Candy Review: Halloween Brings Chocolate Cat Peeps

Part of: Halloween 2009

When you think of marshmallow Peeps, what do you think of? Don't lie, everybody thinks of Peeps at one time or another. For me, I think of Easter. There are some candies that seem to be locked into a holiday, like candy corn for Halloween, candy canes for Christmas, those conversation hearts for Valentine's Day, and, of course, Peeps for Easter (besides the even more traditional chocolate bunny). Then there are the candies that make seasonal adjustments, with the most notable being M&M's, but it also appears that candy corn has also made the adjustment (although I have never seen any of the seasonal varieties myself). Peeps, and their maker Just Born, are also in on the seasonal varieties, and this year they have introduced a number of new ones, including brand-new Chocolate Mousse Flavored Marshmallow Cats.

You know, I had no idea there were so many different kinds of Peeps. I knew of yellow and pink chicks, the fluffy ones (the yellow ones are my favorite), the flat bunnies of the same color, and last year I saw white snowmen around Christmas. However, a quick pass over the Peeps official site reveals all sorts of Easter-colored bunnies, creme eggs, and tulips; hearts, bears, and vanilla creme eggs for Valentine's Day; ghosts, pumpkins, and now cats for Halloween; and snowmen, trees, and gingerbread men for Christmas. Wow! Peeps are all over the place!

Now, before I get to this new flavor for Halloween, there must be a little discussion about how to eat a Peep. There are two primary ways they are eaten, and in my estimation, one is correct and one is just wrong. The correct way is to simply rip open the package, grab one of the frightened critters by the head, ruthlessly tear it away from its family, and bite its little head off. Repeat as needed until the entire family has passed on to another realm. The other, and incorrect, fashion is also the one that my father endorses, and that is to rip the package open and then let them set for a few weeks until the marshmallow has turned hard, likely from their frightened anticipation of the end. You know... they become petrified! In all seriousness, this is just cruel and unusual punishment, not just for the frightened Peeps, but for me as well, as I just want to eat them all right up.

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  • 1 - NancyGail

    Sep 30, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Petified Peeps? Yuk.

  • 2 - Dr, Coach Love

    Oct 05, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Hey, Chris,

    I disagree with you. The best way to eat PEEPS of any kind is to first suck the livin' sugar off 'em and then chew the sticky marshmellow while remembering to eat the whole package in the car on the way home.

  • 3 - Nancy

    Oct 08, 2009 at 10:05 am

    And then, there's always the old, torture standby of putting the terrified creature in the microwave, on top of a graham cracker, and watching it grow/melt into it's afterlife of gooey goodness!

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