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The True and Objective List of the 100 Greatest Albums of This Generation (1985-2005)

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My task here is to ferret out the 100 greatest albums of this generation, operationally defined as including everything released from 1985 to 2005 – the present.

Let’s narrow it down some. This does not mean the most popular albums.

It also does not mean the most influential. That’s ultimately judging based on someone else’s opinions of what was good. Besides, being influential isn’t automatically good. Madonna’s influential- but her influence is the creation of Britney Spears and such.

Nor is it a democratic or egalitarian undertaking. I didn’t care about making sure that I represented this or that genre, or that I got stuff from all different people.

I wanted the 100 best albums, the ones most worth listening to again and again on their own weight. Mostly that means songwriting, stuff with actual worthwhile melodies under it. Lyrics and rhythm and harmonies and fancy guitarists are great, and they count. But they’re all a waste if there’s no song under it. It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing, and it also don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got a frickin’ T-U-N-E. Thus, you might frame this as the best collections of songs.

Also, you might notice multiple entries by several artists. This is not some egalitarian exercise, where we divide up the awards to make sure everybody gets a slice. Let the big dog eat, I say. Looking back to compile this listing, on the song merits it is clear that Prince and Elvis Costello are rock ruling. That is, they have written a BUNCH of classic songs over the last two decades.

Since we’re looking at albums here, I resisted including records based just on one song. Otherwise, Universal Mother would be here for just the sake of the awesome power of “Fire on Babylon.” I enjoyed excluding the extremely overrated REM, but if it were just for a song at a time, Out of Time would be here for the sake of “Losing My Religion,” which even an REM skeptic such as myself must admit rules.

As to being “true and objective”: The title here is partly a joke. Obviously there are a lot of subjective values of taste. There are plenty of good acts whose quality I recognize, but just don’t turn me on. Pink Floyd comes to mind.

But this title is only partly a joke, because there are some identifiable truths. There are quantifiable examinations of skill and technique. For example, I’d say it is not merely opinion but fact that Jackie Wilson was a much better singer than, say, Kris Kristofferson.

The saying goes, “There’s no accounting for taste.” Well, that is precisely the job of a critic. I struggle not just to say that I like or don’t like something, but to try to explain what I see in it- to give an account for my taste.

Here then are the 100 greatest collections of songs of the last 20 years:

1. The Lion and the Cobra Sinead O’Connor
Sinead has managed to make a lot of people hate her. OK fine, but she’s been a visionary artist. There’s no denying the skill of the crafting of these songs, nor the passion that illuminates them. Every single song from her debut album is a classic, and you’ve never heard another production sound like this. Personal awe inspiring favorite: “Just Like U Said It Would B.” This will go head to head with any album in the rock era.

2. Around the World in a Day Prince
As a whole, this collection might be described as psychedelic pop soul. You’ve got your Hendrix-y guitars in “America” and the classic “Temptation” where Prince talks to God and wrestles the death angel. What more could you want? Well, also this has the absolute top textbook example of a Prince pop song- “Raspberry Beret” of course.

3. Graceland Paul Simon
This has not only Simon’s classic tunewriting, but beautiful rich arrangements with the South African musicians, most notably the unique choral tones of Ladysmith Black Mambaza. The title song is my personal all time favorite secular hymn.

4. The Delivery Man Elvis Costello
The country side of his musical personality brings forth Elvis’ most straightforward and emotionally direct songs. Not that you’d mistake this for a Merle Haggard record, but the country influence brings forth some of his best songs here. Particularly, this includes the direct emotions of “Either Side of the Same Town” and the chilling cold of “The Name of This Thing Is Not Love.” He also gets a couple of really exceptional rock grooves on “Button My Lip” and “Bedlam.”

5. The Man with the Blue Post Modern Fragmented Neo-Traditionalist Guitar Peter Case
This is just a heller collection of songs, starting with the dangerous romantic gallop of “Put Down the Gun.” Also, if I ever wanted to become a hobo, “Travellin’ Light” would be the first thing I put on my iPod before I hit the door. David Hidalgo of Los Lobos added some tasty guitar textures to what was already going to be a really hot album.

6. American Recordings Johnny Cash
Late in the game, Johnny Cash recorded the greatest one album of his whole career in his living room. Thank heavens that Rick Rubin had the good sense to just sit Johnny down at home with a guitar, and turn on a tape recorder. The murder ballad “Delia” may be the most popular song here, but this also includes the definitive recording of the country standard “Tennessee Stud.” Personally, I’d say that “The Man Who Couldn’t Cry” at the end of this record may be the finest one moment of his whole career.

7. Bad Michael Jackson
Inverting the Stones classic, it’s the song not the singer. Forget all his personal crap, and just listen to this amazing record. The basic songs are outstanding, but he makes arrangements and production sounds that will knock you out if you can listen to them with fresh ears. If you can make a record like this, I will then acquiesce when you declare yourself to be the King of Pop. Plus, if you listen closely now, you can really hear the danger signals flashing in the emotional depths of “Dirty Diana” and “Leave Me Alone” and especially the really freakish “Another Part of Me.”

8. Little Earthquakes Tori Amos
Tori came out with her conservatory musical training and a taste for Led Zeppelin, which coupled with all kind of freak personal demons inspired a beautifully harrowing musical vision. From the compelling bumble bee piano riff of “Silent All These Years” to the masochistic bloodletting of “Crucify,” this album rules.

9. Get Behind Me Satan The White Stripes
I’m writing this barely a month after the initial album release, so perhaps I’ll look back on this rating next year and shake my head- but I don’t think so. This record has the kind of real musical values, the real songs and playing that will bear the hundred or so listenings I’ve already given it, and still sells. I’m still getting new things out of the record every time I hear it, which is still daily. From the acoustic drive and odd philosophical pondering of the “Little Ghost” to the gospel piano of “I’m Lonely,” this record rocks most righteously.

10. Rumor and Sigh Richard Thompson
For starters, the driving English folk song “1952 Vincent Black Lightning” has become a bluegrass standard. Indeed, it may be the best one song of Richard Thompson’s career. Then there’s the literate and exhilirating rock of “Feel So Good.” My favorite polka song ever is “Don’t Sit On My Jimmy Shands.” Of course, I personally identify with the twisted Mr Roger’s neighborhood theme of driving down “Psycho Street.” Is this Richard Thompson’s best album ever?

11. Sign O the Times Prince
This album could just as easy as not be crowned best album of this or any generation. Song for song, this album gives the whole Prince picture spread across two albums, no filler. From the Future News Network bass pulse of the title song, to underappreciated slow jams like “Slow Love,” Prince is the Jack of all trades- and the master of them all. Can’t get enough of the hallucinatory Christian zealotry of “The Cross.” You ain’t heard anything like “The Ballad of Dorothy Parker.” Also, “Starfish and Coffee” is one of the best children’s songs ever.

12. On How Life Is Macy Gray
You can sort of hear the basic sounds of Motown and other classic r&b, but Macy has the unique voice, the strong force of personality, and the compositional skills to create a record like no other. From the seductive balladry of “I Try” to the Santanic pulse of the unapologetically homicidal “I’ve Commited Murder,” she’s a force to be reckoned with.

13. Uh Huh John Mellencamp
With due respect to John Fogerty, I’ll take Mellencamp over Creedence. He rocks just a little harder, got a sharper band, and a tougher emotional edge. Plus, the Little Bastard had a white hot pen at this point. Get past the multiple immortal big fat hits at the front of the record, and you get nearly as good a songs on the back side. “Lovin’ Mother for Ya” remains a personal fave.

14. Appetite for Destruction Guns n Roses
Has any band ever laid out a more compelling statement of purpose than the first song of the first GnR record? “Welcome to the Jungle” isn’t even the best song on the album. For a hard rock record, I’ll take this even over the classic Zoso album. Specifically, I’d put “Paradise City” head to head with even “Stairway to Heaven.” Yes, they were just that good.

15. Southern Accents Tom Petty
This may be the best collection of songs Petty ever came up with, and it’s certainly the richest and most varied sonic palette. Of course, he gets a good head start on that with the unique Southern psychedelia of “Don’t Come Around Here No More.” But nearly as impressive, where’d he come up with the flava of “It Ain’t Nothin’ to Me”?

16. Solitude Standing Suzanne Vega
Ms Vega slipped us one of the most compelling singer-songwriter collections ever. Even besides the hit “Luka” there was a peculiar power behind these songs such that even the minor acapella “Tom’s Diner” motif years later provided the soul for a surprisingly good hip hop remix. Also haunting, the fancy poultry parks climactic chorus, “backs are cheap and wings are nearly free.”

17. Faith George Michael
Pop music just doesn’t get much better than this. Before he started lingering in bathrooms, Monsieur Michael was a great pop song craftsman. There’s no denying the popabilly perfection of the title track, nor especially the dramatic pulse of “Father Figure.” Classic after classic.

18. King of America Elvis Costello
This usually gets described as Elvis’ “country” album. Some kind of English folk album would be closer, Fairport Convention or something. It certainly doesn’t sound like Hank Williams or Merle Haggard. Anyway, it’s a heller batch of acoustic songs. The mundane child abuse of “Little Palaces” drives one of the most compelling songs of his career, and then there’s the Johnny Cash worthy rockabilly of “The Big Light.” Somedays, this is considered Elvis’ best album.

19. Rhythm of the Saints Paul Simon
As the follow up to Graceland, his focused world music approach lacked the novelty. Plus, it lacked all the interesting political drama. But it’s nearly as good a batch of songs, and the South Ameican musicians give this a unique flavor. I dare you to resist the drum solo that opens the lead single, “The Obvious Child.” The voluptuous nightmare of “Can’t Run But” may haunt you for life.

20. TTD’s Vibrator Terence Trent D’Arby
The floor fell out of the TTD market after his first album, but for the life of me I can’t understand why. The distinct rock voice of the title track should have been accepted as a modern AOR classic. Also, if Otis Redding had lived to hear “Holding On To You” he might have died of jealousy. Then there’s the peculiar musical wit of “CYFMLAY.”

21. Parade Prince
Senor Nelson whipped up a totally killer set of songs which are all different, yet go together to make a whole even greater than the sum of the parts. Even the sequencing works. The flow of the first three songs in particular creates a great effect. He never wrote a tighter set of songs, particularly including “Kiss.”

22. Like a Prayer Madonna
This was the best album she ever created. It has stronger tunes and more breadth of style than any other. This was the height of her development as a writer, shortly before she decided she didn’t need to bother, and rapidly devolved into nonsense like “Justify My Love.” The gospel beauty of the title song transcends the ginned up video controversy. “Oh Father” and “Keep It Together” are really about something emotionally. Plus, you have to love the guitar psychedlia Prince adds to the concluding “Act of Contrition.”

23. Lovesexy Prince
Where does he come up with this stuff? This sounds like nothing else ever, features some of his most experimental song structures and production sounds, and still works as catchy pop music. “Alphabet Street” totally rules, and “Anna Stasia” may be his best dark night of the soul. This record has been often described as “pastel,” partly because of the album cover. Mmm, delicious pastels.

24. Cutting Their Own Groove Big Daddy
In theory, this was something of a joke band, covering modern pop songs in vintage 50s styles. However, they could really sing and play, and the recombinations open up the songs in unimagined ways. For one thing, it turns out that “Ice Ice Baby” is perfectly good Chuck Berry car song. You have to hear this thing to believe it.

25. Whatever and Ever Amen Ben Folds Five
“Brick” is the only major hit song I know of about an abortion. But if the dad felt this bad about it, imagine how the “choice” must have felt. I’m just saying. Ben Folds fans also really enjoy the self-consciously childish vitriol of “Song for the Dumped.”

26. Crowded House Crowded House
Neil Finn isn’t a particular compelling rock and roll personality, but there’s no arguing with the album that included both “Something So Strong” and perhaps the greatest pop song EVER, “Don’t Dream It’s Over.”

27. Scarecrow John Mellencamp
As a right wingnut, I never bought Mellencamp’s politics, the “blood on the plow” and such. Yeah, but I’ll listen to your silly politics if it comes wraped in songs as hot as “Rain on the Scarecrow.” Plus, people will still be playing “Small Town” on the computer chips planted in their heads to take the place of iPods 100 years from now.

28. Press On June Carter Cash
June Carter Cash was the real deal right to the end. There’s a memorable earthy tune anchoring the recriminations of “Losing You.” The freakiest thing, though, was “Tiffany Anastasia Lowe,” written for her granddaughter. It’s a classic Carter family song, complete with autoharp- about Quentin Tarantino. What a joker she was, among many other things.

29. Team America World Police Original Soundtrack
These are satirical songs written for a puppet movie- but this was in fact one of the strongest couple of collections of original songs to come out the whole year. Plus, if you pay attention, you’d be surprised how much emotional depth and ambivalent nuance is buried in stuff like “Freedom Isn’t Free” and even the Team America theme song.

30. Achtung Baby U2
Some days this seems like their best album. The hard funk of “Mysterious Ways” never fails to satisfy, and even Johnny Cash could only marginally improve on Bono’s rebuking “One.”

31. Fear of a Black Planet Public Enemy
Cheesy faux-Panthers posturing aside, PE and the bomb squad conjured up an albums worth of real songs. A few dated lyrical references will need re-written, but people will be covering “Fight the Power” years from now. “911 Is a Joke” is a real, legitimate pop song- and a very memorable one. And folks are STILL talking about “Welcome to the Terrordome.”

32. Storms of Life Randy Travis
Randy Travis has a really beautiful baritone vocal instrument, and he knows how to play it. I’d put him head to head as a vocalist even with the Possum. “Diggin’ Up Bones” in particular is just a classic piece of modern country songwriting.

33. Graffiti Bridge Original Soundtrack (Prince)
This may be Prince’s most criminally underappreciated album. “Joy in Repetition” is as good a slow jam as the man ever did. The voices of other performers in the movie to sing some of these songs broadened his palette nicely. Dig big momma singing “Melody Cool.” Sweet. There’s at least a half dozen stone classics on this, including “Tick Tick Bang” and “Thieves in the Temple.”

34. Copperhead Road Steve Earle
Before he became an icon of radical chic, Steve Earle used to be a really good songwriter and country singer. This title song was the dangerous backroads jam of the year, and “Nothing But a Child” could bring you to tears with simple beauty.

35. Whitey Ford Sings the Blues Everlast
He got to working in some acoustic instruments and real songwriting and singing, to the extent that I didn’t realize it was a hip hop act when he played Saturday Night Live. “What It’s Like” and “Ends” are both highly memorable songs, with hooks to draw you into some tough emotional territory. The whole album is well written.

36. Raw Like Sushi Neneh Cherry
Don Cherry’s girl came busting out with a beautiful hip hoppin’ pop record with some good jazzy playing. “Kisses on the Wind” is one of the most beautiful, wistful coming of age songs in pop music, with a kickass Latin groove. The whole album is outstanding, song for song.

37. Flood They Might Be Giants
TMBG had a real sharp Jonathan Richman thing going at their height, and this was it. “Birdhouse in Your Soul” has just that spiritual openess that was the point of classic Jonathan. Then there’s just the pure childish singalong joy of the unforgettable “Instanbul” and the struggles of the “Particle Man.”

38. Elephant The White Stripes
Heller rock and roll album, particularly the anguished Queen inflected raw but baroque blues of “There’s No Home for You Here Girl.” That “Bohemian Rhapsody” inspired bridge is just breath taking. Also, take the time to parse out the folksy campfire closing song with drummer/ex Meg playing referee between Jack and his new English girlfriend, “Holly Golightly.”

39. Van Lear Rose Loretta Lynn
The tough blues stylings of producer and duet partner Jack White make this the jammingest jammin’ Loretta Lynn record ever. Stories like the Van Lear Rose are what country music is all about. The Grammy winning “Portland Oregon” really sounds good driving down the back roads. High point of inspired freaky deakiness of her whole career: check out her “Little Red Shoes.” It’s practically psychedelic.

40. Vivid Living Colour
I don’t even care about the guitar heroics, but you can’t deny the force of “The Cult of Personality.” That just works on every level, and most of the album’s nearly as good.

41. Junior High Junior Brown
This is just a five song EP, but it’s all killer, no filler. This’ll set you on the right Junior Brown path. “Highway Patrol” rocks in a righteous honky tonkin’ way, as does the witty “My Wife Thinks You’re Dead.” Plus he’s got the weepy ballad to show off his baritone, a good instrumental showcase, and even a bit of island flavor.

42. Dream of the Blue Turtles Sting
Sting grows wearisome as a personality, but this record has a lot of great songs. “Fortress Around Your Heart” rates pretty high, as does the “Moon Over Bourbon Street.” You can’t very well discount “If You Love Somebody Set Them Free.”

43. Use Your Illusion I Guns n Roses
You have to love a great GnR ballad like “Dust n Bones,” but this has all kinds of great songs. Even prime time Mick and Keef would have been proud to claim the honky-tonkin’ classic kiss off of “You Ain’t the First.” And that’s even before you get to the big epic hits “Don’t Cry” and “November Rain.”

44. Little Sparrow Dolly Parton
Dolly fills out some of her best songwriting and fanciest picking with the spine tingling vocal harmonies of, among others, Alison Kraus. The title cut is as good as anything the woman ever made. “I Get a Kick Out of You” also makes surprisingly effective bluegrass.

45. A Mighty Wind Original Soundtrack
Perhaps partly from knowing the context of it in the movie, “A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow” still breaks my heart every time I hear it- and that must be often. “The Good Book Song” really blows my mind. It’s really catchy and clever. I could almost imagine that song showing up at some nice Protestant vacation bible school setting. These are some excellent songs.

46. Transverse City Warren Zevon
This was something of a sci-fi concept album- though he didn’t run the idea into the ground as some would do. The title song in particular has a unique sound and texture that makes it special. Also, dig the underappreciated classic “The Long Arm of the Law.” That’s just compulsively singable.

47. The Hardline According to Terence Trent D’Arby Terence Trent D’Arby
TTD, now known as Sananda Matreiya turned in a classic soul/pop debut album. Every single song here is unique and truly outstanding. The novelty of the arrangement of “Wishing Well” only highlights what was already a breakthrough song. “Sign Your Name” was the slow jam of the year- give or take some Prince, anyway. Underappreciated track: Dig the soul psychedelia of “Rain.”

48. Brian Wilson Brian Wilson
One might reasonably argue that the performance and production of Brian Wilson’s long awaited solo debut album was a bit stiff. But you couldn’t argue that the songs weren’t memorable or that they were bloodless. This is easily the best Beach Boys album since Pet Sounds. “Love and Mercy” is a major classic song with healing powers. Dig also the extended experimental Western psychedelia of “Rio Grande.” Coo-ool!

49. Under the Pink Tori Amos
About every single song on this album is a unique sound achievement. She had some sharp songwriting, and inventive playing. The screeching heresy of the atonal guitar makes the feminist teasing of “God” into one of the top jams of the year. “Cornflake Girl” also kicks a particularly strong groove, sounding like a worthy companion piece to play alongside Elton’s classic “Burn Down the Mission.” They somehow belong together. Bonus points for the psychodrama of “The Waitress.”

50. Metallica Metallica
Heavy metal values don’t mostly appeal to me. I’m not particularly a Metallica fan. But there’s no denying this major album. The hard romanticism of “Nothing Else Matters” rates it as my favorite song here, but it’s an inspired record overall.

51. O Brother Where Art Thou Original Soundtrack
The heightened interest in “mountain music” in recent years is a sign of hope for our sick culture. These folks are all about keeping it real. Real singing and playing of instruments. I’ll note that some of the contents were recorded prior to the time frame of this list, but Ralph Stanley singing “O Death” is as real as it gets. Alison Kraus et al did some real worthwhile singing and picking.

52. The Trouble with Being Myself Macy Gray
For starters, “When I See You” is a better Motown song than anybody at Motown has made in twenty years. “It Ain’t the Money” makes a pretty funky little trick bag, or is that a tricky little funk bag? Special unheralded stone gem: you really must listen repeatedly and closely to the junkie bliss out of “Happiness.”

53. Absolute Torch and Twang KD Lang
For one thing, KD is a better singer than Patsy Cline- and that’s pretty good. Besides which she is more country than Patsy. KD and Ben Mink also did some outstanding songwriting. There’s a lot of good hooks and compelling emotional openess to stuff like “Pulling Back the Reins” and “Nowhere to Stand.” Those are both modern classics.

54. Peter Case Peter Case
Barger chillen grow up embroiled in the mystery of the disappearing lovers who took a fateful “Walk in the Woods.” Then there’s the cold requiem for the death of friend’s soul in a “Small Town Spree.” I”m sure that when the lost one gets to hell, he’ll want some cold rockin’ “Icewater.”

55. I Do Not Want What I Have Not Got Sinead O’Connor
Obviously Sinead made the best slow jam of the year with “Nothing Compares 2U.” It’s also the only time I’ve ever heard anyone outsing Prince on his own song. The whole album is great. Dig on the blisfully driving bloody date theme “Jump in the River.” But don’t overlook the freaky graveyard hip hop of “I Am Stretched on Your Grave.”

56. Paul’s Boutique Beastie Boys
For starters, this represents a pretty complete artistic re-creation from the sound of their classic debut. I personally most favor the grinding descent of the karmic riff of “Car Thief.” Of course, “Shake Your Rump” rates pretty high as well, especially when you have fever, the kind where the only medicine is more cowbell.

57. Naked Talking Heads
As to melodies and songs, I’d rate this album second only maybe to Fear of Music in the Heads catalog. This might be their very best record, though, factoring in bonus points for the emotional directness. Rather than the abstract genteel fantasy of “Don’t Worry About the Government,” Byrne is more directly wringing his hands, denouncing the “Blind” sheep following some demagogue. “Nothing But Flowers” makes an especially pretty lament, and astutely exploits a note of internal intellectual discord to great artistic end.

58. The Joshua Tree U2
This got run into the ground at radio, but the better tracks just soar into the stratosphere. “Where the Streets Have No Name” truly is heavenly. This was a megahit album that actually deserved the status.

59. Flowers in the Dirt Paul McCartney
This album got the best picks from the songwriting partnership of Paul McCartney and Elvis Costello. “That Day Is Done” and “Don’t Be Careless Love” especially rate as odd, uniquely memorable songs.

60. Lies Guns n Roses
“Nice Boys” is fine, but this is here mostly for the newer acoustic material, particularly “Patience,” which is pure beauty. “One in a Million” was the rare controversial song that was actually worth the bother. Then there’s the happy singalong of “I Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her).” C’mon everybody, sing along!

61. Black Album Prince
This whole album is superfunkycalifragisexi, particularly the concluding slinky sexy jam “Rock Hard in a Funky Place.” Duke Ellington would have been proud of them horns. Then there’s rap satire “Dead On It” and the infamous “Bob George.”

62. Acoustic Soul India.Arie
“Video” was an excellent single, but “Promises” definitely means the most to me. She’s real.

63. Mock Tudor Richard Thompson
As something broadly akin to classic 50s rock style, “Cooksferry Queen” and “Crawl Back” might be a good, easily digestible entry point for casual Thompson fans. Come for the simple rock, stay for the quiet psychodrama of “Hope You Like the New Me.”

64. Spike Elvis Costello
Folks have been heard bad mouthing this record in particular. But as Elvis says in the opening track, you’re nobody till everybody thinks you’re a bastard. Song for song, this thing rocks. The lynch mob thrill of “Let Him Dangle” really does it. Papa’s got a brand new tuba on “Chewing Gum.” Surely “Deep Dark Truthful Mirror” ranks one of Elvis’ finest slow jams.

65. The Lonesome Jubilee John Mellencamp
John gets all backwoods and Old Testament on “Paper in Fire,” probably his best ever record. This was the best and most unique SOUND he ever got, and some of his best songs. Besides the hits, dig the chill out classic “Rooty Toot Toot.”

66. Ill Communication Beastie Boys
Mostly, heavy metal and rap are NOT two great tastes that taste great together, but play to the lesser common denominators of both genres. “Sabotage” is the major exception that proves the rule. This is a real song, hard as a rock and the best thing the Beasties ever did. Also, you can’t miss the funk bliss when you’ve got a “Sure Shot.”

67. I’m So Confused Jonathan Richman
His most, probably mostly only, influential work was in the 70s, but Jonathan has continued to pursue and perfect a unique and compelling personal acoustic rock style. For stuff this simply presented, there’s really quite a lot of nuance to this. “True Love Is Not Nice” belies notions that hes just a mushy head manchild. Most compellingly, the ghosts of hospitals past memorably haunt “I Can Hear Her Fighting With Herself.”

68. Semi-Crazy Junior Brown
Obviously Junior Brown is unfit for country radio. He’s actual country music, for chrissakes. If the “country radio” audience heard “Joe the Singing Janitor” or “Gotta Get Up Every Morning” back to back with Shania Twain or Faith Hill, some fake country artists might end up stood up against a wall and shot.

69. Good News for People Who Like Bad News Modest Mouse
At their most distinctive, the singer reflects Talking Heads melodic phrasing and David Byrne type vocal styles combined with Edge-y guitars. There’s some kind of odd optimistic nihilism (reflected nicely by the album title) that illuminates the stylistic mash, and gives it all a unique flavor. “The World at Large” has a special beauty, but dig also the theological speculation of “Bukowski”: “If God takes life, he’s an Indian giver. Who would want to be such a control freak?”

70. Blood and Chocolate Elvis Costello
The original studio performance here of “I Want You” is but the blueprint for the exorcism it becomes live, but also note the criminally under appreciated “Battered Old Bird.”

71. The Marshall Mathers LP Eminem
Most hip hop is tuneless crap, and even Eminem at his best is a mixed bag. But there’s no denying the pure vitriolic hooks of “Kill You” or the unique psychotic drama of “Kim.” Plus, resistance to the schoolyard kiddie pop of “The Real Slim Shady” is simply futile. Give in. Don’t make him kill you.

72. Songs from the Capeman Paul Simon
His big Broadway show was a flop, but it wasn’t because he didn’t write worthy songs. Plus, the whole approach and style of this material was unique for Simon or anyone else. “Adios Hermanos” makes a particularly compelling sad doo wop lament, as the Capeman heads off to death row.

73. Tunnel of Love Bruce Springsteen
In retrospect, this was the last really worthwhile Springsteen album before he devolved into tuneless tired and predictable neo-Guthrie schtick. But he had a great last shot in him. “Spare Parts” in particular still knocks me out. I’ll take this over Born in the USA anyday.

74. When I Was Cruel Elvis Costello
The title track may be the most compelling trip hop record ever, and a broader sign of Elvis continuing to push his creative boundaries well into middle age. Then there’s the freaky noir rap of “Episode of Blonde.”

75. Missundaztood Pink
These songs are really catchy, and she’s got just a sconce of punk aggression in these outstanding pop compositions. Also, she’s got the actual emotional involvement that really makes the stuff memorable, particularly on “Don’t Let Me Get Me.” Whaddya want, a rubber biscuit?

76. Sex Packets The Digital Underground
“The Humpty Dance” was just a heller P-Funk inspired goofy party groove, but these are better actual songs than anything George Clinton ever did. Clinton’s a much bigger legendary name, but I’ll take songwriting over iconhood anytime.

77. Use Your Illusion II Guns n Roses
Among other epics, this last blast of classic GnR contains their best hard song, “You Could Be Mine.” Axl’s chastising his ho for her “cocaine tongue,” but listen to his climactic coke rap. “Don’t forget to call my lawyer…” Plus, of course this features the infamous Spin magazine callout on “Get In the Ring.”

78. The Id Macy Gray
She’s got this Ray Charles thing going on with her voice that. as Eminem would say it, makes my pee-pee go da-doing-doing-doing. If she rasp/purred “Sweet Baby” in my ear, I’d be had. She wouldn’t even need the comic terror of “Gimme All Your Love or I Will Kill You.”

79. Symbol Prince
This was the last album under his Christian name before the bottom dropped out on his art and mental balance, symbolized by the symbol name and a bunch of suddenly crappy records. But here, we get “Sexy MF,” the hardest and fullest Prince jam ever. That Charlie Christian style jazz guitar solo really tops it off. Then there’s incredible apocalyptic pop of “7.”

80. Symphony or Damn Terence Trent D’Arby
It’s been at least 30 years since James Brown wrote a song as compelling or hard funkin’ as “Do You Love Me Like You Say You Do?” Lenny Kravitz would give his left nut for the rock groove as tough as “She Kissed Me.” Heck, Prince Himself would be proud to claim the tender closing ballad “Let Her Down Easy.”

81. Proxima Estacion: Esperanza Manu Chao
Except for one song, the whole album is in Spanish, thus I understand not a word. I have no clue what “Homens” is about for one, yet I don’t much care, cause this has some catchy tunes and gently charging beats that speak in a universal language. This guy is apparently actually French by birth with Spanish parents, and some kind of globe trotting political activist. Whatever. The reggae and Mexican flavors come together with the pop songcraft to make a unique confection. Perhaps because it’s the only English song, I gravitate toward the irresistable “Merry Blues.”

82. The Wind Warren Zevon
Perhaps the best song Zevon ever wrote was what he knew would be the last track on his last album. “Keep Me In Your Heart for Awhile” has a really strong effect for being so gentle and peaceful. It was good that he got chance to properly sum up and close out his “Dirty Life and Times.”

83. Loc’d After Dark Tone Loc
Apparently, Tone Loc was not a very credible rapper, in that he was not much of a violent thug. However, he has a really unique vocal instrument, and people in the back room (the future Young MC) writing him some actual memorable songs. He may not have street cred, but he made one of the most listenable pop albums in hip hop history. Besides the obvious hits, “Cheeba Cheeba” is a stoner classic. Heck, even “The Homies” comes out pretty sweet.

84. Listen Without Prejudice, Vol 1 George Michael
Unfortunate and unnecessarily defensive title aside, this was a fine batch of pop songs, and probably his very best vocal performances. Listen to his version of “They Won’t Go.” I can’t get enough of “Freedom 90″ or “Soul Free.”

85. Ten Summoner’s Tales Sting
Besides some outstanding songs, he gets some of the tastiest juicy grooves. Dig the organ, for example, on “St Augustine in Hell.” I particularly appreciate the craftsmanship of writing to order for the Lethal Weapon movie. They needed a “reluctant buddy” song, so he conjured up “It’s Probably Me.”

86. Batman Prince
I gots to give mad love to Prince for the pure experimental freakishness of his “Batdance.” Plus, where did that “Lemon Crush” come from? The corporate nature of the whole Batman thing might understandably make some folks skeptical, but this was 1980s Prince, at which point he could do absolutely no wrong- at least musically speaking.

87. Mighty Like a Rose Elvis Costello
This does not usually rate at the top of Elvis fanboy lists, but song by song it’ll hold up well. As a crazed Kentuckian, I dig the apocalyptic country psychedelia of “Hurry Down Doomsday.” The personal doomsday of the Alison character in “So Like Candy” may haunt your dreams.

88. Neither Fish Nor Flesh Terence Trent D’Arby
They couldn’t give this album away, but it’s nearly as good as the classic debut that preceded it. “You Will Pay Tomorrow” has an ultra funk groove that will more than go head to head with James Brown’s similarly themed “The Payback.” Also, check out the sideways wit of “I Don’t Want to Bring Your Gods Down.” Writing this on the day of big terror attacks in London, I’m particularly taking comfort from the tender spiritual strains of “I Have Faith in These Desolate Times.”

89. I’m Breathless Madonna
Yup, these songs were written in character for a marginal comic book movie. Nonetheless, these are some of the best compositions of her career. A significant part of the success of this stems from the constraints of the 1940s time frame. Except for the excellent but unrelated hit “Vogue,” these are (very broadly) jazz vocal songs. That is, they rely on actual songs, and not modern studio production gimmicks. “He’s a Man” in particular really swings most righteously.

90. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots The Flaming Lips
“Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell” floats along like the prettiest cloud in the sky. They ended up having to share songwriting credits with Cat Stevens for some similarity to an old song, but their “Fight Test” was a lot better. That shoulda been a big hit single.

91. A Date With Elvis The Cramps
They came out as punk rock, but they obviously got Elvis and- Lord knows- Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis. They were marginal instrumentalists and singers, but there was plenty of classic rock and roll abandon, plus hooks and good wit behind stuff like “What’s Inside a Girl?” That in particular was a good take on classic early rock songwriting motifs. Compare to Chuck pushing his grudge to the United Nations. Plus, there’s an especially delicious wrongness to the children’s choir joining in to sing “People Ain’t No Good.”

92. 69 Love Songs Magnetic Fields
Yup, in fact 69 songs. This was released as a boxed set, and also as three separate albums. Obviously, some of these are going to be better than others. Prince and Elvis Costello together couldn’t come up with that many great songs at once. However, this album has among other things, “All My Little Words,” which is one of the most beautiful pop songs ever written.

93. Nevermind Nirvana
This may be the least interesting band on this list, in terms of their technical capacity in playing their instruments. But leaving that and Cobain’s sad story aside, there’s some pretty strong tunes running under all that cheap grunge.

94. Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
Of course, “Fast Car” is a great driving song, but dig the interestingly expressed imaginary revolutionary sentiments of “Talkin’ About a Revolution” and “Mountains o Things.” Plus, she’s got a great voice. The psychodrama of “For My Lover” particularly haunts.

95. Full Moon Fever Tom Petty
“Free Fallin'” may be the most beautiful song he’s written. “Runnin’ Down a Dream” runs one of the most compelling rock grooves of his career. “I Won’t Back Down” gives his best rebel stance, and even Johnny Cash Himself couldn’t really cut this original performance.

96. White Blood Cells The White Stripes
Among other highlights, “Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground” is the most compelling romantic song in the White Stripes catalog. Also, if “We Are Going To Be Friends” doesn’t melt your heart, then there’s something wrong with you.

97. Licensed to Ill Beastie Boys
I resisted this album and group for years, but there’s no denying the songs. Rick Rubin and the Beasties mashed Zeppelin into the hip-hop mix, and used it very creatively to give you something that you never heard.

98. Songs From the Big Chair Tears for Fears
There’s nothing particularly groundbreaking about this recording, but “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” has an unforgettable melody, and even a memorable lyric. Plus, “Shout” really does have some primal power under that slow pounding beat.

99. The Juliet Letters Elvis Costello
Some fans poo-poo Elvis’ more classical music type turns. Hey, I dig rock and roll as much as the next fanboy, but you can’t deny the wit and even the rockin’ grooves he gets in conjunction with the Brodsky string quartet. To that end, check out the maniacal chain letter “This Offer Is Unrepeatable” or even the funky old crusty aunty of “I Almost Had a Weakness.”

100. Mud Pies for Mommy Steve Barger and the Altruists
What, you’ve never heard of my brother Steve? Well, it’s not my fault. I would tell you that he’s a kickass songwriter with a wicked wit and sharp hooks, but you wouldn’t believe me. I had at one point intended on putting REM’s Out of Time album here, but screw it. Steven’s 1998 MP3.COM album was better. I’d take the Pepsi taste challenge between them anytime. Don’t take my word for it though, dig for yourself on
PLACEBO,
FLUFFY AND THE SPOOK TREE,
THE BALLAD OF FRED SANDERS (COPKILLER MIX),
BEAUTIFUL CORPSE and the galloping
JUST LIKE A KID. Even if I didn’t know him, I’d take these songs over anything by REM or, Rand knows, the Smiths. Am I right, or am I right?

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  • Rob

    Pretty good list. Must’ve taken a lot of thinking and time on your part. It’s probably the Canadian in me, but I would add:
    Blue Rodeo – “5 Days in July”. This one’s a classic. The songwriting doesn’t get any better then this. Cuddy and Keelor were at there peak on this one. Just brilliant.
    54-40 – “Dear Dear”. Filled with great hooks.
    Sarah Harmer – “All of Our Names”. The songs are very well written and Sarah’s voice is like silk. This album is flawless.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Thanks. This post is still under construction. Someone helpfully published it from draft before it was quite soup. I’ll have it finished up by the end of the day.

  • http://gonzo-marx.blogspot.com gonzo marx

    /disagree

    many of these picks don’t make my own top 500

    but some deserve top 100 status

    you completely lost me with anything from george michael…so much for “Objective”

    but your mileage may vary

    Excelsior!

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com/ Eric Berlin

    Nice complication of one man’s opinion(s), Al.

    As I went through, I thought, What happened to #53… then realized it was still in progress.

    Man, Sinead at #1, eh? She wouldn’t even register on my Top Whatever radar. Nothing against her, of course. I think of her and I think bald head and the tearing of the pope’s picture and wailing Nothing Compares…. about 788 times.

    Very hard to argue with The White Stripes in the Top 10. Your take on “The Nurse” made me go back and really give it a listen… which was a pure joy, of course.

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com/ Eric Berlin

    Just realized… no Beck, no REM.

    Oof!

    I may have to compile my own One Man’s…

  • godoggo

    Really, you shouldn’t be permitted to quote Ellington.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Yes Mr Berlin, do please make your own list. Beck and REM were purposeful omissions on my part.

    Again, I can understand how Sinead might well alienate a lot of folks, but nonetheless she absolutely has the goods. Plus, I LIKED hearing “Nothing Compares 2 U” hundreds of times.

    Still, if you got burned out on that song, go back to that first album, which was not played to death on pop radio.

    Also, I’m trying to limit myself at this point to only listening to the White Stripes album once a day. Gluttony is a mortal sin, and all.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Mr Berlin, yes the omissions of Beck and REM were purposeful. They’re both WAY overrated.

    Also, please DO make your own similar post. I urge all Blogcritics to do likewise.

    I can understand how Sinead alienated a lot of people. Nonetheless, she absolutely has the goods. Listen to The Lion and the Cobra again. And I LIKED hearing “Nothing Compares 2U” 788 times.

  • http://wisdomandmurder.blogspot.com Lisa McKay

    Al, I bow to no one in my love for Mr. Costello, but Mighty Like A Rose? If I were put in a position of having to rescue my Costello collection from some natural disaster and had to leave one album behind, that would be the one.

    Nonetheless, an interesting list, and you sure have eclectic tastes in music.

  • http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/03/232849.php Rodney Welch

    This ought to be called “The 100 Albums Al Bought in the Last 20 years.” Or maybe “The Kind of List You’d Expect From Someone Who Thinks Prince and Elvis Costello Are Not Capable Of Making A Bad Record.” How else to explain honoring the suckathon that includes Around the World in a Day, Parade, Lovesexy, Batman AND Diamonds and Pearls? What strange level of fandom do you have to reach where you fail to see that these records are nowhere as good as Sign O’ The Times? The same level, I suspect, that regards Costello’s Spike on par with his late masterpiece King of America. You also include the absolute lamest Talking Heads disc, Naked, and while it’s nice to know someone besides me has heard Zevon’s Transverse City, (which in fairness does have one of the Z-man’s best songs, “Splendid Isolation”) the idea that it’s a great record is just silly — especially by WZ’s standards. I’ll give you credit for a handful of unusual choices that show insight, but on the whole you make the Spin list look like a model of judiciousness.

  • http://gonzo-marx.blogspot.com gonzo marx

    bah…

    no Tool or Pantera

    but Ben fols five makes towards the top of the list

    tsk tsk

    nice “Subjective” piece, big Al

    Excelsior!

  • http://wisdomandmurder.blogspot.com Lisa McKay

    Oh, and I think you forgot Soft Bulletin by the Flaming Lips…I’m sure it was an oversight ;-)

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Miss Lisa, I will confess to not being totally up to speed on the Flaming Lips. I was considering Yoshimi- but I don’t think I’ve heard Soft Bulletin.

    If it’s even better than Yoshimi, I need to be hearing it. Downloading it now. And thank you for bringing it to my attention.

  • http://www.dorksandlosers.com Tan The Man

    I think A Mighty Wind Original Soundtrack should be higher on that list. No Garth Brooks?

  • Tiffany

    Yay! Some Tori made it.

  • http://gonzo-marx.blogspot.com gonzo marx

    Tori made it, but not Alanis or even more egregious an error

    no Ani DiFranco

    and that omission is as damning as no Tool

    nuff said?

    Excelsior

  • http://www.dorksandlosers.com Tan The Man

    No Tool. No Garth Brooks! <— The G-Man!

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    The old man once made the mistake of so much as lightly praising Garth Brooks. As he should know better, I’ve punished him repeatedly by actually making him listen to Garth. After about 10 minutes, he’s begging for Porter or Merle or just anything real. That’ll learn him.

    Yes, Gonzo, no Pantera. I’d be canonizing frickin’ stupid Motley Crue before I’d do that. Hell, I’d pick a damned MARIAH CAREY album before Pantera. I’m just saying…

  • http://gonzo-marx.blogspot.com gonzo marx

    poor Al…

    it seems that all yer taste is in yer mouth…

    i’m just sayin’

    seriously, if you cannot hear the superior musicianship of Dimebag Darryl Abbott on guitar, and his brother, Vinnie Paul on drums…

    well, i guess we just speak two different languages when it comes to music

    so much for “Objective”

    Excelsior!

  • http://sussfr.blogspot.com Matthew T. Sussman

    Why don’t you just poll all Blogcritics music reviewers the way baseball gives baseball writers a ballot for MVP?

    5 points for No. 1
    4 points for No. 2
    and so on.

  • Norton Malcontent

    How is this list possibly objective? The vast majority of your entries are tedious at best. The range of artists you listen to is obviously severely limited due to the fact that you include the same artists over and over. And you can’t even get your song references right. It was The Who who sang “It’s the singer, not the song” in “Join Together”. All in all a pretty lame list.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Actually Matthew, we’re in the process of doing just that. It was announced in the BC authors Yahoo group. I’m taking votes from Blogcritics by email, up to 50. And definitely please write an entry like this listing and explaining your picks. We intend to have results by mid next week.

  • http://sussfr.blogspot.com Matthew T. Sussman

    Thanks Al. I’ll get on that.

  • http://gonzo-marx.blogspot.com gonzo marx

    bah..now yer telling me i would hafta join some kind of yahoo group?

    color me unsociable

    Excelsior!

  • http://consr.us/forum Eric

    I don’t think I could listen to this list the whole way through, much less it be the top ever.

    First of all, Tears For Fears’s best album was Sowing the Seeds of Love.

    Second, if you’re going to make a statement, just drop U2 out of this list.

    Almost Finally Bad by MJ was just that – Bad. Thriller, more than being his seminal work, was a much better album.

    Finally.. I get it that you like Prince and Costello… but that many albums makes me wonder if you’ve heard 500 in your life.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    I suppose I could have made some egalitarian gesture to enshrine lesser albums to prove I’m broadminded, but these are the 100 best albums as best I understand. In particular though, I make absolutely NO apology for picking every Prince album from the 80s. He was working on a Beatles level there for about 10 solid years.

    And I’m Deeply Offended that you’d suggest that I haven’t heard much variety of music. Down here on the farm, we listen extensively to BOTH kinds of music: country AND western, thank you very much.

  • http://www.suddennothing.net LegendaryMonkey

    Wow… Al… I gotta say, I agree with some of the other omissions I see some folks have pointed out, in particular… The Flaming Lips… (don’t get me started), Beck, Tool, Ani DiFranco, these three come to mind first. How can you call it an objective list when it’s not at all objective, Dearest Pal?

    Unless an album helped to change, mold, or influence the face of music, I don’t think I could in good conscience add it to a list like this, even if I personally had worn through several copies. Which would end up coming down to about one per artist. I mean, damn, I’m not going to be the one to say anything bad about Prince because in my secret moments, I have to admit that the guy is probably a genius, but everyone puts out albums that aren’t quite up to par, many classic songs or not.

    Here are the folks I’d like to smack you around for not including myself, or at least encourage you to look into them:

    -THE PIXIES (they get all caps because, well, they’re The Pixies)
    -Bjork
    -Rage Against the Machine
    -Portishead
    -Liz Phair (if only for being really ballsy with her lyrics)
    (or, hell, let’s get anyone else from those college rock indie alternative days… PJ Harvey, who’s been pretty consistent, more so than many from that time, Julianna Hatfield… these were important women in music!)
    -The Wu Tang Clan, for keeping up with rap while keeping it smart. Urban poetry at its finest with a lot of their songs.
    -Erykah Badu
    -Death in Vegas (!)
    -FUGAZI
    -Nine Inch Nails, if not Tool, for bringing an industrial flavor into mainstream rock….
    -Pearl Jam, though I was never much of a fan (sorry, fanatics out there), because they did spawn a lot of knock offs that ended up being almost a subgenre of altrock itself, and a following that was huge.

    And my personal list o’ love would include Placebo — which reminds me that I was THRILLED to see the Yeah Yeah Yeahs on the Spin list because they’re AMAZING.

    Al. My man. My homey.
    I think you need to broaden your horizons just a bit. You may think your list is all over the place, but it’s really very homogenous. So is the Spin list, for the most part, but I have to say I agree with a lot more of their choices than I do with yours. I think they were about half right. I’d give you a third.

    But that’s just my opinion. And it’s not objective. Neither is theirs… or yours.

    (in the spirit of friendship, I’ll stop arguing for a moment to let you know that some of your choices were truly inspired, like kd lang and Sinead O’Connor.)

  • Rodney Welch

    Prince in the 1980s was working on a “Beatles level”? Was Lovesexy his Revolver? Was The Black Album his White Album? Was Diamonds and Pearls his Rubber Soul? Or were they all just Trojans, some them used?

  • Eric Olsen

    monumental and varied effort Al, thanks!

    As usual I would say there is too much emphasis on some of your favorite artists — Prince, Elvis C, Sinead, Macy — but some very surprising and inspired picks as well. I love Manu Chao, but would have picked Clandestino

  • BRICKLAYER

    How can anyone take this list seriously when it emits the landmark Cattle Decapitation albums “Humanure” and “To serve man”? Pah. Back to the old drawing board, Mr. Barger.

  • eric schultz

    How can anyone take any list seriously when we all have different points of views. Yeah Prince and Elvis are great, but man, get on with it. No Pixies, no Pearl Jam, no Soundgarden – I could go on, but I would just spawn more ” all your taste is in your mouth” commentary and that, like top 100 lists, are a dead horse better left unbeaten.

  • Rob

    Was listening to “Check Your Head” from the Beastie Boys on the ride to work this morning. That’s another one for the Top 100 list. Damn, that’s a great album!

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com Eric Berlin

    Agree with EO — Manu Chao is a great album. The wife and I played it non-stop for a solid month three or four years back.

    I’m working on my list now, Al. It should be fun to compare all who dare to Compile…

  • http://mike.shelikesit.net mrbenning

    As usual I would say there is too much emphasis on some of your favorite artists — Prince, Elvis C, Sinead, Macy — but some very surprising and inspired picks as well.

    Don’t forget Jack White who makes 4 appearances on this list.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Monkey Girl! Glad you showed up for the party.

    I would argue that my list is quite a bit broader than the collective wisdom of Spin. I recognize that I haven’t heard everything, but I’ve got Randy Travis and Public Enemy- how homogenous is that?

    I have, however, listened to the Pixies recently, and I can’t figure out what y’all see in them. The hit was marginally listenable, but nothing exceptional. I was listening to Wave of Mutilation compilation, and I couldn’t quite remember how any of those songs went even while I was listening to them.

    With due respect to Monsieur Gonzo, I haven’t heard anything even vaguely approximating and actual TUNE from RATM. Their appeal baffles me.

    How much do I love thee, Monkey Girl? As I’m considering this still under construction, I sacrificed a Prince album from the list to slip in some Flaming Lips. Happy?

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com Eric Berlin

    Al: I’d argue again that you just don’t have a taste for the alt rock. That would explain why you don’t hear “tunes” from the likes of the Pixies and RATM.

    I hear many a kick-ass tune… but that’s just me.

    That said, all props with getting your list together at all. Still working on mine — bloody hard work, this (and all the while the novel, screenplay, radio show, “real” work, time with wife/cat/dog, etc. languish…).

    We’re having fun, right?

  • Eric Olsen

    All seems to shy away from the dissonance. You may have to listen to the Pixies several time before you really hear the melodies popping out, but they are assuredly there

    Rage was basically a groove band, but sometimes a great one

  • http://www.markiscranky.org Mark Saleski

    Al seems to shy away from the dissonance…

    yep, musical and political.

  • http://parentheticalremarks.blogspot.com Pete Blackwell

    Oh, God help you, Al Barger.

    However, kudos on the Team America inclusion.

  • godoggo

    Manu Chau’s old band Mano Negra was way way better than his solo stuff, say I.

    “Every generation gets the songs that it deserves” – Keith Jarrett.

  • Eric Olsen

    I’ve heard them and like them but Clandestino is one of those near-perfect albums: extra primo double good

  • http://www.suddennothing.net LegendaryMonkey

    Al loves me. My life is complete, guys.

    Al, remind me to get you a compilation of the greatest Pixies songs, with a guide or something to the tunage. I will do this for you because you are my big teddy bear with whom I fight.

    But I agree with some other folks… I think Al’s just not feeling the alt rock much. And while I’m a White Stripes devotee myself, even I wouldn’t include like, all their stuff… but hey, opinions, assholes, etc.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    I don’t have a taste for the “alt rock”? What does that even mean? I’m not sure what constitutes “alt rock” but if my devotion to Elvis Costello and Sinead doesn’t qualify me, I don’t know what. How about my Captain Beefheart collection?

    Godoggo, I just haven’t heard Mano Negra yet, but I’m a go huntin’ for them.

    Warm fuzzies from the beloved Monkey Girl make me really want to TRY to like the Pixies, so I’ll give them some more listening.

    Just don’t ask me to pretend to like that tuneless RATM crap. As James Cagney said to his priest friend in the death chambers at the end of Angels with Dirty Faces, “Nah, you’re asking too much.”

  • Eric Olsen

    do you like the Chili Peppers?

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    “Under the Bridge” is a timeless classic, seemingly out of nowhere for this band. I would almost put that album on the list just for that song.

    Other than that, I’ve not been much impressed with the Chili Peppers, though they rate far above RATM. They usually have at least a little bit of a tune to hang their hats on.

    On the other hand, I absolutely don’t buy them as FUNK, which point they try to push. They are WAY too stiff for that. Hell, even Queen was funkier than the Peppers, and they were distinctly not funky.

  • Eric Olsen

    that’s funny, I hate “Under the Bridge” and love most all of their rockers. If you think they have neve rbeen truly funky you must hear the George Clinton-produced Freaky Styley, which isn’t one of their greatest albums, but is, in fact, funky

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Al – i’m compiling my list at the minute, but i see a glaring error here, in the shape of The Libertines.

    I can only assume they have yet to reach your ears, and so i sent an mp3, on account of the record makes my fuckin soul burn, and so all ears must hear.

    great list, mind. a man who ain’t afraid of multiple prince choices is a man fit for a manly hug.

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    oh, and did you know the white stripes are re-recording Get Behind Me Satan for the vinyl release? true as all hell, they’re re-recording it live (in the studio, of course). a record worth buying twice, i’d say.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    El Duke-o, you are correct. I simply have not listened to the Libertines. I will be glad to give them a spin. I’ve heard the name a few times, haven’t reached out for them yet.

    Wonder if they’ll release the vinyl version of GBMS on CD?

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com Eric Berlin

    Wow — that’s very cool news, Duke.

    And awesome that you’re doing a list. When will you publish yours? I’m working on mine off and on all day today…

  • http://www.foliage.com/~marks Mark Saleski

    fer godssakes barger, get yourself a turntable!!

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Al – i understand the recording i sent may well send you into an emotional frenzy for months, so best you put a note out for the milk man. and i would imagine that if the vinyl version appears on CD, probably it’ll be in some far-off future box set. but what you COULD do is buy it anyway and then download it from some evil site or other. i can’t see no harm in that, to be honest.

    then again, i don’t know that “duke said it was ok” will hold up in a court of lawfulness.

    Eric B, i’m planning on gettin it up sometime in the next week (man, i’ve said that before now…). i look forward to your own list!

    Mark, when we gonna see your list? dare we dream of such things?

  • Omni Temporal

    That’s quite a list of stuff that you’ve listened to there, Al, but you might have added some Prince to your Top 100 list. Ever heard of him?

    And a bunch o’ Tool. Lateralus and Aenima. But then, those are hard to dance to. And some of it is offensively tuneless. And they certainly wouldn’t want to be on a list with the likes of Guns n Roses.

    And where oh where is Slash? Oh, wait … nevermind. Just habit.

  • Shark

    Needless to say: “There’s no accounting for taste.”

    Al, lots o’ work, no?

    Thanks for taking the time.

    Shark doesn’t listen to much made after 1940 or so — so I’m pretty much in the dark to all of this crap; my “best” of the last 20 years would probably be mostly jazz, classical, and a few so esoteric that only HW Saxton would have heard ‘em.

    Kudos, for including:

    I’m Breathless – Madonna (the best album she ever made!)

    Crowded House – more ‘hits’ on just about any one album in history.

    Steve Earle – You coulda included any album he made during your time frame.

    Misc. Comments:

    ** Johnny Cash’s AMERICAN RECORDINGS were four albums, right? I mean, all four could go on your list, but I thought I’d clear that one up.

    ** Dolly Parton – Little Sparrow – I so wanted to like this, but it was boring, slow, and limp. Sorry. A big NO.

    ** Al, no offense, but I swear ta gawd, something about your overall musical tastes just screams “closeted homosexual”. I can’t put my finger on it, but Macy Gray, Sting, George Michael, and WAY TOO MANY semi-erotic man-luvs for your boy Prince might be the ticket.

    xxoo (platonic, of course)
    Shark

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    I love ya, brother Shark, but what’s with you and the gay/Prince thing? He’s not particularly gay, and I don’t know of him being especially popular among homosexuals. I admit to having had a big framed poster of the Lovesexy cover on my living room wall for years, but it wasn’t particularly stimulating my wee-wee. That wasn’t the point.

    Nor do I see how Sting is a gay thing. Now Macy, as Eminem might say, makes my pee-pee go da-doing-doing-doing. If that makes you gay, then I’m definitely a flamer.

    I thought about adding more of those Johnny Cash albums, but the first one was definitely the best.

    As to Dolly, how about The Grass Is Blue instead? I thought about adding it, too. If anything, I need more Dolly here.

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Little Sparrow is a blinding record. I love The Grass Is Blue, but when it came to my own in-the-making list, it was that tiny birdie what made the grade.

  • http://www.markiscranky.org Mark Saleski

    so, the list has to go from 1985 to the present? i’ve gotta say that the concept of ‘greatest’ is a tough one.

    ok, i’ll work on it. maybe it’ll be out by the end of next week.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    I’m with you on the Little Sparrow, Duke. That song just messes my little world up.

  • http://gonzo-marx.blogspot.com gonzo marx

    interested to hear big Al’s thoughts on the Tool (AEnima) i sent him…since we know that Rage is not his bag…

    from reading over his list a few times, it seems that what he refers to as a “tune” would be vocal melody lines…

    so i am guessing that Thelonius Monk, Charlie Parker and Motorhead would be right out…especially after his Pantera comments…

    Al, you might try some Audioslave…composed of the musicians from Rage and the singer from Soundgarden…i think it might be right up your alley..and give you something a bit edgier than the pablum of GnR to chew on..

    ah well…

    i’ll keep reading, but i am going to be taking some time off from “commenting”…perhaps permanently, we will see…

    i’ll leave a little something…a Quote that fits my present mood when it comes to the ephemera of this mode of discussion…

    “sitting here like uninvited company,
    wallowing in my own Obscenity,
    share a cigarrette with Negativity;
    leaning on a pedestal that holds my self Denial,
    firing a pistol that shoots my holy Pride,
    sitting here like wet Ashes,
    with X’s in my Eyes,
    drawing flies.”

    Soundagarden

    nuff said

    Excelsior!

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Yes, Gonzo, you get the idea of melody here. In pop music, the key expression of melody typically comes in a lead vocal melody. Melody can come just as well from instruments, though. Miles Davis played some killer melody on his horn.

    As a counterway of doing things, one could use a vocal line as more of a rhythmic force, and have a cello, say, playing a tune.

  • ihateoreilly

    Wow..Al…you are not going to believe this. However, I have gained some respect for you after reading this list. Just some thoughts: “Bad” was a great record. It would be the last record before Michael Jackson officially went into Musical Neverland. “Like A Prayer” was also a classic that overcame any controversy, something Madonna’s most recent album, “American Life” couldn’t. She did resort to the rubbish “Justify My Love” afterwards, but I truly think her 90s catalog is far more artistic than her 80s. Prince is a brilliant musician. However, for such a brilliant musician, he has made some awful albums. “Under The Cheery Moon” and “Batman” absolutely sucked, just like most of Prince’s post Purple Rain records. Very brave for putting Sinead O’Connor at number one. I always thought the lady was amazing.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    BLOGCRITICS, TAKE NOTE:

    As has been mentioned in this thread, I’m taking nominations from all Blogcritics. This was announced in the Yahoo group, but if you aren’t in that or missed it, I’m looking for up to 50 nominations by email. Drop me or Olsen a note. I intend to have this all done by the 15th. As Axl would say, get in the ring!

  • http://www.maskedmoviesnobs.com El Bicho

    “Under the Bridge” is a timeless classic…

    “Breaking The Girl” off the same record is much better.

    No Peter Gabriel’s “So”?
    No The Cure “Disintergration”?
    No Jane’s Addiction?

    Glad to see Ms Loretta mentioned.

  • http://uncledexterity.blogs.friendster.com/lameass_blog/ Tristan

    “Yes, Gonzo, you get the idea of melody here. In pop music, the key expression of melody typically comes in a lead vocal melody.”

    I shouldn’t even have to comment on this, but… most pop music sucks, generally speaking. It often has little to say. An album cannot be one of the greatest if it has nothing to say. A greatest album must contain all elements of music that make people love music. Melody, harmony, emotion, rhythm, message, and most importantly: that indescribable feeling that makes you want to stop time so that you can get that goosebumpy feeling and really dive into the music. (this of course is totally subjective)

    That being said, I really don’t think Pink should be on this list. It seems that you included it because you like to dance to it. That’s not what makes a great album or one of 100 best albums.

    The worst part about this is that you title it as objective and proceed to explain how you determined your picks. What you then say seems to describe how somebody would pick songs subjectively. Music cannot be something viewed objectively. It can and should be viewed subjectively. I would like this post a lot more if you had just stated that it was a subjective list. Then the ensuing “what about…” questions would entertain me rather than make me wonder why you would overlook something so obvious.

    Additionally, I think you should open yourself up to more music that isn’t on the billboard charts. I would include albums that you would never listen to and would probably hate with a passion. The album “…Burn, Piano Island, Burn” by the Blood Brothers is an incredible piece of work. I have had it for over a year and I am still picking pieces out of it that I’ve never heard before. I think that’s what makes a great album. Also, Pantera does use melody and they have great ones. The thing about metal (and punk) is that it is more about that SUBJECTIVE feeling. It’s more about pounding you over the head and making you feel primal. Music shouldn’t always be intellectual.

    I tire of this post.

    One last statement. If you had in fact titled the post as a subjective list, I would not have lost my lunch when I reached Pink. I mean really… “Don’t let me get me?” You can’t be serious, can you?

    Gross.

  • Shark

    Tristan: “…The worst part about this is that you title it as objective and proceed to explain how you determined your picks.”

    Jeezus. Another protest from The Irony Impaired.

    What is it with these *morons?

    * epithet arrived at via totally empirical means

  • Shark

    Big Al, re. the big framed poster of the Lovesexy cover on your living room wall, well…

    — nevermind.

    ==============

    re: Red Hot Chili Peppers – their first album was their best; IMO; hard to believe it was 1984! I’ll bet some of you were still in short pants then, eh?

  • http://uncledexterity.blogs.friendster.com/lameass_blog/ Tristan

    “But this title is only partly a joke, because there are some identifiable truths. There are quantifiable examinations of skill and technique.”

    And yet…Pink?

    Where’s the talent?

  • http://uncledexterity.blogs.friendster.com/lameass_blog/ Tristan

    And if you’re saying that I have a problem with the fact that he explained his methodology, you need to fine-tune your reading comprehension skills. Read the next sentence. It’s not that he explains. It’s that his explanation shows that he was subjective with most of his criteria.

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    The talent for Pink is in the songwriting. She’s a decent but unexceptional vocalist, but at least several of those songs are really memorable. “Don’t Let Me Get Me” in particular kicks my ass.

    Shark, re: Lovesexy poster, jealous much? Note that I also had the infamous Controversy shower poster hanging up facing out of my dorm room window at Ball State.

    That didn’t last too long, however, as my roomie took it down and destroyed it. I would have been more sympathetic to his protestations of this poster if he hadn’t had a photo of himself blown up poster size and hanging over his bed.

  • http://musical-guru.blogspot.com Michael J. West

    Dude. I love Prince. Love love love love LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Prince. But I would never put Around the World in a Day in the Top 25 of a “greatest albums of my generation” list…and I would never put Graffiti Bridge on any list of greatest ANYTHING, but it may be that seeing the movie tainted my image of the album.

    After all that, I’ll leave you alone on the Sinead thing. Everybody else has harassed you enough. ;-)

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Ohmygod Michael, how could you deny Graffiti Bridge, let alone ATWIAD? Dadgummit, but is “Thieves in the Temple” or “Release It” not good enough for ya?

    As to the movie, yes it’s cheesy- though I’d take it movie-wise over Purple Rain. Anyway, it’s the music sequences that are the point of these films. Graffiti Bridge was worth the price of admission to watch his alley choreography of “Tick Tick Bang.”

    And Tristan: yup, still like the Pink album. There’s some good pop songwriting there.

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Al, did you ever give that Libertines number a digital spin?

  • http://Caldwell Caldwell

    This list sux!!!!!!!! How are you gonna have Nirvana at 93 with Prince and Seneid O’conner and George MIchaels infront of them….that album single handily changed the way rock music was played through the 90’s…this list is terrible and whoever made it should look into other things

  • http://dumpsterbust.blogspot.com Eric Berlin

    Caldwell — You might dig my more. Nirvana comes in at #1, at any rate.

    That said, I think you could have phrased your criticism a bit more judiciously.

  • http://jessakay.blogspot.com jessa kay

    you seemed to have only stuck with a couple of genres and didn’t explore others’ it’s a pretty good list but no list is ever true or objective.