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If you see an email about Craig Ferguson's nude sunbathing video — it's a fake and it was a very cold day.
I actually don't honk the horn, I'm not very horny. I think I just lied to you.
And pretty women were coming up asking "What do you wear under your kilt?" The reply? "On a good day, lipstick."
Did I mention that you should consult my calendar before you decide to take time off again?
I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Sandra Bernhard. Her humor is perfect for the Queer Edge
I'm not even touching the faked orgasms - I prefer real ones, thank you very much.
Take your clothes off and cover yourself in margarine. For people who have seen me with my clothes off, I apologize.
I'm a middle-aged man who works at 12:30 at night. I am creepy by definition.
Do you do "Freebird"? Try to fit a squid in if you can.
If you go out bear hunting, you should have to be covered in meat or honey.
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