A satirical breakdown of the keys to the upcoming Monday night battle between the New York Jets and the New England Patriots.
Happy Thanksgiving, football fans! Things have been busy, so you only get the picks this week.
Last week, Michael Vick did to some "Native Americans" what he used to do to pit bulls...
En route to its fifth win in a row, the Patriots knocked Brett Favre out of Sunday's game and limited Randy Moss to one catch in his return to Gillette Stadium.
Braylon Edwards was the straw that stirred the drink in the Jets win.
Braylon Edwards will get his day in court and hopefully he'll feel some kind of pain. It is only fitting because there are too many people in wheelchairs and in graves because of drunk drivers.
After last week's terrible 10-9 loss to the Baltimore Ravens, the Jets needed this one on their home turf against the Pats.
Last week my picks were pretty bad. This week, they probably won't be any worse. Probably.
It's that time again...
The contract will be signed today as Revis comes to New Jersey; disaster has been averted.