Duck, duck, duck... oh look, I’m a goose!
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Be gone, lowly peasants. My queen and I are feasting!
Every child knows the bubble you make with your nose is the most impressive.
All right you guys, who took my pie?
When life hands you lemons, you’re weird.
Bad news, Aunt Louise. It looks like you have the syphilis.
There are two things I don’t like about him: his face.
If you’re happy and you know it, stare into the abyss.
Being stranded in an airport is a crisis?
Well, then things just got interesting.