Whenever he comes back, look for creative fans to give him deserved hell.
"Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well." — Anonymous
Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of the same. (Phyllis McGinley)
Everything you ever wanted to know about the illusion of special love
What qualifies a Fox News pundit to pit one faith against another?
The scandal reflects society's values.
And why the Milwaukee Bucks ain't worth squat.
The public will follow this saga and self-proclaimed sage to his natural conclusion: premature emigration.
Sickened by Tiger Woods. Sicked by us.
Adam Lambert is persona non grata on ABC.