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The Duke Watches “Hated – GG Allin And The Murder Junkies”

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Funs over, folks. This right here is seriously disturbing.

It’s hard to say what’s more shocking about Hated – GG Allin And The Murder Junkies; the endless shots of naked men shitting and being shat on, drinking piss and generally getting quite filthy, or the fact that this exceptional film was made by Todd Phillips, who would later go on to make Road Trip and Starsky And Hutch.

Sure, Road Trip had plenty of jokes about the bodily fluids and the sexing, but did it have a bloke lying on his back whilst a naked woman pisses into his mouth, and then the fella on the floor pukes all over his face, before reaching up for another mouthful? Did Ben Fokker from Starsky And Hutch take a shit and then lie down, eat some of it, and smear the rest over his head?

Maybe in that Unrated Directors Cut, but certainly not in the one I saw in cinemas.

A couple days ago The Duke watched a concert video by the name of GG Allin – Raw, Brutal, Rough And Bloody. If you read my fucking astoundingly incisive critique of that particular product, you may have noted how humorous I found much of to be, how fascinated I was by the disgusting shenanigans going on in the name of God Awful Music.

After finally seeing this documentary about the man in question, I have to say the fascination is still there. The humour, though, I can’t seem to find that motherfucker anywhere right about now.

What Hated concerns itself with, is Todd Phillips decided to make a film about these insane motherfuckers who were addicted to the murder or whatever. The fellas that had GG Allin for a singer.

GG had just been released from prison after a three-year stint for the assault of a woman at one of his shows. He thought it was perfectly acceptable for to shove a cigarette into her face and then fling her across a table.

I mean come on, GG probably thought. Rod Stewart does it all the time, man.

GG agreed to the documentary proposal, and so did everyone else, so we not only get interviews with the defecating drug-riddled frontman, but also get to hear what brother Merle, who also plays guitar, and some other folks think about it all.

Merle, despite his “hilarious” Hitler moustache and extravagant sideburns, comes across as probably the most sane of them all.

The drummer, Dino, who performs naked on account of the drum stools hurt like fuck when they rub against fabric, he explains how he’s got some psychic connection to The Lunachicks, and how GG is really a beautiful person and is a statement in himself about how awful this violent world really is. Because we should be loving, is what he suggests. That violence sucks, is Dino’s assessment of it all.

Then we cut to GG running naked through the audience punching folks in the head with indiscriminate abandon.

Whilst Dino drums away, naked and no doubt pondering on the beauty of it all.

By presenting to us the non-performing GG, Hated manages to remove any shred of enjoyment one might feasibly gleam from the absurdity of his faeces-flinging frolics.

This is probably as disturbing a portrait of any motherfucker since that film about Henry The Serial Killer or whatever.

For example, there is footage from a spoken word performance GG gives in a tiny hall somewhere, way back in 1988. His hair is long, straggling, his face hidden both by the hat he wears most of the time, and a massive beard hanging from his jaws. He is a thin, raving spectre, someone you would see standing in Hyde Park on a Sunday morning talking about Communist Conspiracies. Except they don’t tend to fling a handful of arse-paste at you when you walk past.

It’s like in the final third of Nick Broomfield’s Aileen – Life And Death Of A Serial Killer, when Aileen Wuornos addressed the camera with bug-eyed intensity, obviously out of her mind, and heartbreakingly oblivious to the fact.

Wuornos, however, seemed totally sympathetic. She was a woman who had definitely commited murder, although how many times or for what precise reasons no one will ever know. And yet The Duke was welling up watching her.

GG, however, ranting just as deliriously, doesn’t come across as sympathetic, necessarily, but simply… sad. It’s a sad fucking image. And he didn’t even kill anyone.

Not that he didn’t talk about it plenty.

At one point he states how he would definitely have murdered someone by now, if he hadn’t gone the way of the Recording Artiste instead. Later, we hear of his visits to John Wayne Gacy in prison. A fan, who also went to visit Gacy, speculates on what the pair might have discussed. Tying women up and fucking them seems to be his thoughts with regards the subject matter of the conversation.

During that 1988 spoken word performance, GG also reads from a newspaper which has the audacity to ridicule his claim that he will kill himself in October 1990. As he rants about these motherfucking reporters and how dare they fuck with what I say, motherfucker, he almost brings to mind late-period Lenny Bruce, as he hollers before a paying audience about how these sons of bitches have done him wrong.

Someone in the crowd shouts “Why don’t you kill yourself sooner?”

GG immediately pounces, stepping forward, looking off camera towards the back of the hall.

“Why don’t I kill myself sooner? Because it would please you too much, you fucking cunt.”

He invites the heckler to come up and say that to his face.

I swear to God, my arsehole tightened like you wouldn’t believe.

The woman comes up to him, this hillbilly crazy-stared motherfucker, and she repeats the question.

GG grabs her by the hair, drags her over to the side of the room, and bashes her against the wall. Two male members of the audience rush onstage, one of them helping the woman, the other punching GG on the face. The one with the woman in his arms, once she is steadied, he kicks GG in the ribs.

GG stands up, continues his rant.

Amazingly, the guy who punched him returns to get his hat.

GG honestly looks like he doesn’t even notice.

We get interviews with GG’s High School Principle, who reveals that young Kevin was in fact quite the quiet type, no real hassle, even though he did turn up on occasion dressed in women’s clothing, sporting a fetching wig. His music teacher, too, seems rather enamoured of his former pupil, although doesn’t say very much after hearing one of The Murder Junkies less tuneful efforts.

Todd Phillips also gets to chat with The Murder Junkies’ former guitarist, who eventually grew tired of GG’s nonsense and left. He says that despite his messianic-complex and delusions of artistic grandeur, what GG is doing really amounts to little more than throwing a quarter at a steel door. He’s making miniscule dents when he could be doing something much greater. Like running a religious cult. That seems be what the guitarist suggests.

Bashing your head with a mike is no big deal, he says. He then punches himself really fucking hard in the face about a dozen times in the space of half as many seconds.

“See? No big fucking deal.”

The documentary was filmed before and during the 1991 tour of America which provides the three shows captured on Raw, Brutal… Before the tour commences, though, Phillips and his crew organise for the band to make an appearance at a university in New York.

In front of a crowd of seemingly well mannered, polite, seated young students, a naked GG stands completely alone in the middle of the stage. All the lights are on. There are speakers and monitors laid out before him, but no sign of a musical instrument anywhere. GG takes a banana, unpeels it, and shoves what he can of it up his arse. Some of it squishes around the side of the cheeks, but that’s ok. He just scoops that up to and rubs it around a little in there. Then he pokes it back and out, chews it for a second, spits it out and throws the rest at the audience. Some of them laugh. Most of them leave.

He demands that they each strip and throw their clothing onto the front of the stage. No one does.

Even his threat of walking off doesn’t seem to encourage anyone to take their pants down.

Getting progressively angrier, GG decides it’s time to walk out amongst these folks and have a chat. Almost everyone rises and rushes for the exit. GG lifts a chair and throws it at a “motherfucker” who’s trying to leave.

The cops come.

Nary a note is ever aired.

Hated is filled with this kind of stunningly barbaric behaviour, but unlike the aforementioned concert video, this appears as nothing less than the crazed actions of a genuinely psychotic, disgustingly misogynist motherfucker.

He is fascinating, but not because he’s some kind of nihilistic Christ figure. He is fascinating because he completely demolishes the safety-line between performer and audience, because his antics continue long after the band have packed up, because he is perhaps utterly unique in a culture swamped with repetition and cast-off’s, and because there are people who truly worshipped him.

One fan explains how he wanted GG to come to Boston, it being the great man’s birthday. GG agrees only if the fellow can get a girl to piss in his mouth for him. Amazingly, the young chap finds this to be shockingly easy to arrange. We then get camcorder footage of the act.

But that’s not the only sex you’ll see. At another point, we get a photograph of a smiling GG receiving a blow-job from an especially committed male admirer.

In fact, most of the more devoted of the devotees do in fact seem to be male. GG appeared on Jerry Springer once, and a young girl was on hand to explain why he was the most amazing thing to ever happen to her, but all Todd Phillips can find is a bunch of quite, well, geeky fellas who seem to love GG so much because he is doing what they all wish they were, but don’t have the balls to.

Obviously these genitals are of the metaphorical variety. I don’t mean to be rude GG but, honestly, I’ve saw nuns with bigger dicks.

Phillips seems to suggest that the reason for GG’s popularity is simply because he speaks for an increasingly isolated and disenfranchised section of America’s youth. The kind of kids who see smug, preening motherfuckers like Geraldo every day of their lives, and want nothing more to take a shit, chew it, and spit it into the bastard’s face.

Geraldo in fact makes an appearance in the film, GG providing the focus of one of his shows. As the fans down front applaud their hero, Geraldo makes patronising comments about them, and about anyone who might even want to think seriously about what this maniac does for a living. You can see why these teenagers, these kids who are invited onto national television and then ridiculed, you can see how they might wanna punch a motherfucker in the jaw.

They don’t though. Why? Fear, mostly. Something which GG Allin had seemingly little personal experience of, outside of his propensity to inflict it on others.

As a footnote to the film, after the credits, we get to see footage of GG’s funeral. His open casket is wailed over by Mohican-spouting fans, his blackened, bloated skull sporting a pair of head phones. In death, as in life, his appearance is brutally uncompromising.

Phillips, who seems unsure what to think about it all, finishes by noting that he had kind of hoped GG would live up to his constant threat, and go out in some glorious fashion, something no one in the rock world could ignore. Instead, he sighs, “He died like a rock-star. In typical rock star fashion.”

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  • http://www.unproductivity.com Tom Johnson

    Somehow, Mr. Duke, you bring a beauty to all of this disgusting nonsense surrounding this most sour of sour people. Allin is most definitely the most intriguing musical character I’ve ever heard of, and I’ve never even heard a note of his music (not that it seems I’m missing out on much – the spectacle of him and his fans is really the only thing of interest here.) However, I think I might be better off simply imagining the horrible displays this man is capable of, thanks to your stunning descriptions. Actually seeing him in action, like when I bought Naked City’s Leng T’che without realizing what the man strapped to a stake on the cover was really going through, might destroy any “enjoyment,” for lack of a more fitting term, I might get out of it.

    With Leng T’che, if you’re curious, it turns out the cover photo was 100% real, and it was of a very unlucky man who was being sacrificed – alive – for some ritual or another in Asia many decades ago. His torturers doped him up with some serious meds and then proceeded to hack away at his limbs, all while the unlucky fellow gazed into the distance with unfocused eyes, apparently so doped up he was completely unaware of the horrors being committed upon him. Some photographer captured a moment where, limbless, he remained alive, a numb stump tied to a pole, as a crowd watched with apparently no sense of discomfort as his life dripped out of his hacked up extremities. It’s easily the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen, and I’m not sure if it’s solely because of the actions taken upon this guy, or because he apparently willingly offered himself up for this sacrifice. Either way, the end is the same, and the glassy, lost, clueless look in his eyes haunts me to this day – long after I simply had to get rid of it, regardless of how rare it was. I can only handle so many things like that in my head.

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Tom, thank you for the kind words. You really aren’t missing much with regards the fella’s music. Really really poor derivitive punk rock.
    Except for one by the name of Hanging Out With Jim which manages to be suprisingly catchy. I’m scared to even think about who Jim might be.
    In Hated he also plays a couple of country numbers on an acoustic, believe it or not. Again, alarmingly tuneful.
    I know exactly what you mean about that record cover. Whilst i haven’t saw the item in question, there are plenty of things i’ve owned in my time, or got hold of, and later found out things about the origins that make one feel a bit dirty just having them in their possession, however rare they might be, as you say.
    It’s not really quite in the same league, but a similar example sort of, is Last House On The Left by Wes Craven, who in the accomponying documentary on the DVD reveals that one of the actresses in particular was genuinely terrified during one of the torture scenes. Makes it all the more unpleasant, and means its something you dont really want to spend a lot of time with again.

  • Brady

    GG as disgusting as he usually was, happened to be one of the last of a dying breed of truly “dangerous” artists. Now the merits of being dangerous can be argued into infinity, however the courage to do so within the vacuum of a super-repressed, double – standard bearing culture that titilates and then closes it’s legs coyly is not. Sure he was fucked-up most of the time, sure he didn’t really stand for anything other than pissing off the upper, middle and lower classes, and most importantly (and I do not say this glibly), sure he hurt and violated some people which is inexcusable. Ultimately he left us with a sad portrait; a man lost and out of touch with the focus to excorsize his demons in an artful fashion. This much can be said however: he was never boring and he never sold out.

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Brady, thanks for the comments! You pretty much voiced my own opinions there give or take a “motherfuck” or two. You’re right – He never did sell out, and thereby retains his mystique and what not. Dying probably helped.

  • Sean

    Hanging out with Jim. That’d be Jim Beam, GG’s favourite tipple.

  • DogNose

    What’s amazing is the fact that gg seems to be growing more popular the longer that he’s been dead! I’ve met many fans who never had the opportunity to see him perform, but nevertheless are fascinated (in some cases obsessed) with this guy. Even more interesting, unlike the fans portrayed in the film, most of the ones I’ve met are reasonably functional, productive members of society. (Then there’s the rest, who are cleary whack-jobs that can barely communicate in a coherent way. These types are the most amusing to meet, however.)

    Bite it, you scum!

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    DogNose, thanks for the comments. It’s true, GG has gained an even larger cult following in death than he did in life, a fact illustrated to some degree by my own fascination with the nutcase, as evidenced in this here article.
    I guess it takes the whole dying malarky to make folks pay attention. All that shit flung and all he had to do was pop it.
    Well, obviously if he hadn’t flung the shit there’d be nothing for folks to get all fascinated by, but you know what i mean.
    Thanks man

  • Lord Simian Astronaut

    ’bout ye Duke!
    glad to see an objective and above all honest review.ol’GG may have been a disgusting mess of a man but he LIVED it.The music may be shit but its REAL and makes the flaccid punk rock of MTV seem all the more……Safe.GG was a kind of genius,but all truly deranged people have a twist of brilliance in them.
    Keep up the good work…and check out City Knee Deep in Dead Spides if you havent already…..truly hilarious.
    Lord Simian Astronaut,
    Enniskillen

  • http://dsfcdvs rfed

    gg is sick!!!
    fuck yhe gg allen!

  • gavin roche

    i’d rather watch gg than cliff richard.