Going Greek. (Yogurt!)

I have an addiction. Greek yogurt. It's true. For those of you who've never had the pleasure, let me shine light into the darkness of your existence.

Greek yogurt is thicker than the watery gunk which passes for yogurt in the States. It has this amazing creamy consistency. Sweetened with honey, and with some fruit mixed in, it tastes sinful and decadent and wonderful, and you can't have any because it's all mine.

In fact, you can add anything that you like...fruit, nuts, peanut butter, granola, cereal...all of the above. (Who am I to judge what consenting adults want to do with their yogurt?)

It's healthy and a snack of it (yogurt, honey, fruit) is fewer than 300 calories. It provides an excellent source of protein, calcium, and vitamins. Studies have shown — as the Dairy Association tells us all the time — that people who get 3 servings of dairy calcium weigh on average 12 pounds less than those people who do not get enough.

The best source is Trader Joe's. They stopped selling it for a while and there was a there was a gnashing of teeth and much wailing in the land from me, and all the people I'd hooked on its creamy perfection, but now it's back, Baby!

The brand is called Fage Total.

But it might as well be called:
TheClosestThatNicoletteWillGetToHeavenWhileClothedAndUpright.

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  • 1 - SFC SKI

    May 16, 2005 at 9:21 am

    No mention of Tzatziki? For Shame!

  • 2 - Nicolette Rivers

    May 16, 2005 at 9:24 am

    I'll let you do that one. :)

  • 3 - Connie

    May 17, 2005 at 9:47 am

    You have my interest peaked here. I've always loved Greek cuisine, and have been indulging even more lately while following a diet similar to "The Mediterranean Diet".

    I'm going to have to seek out some of this yogurt. Thanks!

  • 4 - Nicolette Rivers

    May 17, 2005 at 10:59 am

    Awesome! Please report back.

  • 5 - The Greek God

    May 18, 2005 at 8:28 pm

    Greek Gods Greek Yogurt is a fantastic new creation from The Greek Gods. It's creamy smooth texture, full body, and pleasurable mouth feel will keep you coming back for more. The Greek Gods also have a line of authentic Greek Hummus and Tzatziki.

    The Greek Gods line is all made the authentic Greek Way!

    See more at www.3greekgods.com

  • 6 - Greek God to Nicolette

    May 18, 2005 at 8:30 pm

    Nicolette,

    Send me your address and I'll send you a sample of our Greek Gods Greek Yogurt.

    Signed,

    The Greek God

  • 7 - Nicolette Rivers

    May 18, 2005 at 9:22 pm

    No thank you. I appreciate the offer though.

  • 8 - Andrea

    Jul 01, 2005 at 10:02 am

    I totally agree with you Nicolette. I lived in Greece for 4 years and when I returned to the States, no proper yogurt to be found (at least I was not looking in the right places). Greek yogurt is by far the most superior yogurt anywhere. Here in the States, those yogurt companies add gelatin (animal by products, yuck) to "thicken" their yogurts. (Think your eating healthy people, gelatin is made of hair and nails and other by products.) Not Greek yogurt, it is totally pure and natural. Will never go back.

  • 9 - The Greek God

    Jul 02, 2005 at 11:54 am

    Actually, The Greek Gods doesn't use any Gelatin in our Greek Yogurt. It's as close to authentic as you'll get. We strain the yogurt to deliver the consistency and mouth feel. Thank you.

  • 10 - Wondering

    Sep 27, 2005 at 3:24 am

    hello
    i was wondering if you have an easy recipe for greek yogurt.
    please write back
    Wondering

  • 11 - Anonymous

    Oct 18, 2005 at 9:34 am

    I've got to say....I've recently tried greek yogurt from Trader Joes and that is by far the best Yogurt I've ever tasted!
    I've tried to eat plain yogurt before...because I didn't like all the sugar they add to the yogurts... but that stuff i just way too sour and runny... very gross stuff. But Greek Yogurst...is perfectly balanced in taste and much thicker, This stuff is so good you could even use it as complete subsitute for chream cheese on your bagel in the morning or sour cream in other recipes. I'm hooked.


  • 12 - Cerulean

    Oct 18, 2005 at 10:36 am

    Just torment me. We don't have Trader Joe's. And I want to eat those figs off the picture. Yummy!

  • 13 - Galleylama

    Nov 12, 2005 at 12:06 pm

    Once taste of Greek Yogurt offered by a co-worker made me fall in love. Had to go hunt it down the very next day! How could any two things (US yogurt and Greek yogurt) be so totally different? This yogurt is amazing and you just have to try it. When I bake I substitute plain yogurt for sour cream and can not wait to try baking with Greek yogurt.

  • 14 - pam

    Mar 24, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Greek Gods yogurt is so good i finish 2 a day. You have to try the fig made with only fig fruit not a blend of fruits and not to sweet. I'm addicted!! Great stuff.

  • 15 - amy

    Mar 27, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    I just wanted to tell all you guys who have not tasted the Greek Gods Honey or Fig yogurt to go out and buy some. Its the best yogurt I have ever had. It addicting. My children love it also.

  • 16 - jessica

    Apr 03, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    I would have to agree with you guys Greek Yogurt from the Greek Gods is pretty great I would buy it over any other Yogurt. Not to sweet and nice and thick even the nonfat is thick. I love the new flavors they have just come out with. You have to really try it.

  • 17 - Aleca

    Jun 13, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    Decadent indeed...is FAGE "Total! And the Greek God here is Mr. Philippou, who invented it !!
    Keep up the great work Antonis Maridakis and keep FAGE USA unbeatable !!

  • 18 - Abby

    Sep 29, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Just tried it. Loved it! Never going back!

  • 19 - Pam

    Jan 30, 2009 at 12:23 am

    I don't mean to burst any bubbles about FAGE Total, but I've had both that and Greek Gods and there is no comparison. Greek Gods is superior, by far!

  • 20 - Emily

    Jan 02, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    I usually get Fage 0% and the store was out so I tried the Greek God 0% stuff and it was...disgusting! I am not even joking. Eww. No comparison to FAGE!!!

  • 21 - Ryan

    Jan 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    you people are very ignorant when it comes to food.

    yoghurt is not greek it is Turkish.

  • 22 - eater

    Jul 17, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    greek gods yogurt is the first greek yogurt that i have ever tried and i will NEVER EVER even dream of switching to another IM HOOKED!!! the ppl at the greek gods are so honest and pure with their product, NOTHING compares to it... i have to have 3 servings a day and its great for keeping hunger under control and its delicous... forget the low fat stuff, its been proven tht full fat greek yogurt is way better for u!!! check out their website

  • 23 - patrickm

    Nov 27, 2010 at 3:30 am

    Greek Gods is total trash. Owned by food conglomerate Hain. Thickened with pectin. Not greek yogurt at all - just read the nutritional info: half the protein of any legit brand.

    And their astroturfing makes me want to stab someone. The 'ppl' there must be so *dishonest* to try to pass their product off as the real thing. *Don't* check out their website.

  • 24 - Josh

    Jan 31, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    I agree with PatrickM. I picked up a container of Greek Gods yogurt without looking at the nutrition label, and was absolutely shocked at the fat:protein ratio once I got it home. It was an enjoyable enough product but the texture, taste, and nutrients don't by any mean compare to true greek yogurt. It kind of reminded me of the whipped yogurt Yoplait makes -- it's thick, but not creamy.

    10 grams of fat and 4 of protein in one, 0 grams of fat and 14 of protein in the other. I think I know which I'll go with =p

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