From THIS PHOTO you might think that the Dixie Chicks are the hottest lesbo act going in the music business.
Not so fast, say the girls of Tatu. Even just the casual photo with this news story makes me feel all funny.
No, but that’s not all. They’re actively publicly recruiting the youngest legal girls they can, as young as 14, for a nude photo shoot for their next album cover. Holy spine-tingling publicity stunt, Batman!
Now how exactly are the Dixie Chicks going to top this?
Wait, wait. Ladies. There’s no need to argue. Maybe you could work together, a win-win cross-marketing sensation. You could all get together for a big pay-per-view special that would surely break box-office records.