This calls for a tubal reversal.
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Oil is thicker than water and the World Cup runneth over.
One day soon, all of this will be, well, it’ll be mine still.
So it’s agreed. We don’t rat each other out about our combovers.
Belles of the Balls
Wait! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my ... Slow down!
Duck, duck, duck... oh look, I’m a goose!
Be gone, lowly peasants. My queen and I are feasting!
Every child knows the bubble you make with your nose is the most impressive.
All right you guys, who took my pie?