Hell, even Boat Trip applied more grace and artistry — not to mention dignity — than this.
A bad direct-to-video flick from the '90s that happened to be made in 2011 instead.
I have never been so grateful to see a "Skip" option in all my life!
Why don't these people just ward off the evil with some bacon or non-kosher salt?
A movie that dares to take that bold and innovative step of having nothing happen.
As tiresomely formulaic and clichéd as can be — and that's only after one season!
Drinks all around, folks: this damn show is finally over!
I think the genre of motion picture comedy has committed suicide.
A sequel that takes the series from a guilty pleasure to being just plain guilty.
Here's the acorn — and way over there, off in the distance, is the tree it fell from.