This Food Network personality has grown into an entity of unlimited power. Soon she will use that power to bring our world to its knees.
Rachael Ray has grown from cooking show host to full-blown media icon. She now has four shows on the Food Network (30 Minute Meals, $40 a Day, Inside Dish, Tasty Travels), over 10 cookbooks, a new magazine, and plans for her own daytime talk show via the unlimited powers of Oprah. Now this is not the first time someone has grown to have such sway over the masses. After all, if the aforementioned Oprah mentions how soothing a certain bath tissue is when she has chafe-ass, that brand would be sold-out across America the next day. In the case of Ray however, there is evidence that something much more devious is unfolding. That’s right; I am talking about the Apocalypse. Beyond the perky persona and frantic body language, the signs are all there.…
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26 - Da' girl
You know nick if you thought more like this link I presented you to go to above. Instead of you Slaming .RR ..Thats probally why shes got it and maybe you don't. Goodbye I will NEVER come to this sight again..
27 - Evil Sniffer
RR is the Devil.
How can someone so un-talented be so f-in lucky?
All you people who defend her......are chubby house wives that need to get jobs.
28 - TRUTHTELLER
I think its rather ridiculous the hype about Ray. First of all to be honest she needs to take some tips from Martha stewart for healthy cooking. She is exactly a chronic symbol of schadenfreude . instead of finding a person that is noteworthy and helps us fashion a finer lifestyle, they have picked a loud domineering character who caters to the multiple scores of bored people who are happy to see someone serve unhealthy food on a 'popularised' show. And to top it all Oprah should mind her business and stop playing cards here. Is it not ominous that Oprah suddenly sponsors a woman who has a sign that says 'martha stewart does not live here ' in her house?
29 - ms erica
let me tell ya, i will listen to all RR's YumO's, c'mere buddies, EVOOs, stoups, meatball overboard, oh my gravy-s...
because at 43 and watching her show, i finally have a little cooking success under my belt. how YumO is that?
30 - bumba_rass_clot
Rachael Ray is such a brilliant and talented entrepreneur. My goodness she has got such a pretty smile and a wonderful ass. Her buttocks are so amazing and tempting. Wonderfully shaped booty on her that so arousing.
PICTURE LINK OF RACHAEL RAY
31 - mb889
Oh. My. God. Better RR than Martha Stewart...::shudder::...at least RR is real and not a FREAK of nature.
32 - nbmbvmb
So True: Martha has always looked fake even when she smiles it looks all twisted and fake.
33 - Nikki
i love rachael ray !!! She is an amazing cook and perfect bubbly personality .... i love you rachael and you an outstanding person all around (=
34 - Carrie
I can't stand Rachael Ray! Her fake folksiness drives me up the wall and her gratuitous phony giggle is sickening. She's overly animated with her flailing hands and sing-song voice.
I do think she has some good cooking tips and for those, I occasionally tolerate her.
35 - herman
I have been watching Rachael since the beginning and now she has cleaveage, breasts, where did they come from, she has always been flat at a board, is it the bra or breast augumentation.
36 - SOME ONE
yall need to stop talking about her. yall just haters and want to bring her down. U should be lifting her up because she is doing something for this world unlike the rest of u people. I also think that you all are just upset because she blew up and became famous the way she did. but i tell u one thing i don't see yall hating on Boby, Paul, or anyone else, but yall hating on her. I see the problem yall hater and yall aint got a life.. making a website about some one u hate.... u should be trying to make a web site to help people like other Celebs. help the girl out and stop hating on her....please because really u just making your self look stupid...I'm not trying to be mean I'm just saying. And this is coming from a 15 year old kid..grow up...please...
as for rachel ray...u do your thing and keep cooking baby girl.....keep yo head up and don't let these face people get u down because truth be told all of them want what u have and can't get it....
37 - Nick
"I also think that you all are just upset because she blew up and became famous the way she did. but i tell u one thing i don't see yall hating on Boby, Paul, or anyone else, but yall hating on her."
I don't normally comment here any more but I just couldn't get over how contradictory this logic was. Clearly, it's not just because she "blew up and got famous" if we aren't hating on all the other people who blew up and got famous. You should be more careful who's side you are defending before you open your mouth.
38 - Ashley
It is so refreshing to hear that others hate Rachael Raytard as much as i do. She is not talented and not a chef at all, in fact recently a family member served me a Rachael Ray dish at a family get together and i couldn't even choke it down, it was soggy, oily, and flavorless and the gravy was lumpy. Her over perkiness and made up words i.e. yum-o and evoo drive me insane. It is such a travesty that i cannot buy Ritz, wheat thins, and triscuts without seeing her round mannish face. Please Rachael crawl back into the hole you dragged yourself out of.
39 - StaPufft
I hate Rachel Ray and her made for TV, Oprah wanna-be, Jack Nicholson Joker smile!
Hands down, I think that the woman should be boiled alive in oil! Not just any oil; some flipping EVOO! That would be damm delish!
and when I see her suffer this way then maybe me and the producers of her pathetic television programs on Food Network can leave a quarter and a nickel (if they are lucky to get that much) on her casket to remind her where she came from!
40 - K
BWAHAHA...nice! I loved reading this, and even better, I'm the guy who made that graphic for the livejournal community. It's always nice to see that piece of work elsewhere on the web! Hopefully it becomes truly epic in time!
41 - Shepp
Is this insane or what? No wonder personal attacks aren't allowed on this page. It's because the author knows that's mainly what he'd receive other wise. This article sounds like it was written by a disgruntal guy who tried to hit on Rachel Ray and got dissed. Now he's bashing her with religious jargon! It sounds like the old, "You won't give me the time of day so now you're a b____." routine.
Man, I'm a christian and I study the bible and none of that crap he said is biblical. Rachel Ray is a superb cook and that's that! Success provokes gealousy!
Shepp