There’s no place like gnome.
Worst case of metatarsalgia I’ve ever seen.
Hollywood finally came up with a population of alien creatures that doesn’t resemble human beings.
Am I the only one who's noticed there's no way outta this thing?
The wax rendition of the Village People lost something in translation.
I see you have me down for lizards and snakes, but I wonder if I might get that garnished with fresh prickly pear.
You’ve never seen 400 people scatter so quickly.
Also: a cheap shot at Dale Jr. and Kurt Warner not at all trying to fit in with the young kids.
I don’t want to go in there. I like my torso!
Let's buy the world a Coke and raid a child's toy box.