Britney Spears is at it again. Conveniently timed right in the middle of her House Of Blues comeback tour, photos of the pop star posing topless in a garden with flowers covering her nipples have popped up all over the Internet. This girl simply doesn’t like wearing clothes.
The photos were allegedly taken in her friend’s backyard last month and show Spears wearing a fedora over a brown wig and little else. Although there is some speculation that the photos are an April Fools’ hoax, no one would be surprised if they are the real deal. Britney has become an unofficial spokesperson for the nudist movement over the last few years, giving the public all kinds of peeks at her naughty bits.
The photos come to light amid Britney’s comeback from a rehab stint and some generally insane behavior. The diva has been playing several small venues, reportedly lip-synching her biggest hits and gyrating around in her skimpies.
Meanwhile, Britney’s tour bus was stopped by the police Tuesday for speeding near San Diego. The driver claims he was trying to evade some paparazzi. As the royal family knows all too well, that kind of driving simply doesn’t end well.
It’s become almost hypnotic to watch the trials and tribulations of little miss Spears. She’s walking, dancing proof that truth is stranger than fiction. Google might want to get a bigger server.