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Summary of Saturday’s SportsCenter: The Reggie Bush Edition

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Saturday night was a big night for spectacular USC running back Reggie Bush. If you missed that night’s edition of SportsCenter, here is the unofficial transcript of that episode:

  • Reggie Bush wins Heisman trophy
  • Reggie Bush’s impact in the Rose Bowl
  • Reggie Bush’s impact in the NFL Draft
  • Reggie Bush’s impact on global warming
[commercial break]
  • More perfect: Reggie Bush or the Indianapolis Colts?
  • Reggie Bush highlights
  • Highlights of Reggie Bush’s highlights
  • Highlights of Reggie Bush as depicted on Xbox’s NCAA 2006
[commercial break]
  • Reggie Bush’s film review of ESPN’s original movie CodeBreakers
  • NFL highlights, noting how everyone who breaks a long touchdown looks like Reggie Bush
  • NFL Hall of Famers giggle like schoolgirls over Reggie Bush, show collages they made of him from cut out pictures in magazines
[commercial break]
  • Reggie Bush: The LeBron James of football
  • Reggie Bush: The Lance Armstrong of football
  • Reggie Bush: The Sidney Crosby of football
  • Reggie Bush: The Albert Pujols of football
  • Reggie Bush: The Peyton Manning of football
  • Reggie Bush: The Jesus of football
[commercial break]
  • Show officially changes name from SportsCenter to ReggieCenter
  • Exclusive interview with wide receiver Terrell Owens. “Would the Philadelphia Eagles be undefeated with Reggie Bush at quarterback?”
  • ESPN GameDay crew tries to come up with a nickname for Reggie Bush
  • BREAKING NEWS: Toronto Blue Jays offer Reggie Bush 5-year, $67 million contract to be their starting shortstop
[commercial break]
  • ESPN NFL Live crew breaks down the episode’s Reggie Bush segments
  • Two straight minutes of ReggieCenter anchors muttering “Reggie Bush Reggie Bush Reggie Bush”
  • With time remaining, highlights from other sports
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