I owe Ann Coulter a public apology. For the past couple of years I’ve been saying she’s a little too over the top; snarky, nasty, and downright mean to liberals and Democrats. Guess what? She’s right. You can’t be nice to them. We’ve tried that. Liberals and Democrats (the same thing) take anything nice and decent a person does and twist and turn it into something perverse, filthy and downright ugly.
I’m a little slow on the uptake. For that I humbly apologize. From now on I will not make the mistake of assuming ( ass – you – me) (ass as in Democratic Jackass Donkey) that there is anything remotely resembling that old milk of human kindness buried deep within the recesses of that black void of a soul that Democrats and liberals do not possess.
I know the rant is a little over the top, but I’ve reached the end of my tolerance, and I’m known to be an extremely tolerant person.
The final straw came when I saw the following line from a lovely columnist with Rolling Stone, Matt Taibbi. He said of Rush Limbaugh, “…he's abrasive, he's divisive, he's…a fat, pill-popping idiot…”
Try this: Barack Obama is a brainless, air-head, coke-snorting (once upon a time) pathological narcissist who is the most incompetent President we’ve had the misfortune to experience in our nation’s history. He makes Jimmy Carter look like a statesman.
It’s not much fun, is it?
I really don’t give a rip if I defend Rush Limbaugh or not. That’s not the object of this specific rant and rave. It’s all about the fact that activist liberals are the nastiest folks I have had the misfortune of encountering. Now, watch the comments for this piece. They will cry. They will protest, and they will say all sorts of nasty things about your humble correspondent, AS IF I CARE what they say.
I am what you call a normal (shut up), average Republican who’s not too conservative and not really moderate. Contrary to all the vile things you precious little liberals have said over the past couple of years, I’m basically a nice person. I don’t deliberately go around hurting people and saying nasty things about people. For the past eight years I’ve put up with all the vile, ugly, deceitful, prevaricating, filthy, perverse, and completely false things liberals and Democrats have said about George W. Bush.
We’re Republicans. We’re allegedly nice people. We don’t retaliate.
As far as I’m concerned, all that’s in the past. This is one “average” Republican who is going to start fighting back and will no longer take prisoners. It’s over. It’s done. Stick a fork in it. I’m fighting back. And I hope my fellow Republicans and conservatives will join me.
I want Barack Obama to fail. I want his socialist policies to fail. As far as I’m concerned, he’s an international embarrassment the scale of which this country has ever known. As far as I’m concerned, any idiot who voted for him should have their head examined and forever lose their right to vote until they can pass some sort of sanity test.
I know, I know — there ain't no Sanity Claus.
You liberals should know a good "Marxism" when you see one. Wait, I forgot, liberals and Democrats don't have a sense of humor unless they're denigrating a good Republican. Gotta love that Tina Fey, right? (Wrong!)
Now, before you start crying the crocodile tears of the good liberal, remember when? Remember all the nasty things you said about George W. Bush? In fact, way back on the 9th of August, 2006 51% of all you adorable little liberal Democrats said you wanted George W. Bush to fail.
I wonder if you understand the Queen’s English, or are you as busy insulting our closest ally as was that pathetic imitation of a President? Half of all Democrats wanted George W. Bush to fail. Deal with it. Don’t get too hot and bothered, I will bet my toy poodle, Ronald Rumsfeld Reagan Reidhead that you were part of that 51%.
If the USS Incompetent was simply going to be a half-way decent “liberal” who was not determined to destroy our economy and remake the nation in the image of Stalin, Marx, Castro, Chavez, etc. I would not be as upset. But, he’s destroying the finest nation the world has ever known. The patriot in me is a little annoyed, to say the least.
Sure, I know liberals were good and mad at George W. Bush for fighting the War on Terror and protecting their right to make jackasses out of themselves. We all have a right to disagree. I constantly disagreed with Bill Clinton, but I did not make a fool out of myself the way liberals do with anyone they consider a “conservative threat”
Enter Sarah Palin, stage right. Watch Democrats and liberals attempt to destroy her reputation. Don’t you ever get tired of being vile, nasty, and cruel?
Deal with it.
You might also want to deal with the fact that this pathetic attack on Rush Limbaugh is nothing but the same song, new verse of the typical liberal Democratic attack. We’ve seen it with Sarah Palin. We’re seeing it with Michael Steele, and we’re starting to see it with Bobby Jindal.
I sure wish Republicans were bright enough and nasty enough to do the same thing to liberals and Democrats.
Let’s see what I can do:
- Barack Obama is in over his head.
- He’s incompetent (wait, I’ve said that).
- He’s making a mockery of our foreign policy.
- He’s spent more money in a month than every president – combined – in history.
- He’s never met a lie he doesn’t like.
- He doesn’t know how to tell the truth.
- He can’t speak in public without a Teleprompter.
Any one of these – take one – just pick an issue, any one will do – would be enough to sink the career of a Republican. But, the USS Incompetent is protected by the media, his staff, and his adoring masses of supporters, none of whom know how to make an individual decision. They can’t even go to the bathroom without a corporate Twitter from David Axelrod.
How am I doing? Are you mad? Do you feel insulted?
Now you know how we’ve felt these past eight years.
Do you know how abjectly pathetic Barack Obama is? Okay, this is fun. I have all this pent up anger over the way you people have treated George W. Bush and then Sarah Palin. This is like therapy.
There are some international writers who are already contemplating how long it will take for members of the USS Incompetent's own party to figure out he’s destroying them and force his resignation. I say “destroying them” because I no longer think there is a Democrat alive who puts his/her country ahead of his/her personal ambition and voracious demands for personal power and graft.
By golly, this is fun. I should have tried it sooner. No wonder Ann Coulter has such a blast.
P. S. Now I know why you guys are so nasty. It's just plain fun!Powered by Sidelines