re too out there for us. Besides, it seems like you’re sick and I don’t think America wants to see that in a pop star.”

Freddie walks away dejected and Simon turns to Paula and shrugs “Well, there you go. Another one bites the dust.”

So how seriously am I supposed to take the singing on the show if most of the truly iconic performers of the last generation might never have gotten past the Hollywood round on this show? Forty years ago, Simon would have been saying something like “You know, what we’re looking for is something like that rocker, Pat Boone or maybe Ricky Nelson.”

Then Randy would say, “You know, I worked with Connie Francis…”

Or would it be Simon Fuller coming up to the Beatles and trying to get them to change their names to Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Ringo?

I still have this theory that Idol decided to bring in Queen because Ford is one of the sponsors and they wanted to get in subliminal plugs for Lincoln-Mercury without violating FCC rules. We’ll know it’s true if they bring in Whitney and Bobby to guest on a night when they run a bunch of ads for Coke.

For the first time in three weeks, Bucky Covington did not appear in a cowboy hat. Instead he chose to extol the virtues of “Fat Bottomed Girls” and did it well, though I wasn’t sure why they kept cutting away to Mrs. Bucky this week, though always from the front. There isn’t a lot of drama in Bucky’s singing or his personal style. He was the show’s regular guy with thick accent, and I feel guilty for not trying to meet Bucky half way.

He never fought with the judges, always tried his best, and appeared supportive of the other contestants in the best tradition of Southern charm and grace. In other words, he’d make a great neighbor or some random person sitting next to you on a six-hour plane flight. This guy, however, was on my TV about nine times and I might have thought the tone of his voice was good at times, but I can’t associate Bucky’s performances with any emotion — either mine or his — or any jolt of creativity/originality.

On or off key, really good pop singers make you feel something. You want to notice, you don’t want to hang out with him at a bar some time and talk about your dogs. I also believe that Rocky and Bucky switched places for Wednesday when Bucky heard he’d been singing with a suspended license to stay on the show.

Last year, Carrie Underwood went “out of zone” to do Heart and pulled it off well enough that I wasn’t thinking “pretty good for a country singer.” Kellie Pickler’s turn as Clockwork Orange meets Cats makeup wasn’t as bad as most imagined, but who would pay to hear Kellie’s truncated version of “Bohemian Rhapsody” with all the challenging mood shifts reduced to a single jump?

“Wow, you worked it out,” only makes sense from the standpoint of “you weren’t all that off key.” The last time I saw expectations set this low, the then-to be President was being praised in the debates for seeming to answer questions in English rather than staring blankly into the camera to ask “What’s a global warming?”

Maybe in 2008, instead of debates and primaries, the candidates should have to sing through some theme nights. Hillary Clinton could do “Stand By Your Man” on country night. Bill Frist could do “Mack the Knife” with a scalpel in one hand, a copy of the Constitution in the other, and a bunch of immigrants in the front row. Scott McClellan could do “You Can’t Hide Those Lyin’ Eyes.”

This is a little bit of a minority opinion, but I felt the only contestant who took on Queen as if she understood Queen was Paris. She had the gestures, she had the big voice, she dressed up like Tina Turner. For someone who wasn’t all that suited to “Queen” either, she got much closer to the spirit of their music as rock and roll circus than Kellie, but instead Paris got “That was weird” from Simon.

He was implying that it was odd for a 17-year old “nice” African-American girl to throw herself into vamping like a glam rock headliner, but wasn’t that exactly the assignment? Of course it’s weird, but your show defined the test that way. No, I don’t envision Paris being asked to replace that guy from Bad Company, but if this was about versatility, I remember seeing the same singer do “Wind Beneath My Wings.”

On the other hand, I found myself agreeing with Simon about Chris Daughtry’s “Innuendo.” Daughtry had a receiver open at the five, and instead ran out of bounds. Maybe it was because he remembered that he forgot to shave or his eye black kept him from seeing downfield. He’s still my wife’s favorite though.

Taylor Hicks kicked a mike stand and returned to the happy, jumpy, twitches that his fans have their crazy little love for. Katharine did a Celine Dion turn on “Who Wants to Live Forever” which alternated between very good and screechy at points. Both changed their song choices midweek and apparently opted for finding the Queen song that fit what they wanted to do, thus avoiding having to take on the Phantom of the Freddie.

After Elliott Yamin hit the bottom three last week, it’s interesting that the producers came forward with more of Elliott’s very compelling back-story, along with a glimpse of Elliott the DJ auditioning to fill in on Ryan’s radio show. It was interesting to find out that Elliott’s mom was a singer herself once. I get a lot of searches my way for people looking for Elliott’s ethnicity. Like Paula Abdul, Elliott Yamin appears to be Jewish. Ethnicity is far more subtle than most people realize and why do we care anyway? His singing sounded good on “Somebody to Love” despite a problem with the mix levels, but like Taylor and Katharine’s performances, I’m not sure he connected on a gut level with the material, sort of “good voice, not really the right song.” It didn’t surprise me that he hit the bottom three again.

If I have a pet peeve, it’s that most of America seems to take a cue from the judges and act like singing is solely about not being “pitchy.” It’s actually got a lot more to do with being “catchy.” They never seem to talk about phrasing, dynamics, or musical line, the things that make music literally pop. The great jazz pianist, Art Tatum, was once quoted as saying, “There are no wrong notes, just musicians who can’t find a way to resolve them.”

If I understand correctly, next week is 32 bar standards that have been sung by Rod Stewart. Word has it that on Wednesday he’ll sing his hit “If You Want My Body and Ya Think I’m Sixty.” I’m hoping the show gets back to “Wow, that was great singing” instead of the Tri Wizard Cup torture test of the last three weeks. If two or more of the remaining singers don’t find a way to have that big moment next Tuesday, my “Idol Love” may not be here to stay.

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  • Eric Olsen

    beauty CL, funny as hell!

  • sal m

    i don’t care how many cd’s he’s sold, rod’s attempts at the american songbook are pretty mediocre – at best – and i’m not really looking forward to next week’s show. if the contestants were tasked with taking on rod’s songbook i might be a little more upbeat.

    since tony bennett is still alive, and actually can sing the standards properly, he should be the guest.

    but since idol seems to be all about bad imitation, i guess rod’s the perfect choice.

  • This was a good review, and pointed out a lot of things I never would have thought of.

    I’m not entirely sure why they do genre music, they tell everybody to find their niche, then make them do all sorts of different themes. As for older music, maybe it’s cheaper to pay the residuals, more recognizable or most likely they have a deal with some companies to perform their artists. I recall some newsstory recently about them unable to do Kelly Clarkson songs at all, until the news coverage finally made her relent.

    I don’t know about Ace Young’s musical experience, I know he’s been on some sitcom for the WB, so I tend to think he’s more of an actor. I certainly cannot stand the voice, he sounds to me like someone who wouldn’t have made it through an NSync audition. And that falsetto that everybody (Paula) raves about is just horrific.

    I don’t care for a lot of singers like Jon Secada or Marc Anthony, so I suppose Ace will find his niche in with that crowd, they seem easy to please.

    Right now, I have to say Chris is my favorite, but just like on the radio, who I like best tends to change over a short amount of time.

  • First Eric and Steve S. thanks,

    I do think the guest artists are commercial tie ins for the various companies that produce or sponsor the show. Even someone like Michael Buble or Michael Feinstein would make more sense for a “standards” theme night. I assume Rod Stewart has some sort of commercial connection to the record companies involved in Idol.

    Some established artists are surprisingly versatile. Ray Charles, Modern Sounds in Country Music, for instance. or Linda Ronstadt’s pretty reasonable albums with Nelson Riddle and her Canciones di mi Padre. Few, however, ever have to stretch as far as they are asked to stretch on Idol which comes closer to Barbara Mandrell does Sun Ra Arkestra (actually Sun Ra appeared on a Disney album once). I do have a sort of interesting album of the World Saxophone Quartet doing Motown somewhere in my CD shelf.

  • They probably just want to draw in middle-aged viewers

  • It’s time the the AI producers stop showing favoritism among the contestants. I have been
    a fan since season 1 and never have missed a
    show. However that will change if they don’t
    give equal time to ALL contestants. For weeks
    now Elliott Yamin has given the most consistently
    good performances and has had the most praise
    from the judges and yet they seem to be always
    hiding him. I think he deserves better and if
    they don’t stop ignoring him, I won’t be watching
    Season 6. How anyone could think that Kelly
    Pickler, Ace Young and Taylor Hicks are better
    singers than Elliott I don’t understand.
    Hang in there Elliott, your fan base is growing
    regardless of your less than fare treatment
    by the big wheels at American Idol. I’ll be
    buying your first CD & you’ll get a contract.

  • SlvrLegnd

    Great article.
    I think the reason that none of the past superstars of music would work on this show is because the music world is saturated. In a saturated market you’ve got dozens of guys (or gals) who can do the exact same thing and it becomes about selling the persona and not their talents or individuality. I mention selling because it is definitely all about business in ‘the business.’
    If someone’s not going to make you lots of money you don’t give them any lead. It’s not like the people on this show are trying to break through at the bottom like most other musicians are anyways.
    Most folks with talent rise up to stardom, and I think that tempers them a bit. The contestants on Idol are stars before they even make it to hollywood–no rising before baking. I figure if you’re going to elevate people so quickly, you’re at the point where you have to whore them out in every way possible in order to turn them into big cash cows. Other musicians have to struggle for years in order to turn into corporate prostitutes.
    Did I mention that I hate American Idol and all it stands for? Fox gave them an automatic pickup through 2009, with renewals through 2011 if they meet targets. This all for a show that was done when they crowned Kelly Clarkson. What, they’ve named three other idols since then??? What were their names again?
    Does anybody still think it’s worth being the American Idol?

  • Brian May

    OK … it begins ….the fallout from American Idol.
    There is so much to say – I sure have learned a lot myself already from this experience … but slowly will do it … one thing at a time …
    Firstly let me comment on ACE. He’s a great guy.
    Some of you have written in accusing me of undermining ACE with his interpretation of WWRY. Nothing could be further from the truth. I’m afraid this is an illustration of exactly what I have been quoted as saying about the programme ….. that the critical process would be better off done in private, like we do in auditioning for our musical … .
    We had an interaction with ACE, a conversation, in which we gave him the best advice we possibly could, based on studying the demo’s which we already had in our iTunes – which I’d personally given a lot of time to study. This conversation, in my book, ought to have been private, but that is not the style of the show, sadly. But the even more unfortunate thing is that you are then in the hands of the video editors, who seem to seize with glee anything that looks negative. It was edited in such a way that it looked as if I was purely negative – they very naughtily inserted a bit that I said about “not on my own song” so it appeared that I said it AFTER we had played together, which was not the way it happened …making me look like I was against the whole thing. But this was not the case. Having said that I wouldn’t be able to play the arrangement exactly like his demo, and that I didn’t think it would work without the stomps and claps which are foundation of the song, we then discussed how we could improve his ideas and with a mixture of a quick conference and spontaneous creation we came up with a kind of mixture of his thoughts and ours – WHICH WAS THE BASIS FOR THE ARRANGEMENT THAT YOU SAW THE HOUSE BAND PLAY ON THE NIGHT ! It was actually pretty damn good, I thought, for a quick attempt … and he sang it very well live. If you talk to ACE he will confirm that we parted on the very best terms, and he thanked me for the input. I made it very clear that I respected him for taking chances and trying to make the song his own. The version you saw on TV used a straight sample beat with stomps and claps which set up the song in the first verse in the classic way, and then a working in of an underpinning riff (close to what I had done in our rehearsal period together, in response to Ace’s idea) and then back to a straighter 3rd verse, but ending in his delayed phrase end stop, again, just as we did it together …. and I thought it was damn good.
    Just in case any of this isn’t clear …. the version of WWRY that ACE performed on AI last night was a DIRECT RESULT of his own ingenuity and the advice we gave him, with our full encouragement and blessing. And he definitely rocked. And we wish him much luck in the contest.
    If you watch the programme again you will notice that ACE said he enjoyed working with us, and that I also said quite clearly that I thought an approach of personalising songs was a necessary ingredient of greatness … my exact words were … “He’s a very interactive person, and that’s what makes Greatness”. I hope that wherever ACE is right now he remembers that there is mutual respect there between us, and much good feeling. And to all you guys out there who have become his fans … please remember this too …
    As for the rest …..well, a little later ..
    But I was impressed with all our new friends, the Idols – wonderful job, guys, THANKS ! .. and we feel really complimented.
    With Love
    © brianmay.com

  • Jim

    I don’t think Paris understood Queen music at all. Freddy didn’t say “come on” and giggle in the middle of “The Show Must Go On”.

  • Wendie

    Been waiting for this weeks and you never disappoint. FUNNY stuff! “Clockwork Orange meets Cats” LOL!! That alone is going to have me giggling all day. Loved the review

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  • Ali

    Regarding Elliott’s ethnicity, he is Jewish. Paula, on the other hand, is certainly not Jewish. She is of Arabic origin. Not that any of that matters, what matters is that Elliott is an incredibly talented singer and is the most deserving to win this competition.

  • [Faulty html deleted] One can be both an Arab and Jewish at the same time. Ethnicity can be very complicated and much more subtle than most assume.

    I’m not sure about the whole being Jewish passing through one’s mother part… but.

  • whoops, link didn’t come through.

    Paula Link

  • Maggie

    Stupid Ass. Paula Abdul is not Jewish.

  • well, a couple Jewish groups seem to claim Paula Abdul. I don’t know if she’s ever been observant, but that gets into the whole business of whether being Jewish is a “religious” choice or an ethnicity.
    Because Jewish tradition seems to mix the two, it often depends on how the individual self-identifies. According to the Wikipedia, not always a perfect source, both Paula’s parents are Jewish.

    there are lots of people in the world who are both Arab and Jewish at the same time. IN the Middle East identity isn’t as simple as the media makes it out to be.

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