Burger King Salad: A Review - Page 5

In fact, I loved it so much that I decided to take one home for my husband, just in case he didn't approve of his New! Fresh! Angus Burger! Which he didn't. And damn if when I got home and watched with envious eyes as Justin unpacked his salad that there was not one, but two packages of croutons in the bag. Only, they weren't called croutons, but Parmesan toast. Personally, I would have called them Parkman Toast Chips, but that's just me. So I stole a bag from my husband's stash and ate them just on principle.

Overall my BK salad experience was a pleasurable one, if you are judging on taste alone. On the service end, they fail miserably. I mean, I'm not expecting white glove service, but I do expect that the people taking my order will be able to converse with me and won't smell like dead people.

The atmosphere gets an ok rating. Though my children have long passed the age of jumping into ball pits, and even though I find children who like to bang on windows in an effort to disturb me to be annoying little pissants, the presence of those play areas help me learn to appreciate that I no longer have to chase my kids through human-sized hamster tunnels when it's time to go home. I could have done without the sub zero temps, though.

Final say? Let Burger King toss your salad.

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  • 1 - NancyGail

    Mar 15, 2005 at 4:49 pm

    McDonald's, however, will always make the better fries.

  • 2 - john

    May 14, 2006 at 6:04 am

    wow what a snob u are i came by accident to ur site i was serching on google for "burger king rocks". Ur very snobby wow just wow....

  • 3 - bLogTHeInTErNet

    May 18, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    Great post. I created a post about my Burger King experience a few weeks ago, and tonight I went to google to search for other people that wrote about their Burger King experiences and I found a ton of content. I really enjoyed your post. I wanted to invite you to read the post I created on my Burger King experience. I am enjoying your site... take care.

  • 4 - Brian

    Oct 22, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    I loved your BK salad story, made me laugh

    I didnt ever get to try the shrimp one =/

  • 5 - Ruvy in Jerusalem

    Oct 23, 2007 at 5:15 am

    It's a damned shame Michele Catalano stopped writing for the site. Her restaurant review was so damned funny it was worth money....

    Hmmmm....

    If the cashiers at a Long Island BK stink like a locker room and refuse to talk English, I wonder about the Burger King in the St. Paul suburb that I used to manage.... It's been over six years, hey. America sure has gone down the tubes.

    FLUSH!!!

  • 6 - Henry

    Apr 14, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    cant believe i read this whole thing...who can ramble this long about a burger king salad?

  • 7 - Joanne Huspek

    Apr 19, 2008 at 11:54 am

    I came here via Henry. I thought this post was delicious! The salad, not so.

  • 8 - BurgerKingGirl

    Sep 09, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Hmmm I love Burger King Tender Crisp Salads...what exactly do you eat on the regular because they are great!

  • 9 - charles

    Dec 02, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    Wow YOU are quite a snob despite mentioned earlier. I got halfway through this crap and realized this has nothing to do with salad more than it does with you explaining that your a snob.
    Good job.

  • 10 - Ralph Malph

    Dec 05, 2008 at 2:25 am

    Burger King salad? I guess they are better than your average salad bar--so self-serving.

  • 11 - Scott

    Jan 02, 2009 at 5:16 am

    Good review, but the Cashier thing was something you should have of left out. But good review overall.

  • 12 - Shelly

    Sep 24, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I read up til the Christina Aguilera part - totally unnecessary & very snarky.

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