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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 11-1-2005
I actually don't honk the horn, I'm not very horny. I think I just lied to you.
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-31-2005
And pretty women were coming up asking "What do you wear under your kilt?" The reply? "On a good day, lipstick."
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-28-05
Did I mention that you should consult my calendar before you decide to take time off again?
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Jett and Bernhard Host Halloween On QTN
I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Sandra Bernhard. Her humor is perfect for the Queer Edge
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-24-05
I'm not even touching the faked orgasms - I prefer real ones, thank you very much.
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-18-05
Take your clothes off and cover yourself in margarine. For people who have seen me with my clothes off, I apologize.
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-17-05
I'm a middle-aged man who works at 12:30 at night. I am creepy by definition.
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-14-2005
Do you do "Freebird"? Try to fit a squid in if you can.
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-13-05
If you go out bear hunting, you should have to be covered in meat or honey.
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Courting Craig Ferguson: The Late Late Show Diaries 10-12-05
You're judging me! I haven't even started yet.
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