The terribly uninspired fourth film is coasting on fumes, even Depp's Captain Jack seems bored.
Passable junk food cinema at best.
The summer movie season kicks off with familiar sequels, romance, another video game adaptation and babies, babies everywhere.
Shallow yet visually rousing.
Who knew CGI guinea pigs wouldn't be quite as bad as expected?
A branded item that's a little bit new, a little bit different, is also a little bit worth tweeting about.