A majority of American voters stuck its head up its ass yesterday and, by 58,154,413 to 54,616,818 (with 99 percent of all votes in), proved daredevil columnist Jimmy Breslin wrong, to say nothing of daredevil pollster John Zogby. Unless things change in Ohio, when the final final count is tallied, or some other miracle occurs, the Ignoramus in Chief and Bunker Boy will remain in power with their thuggish minions, and the American electorate will have only itself to blame for endorsing the failed policies of the Republican junta's last four years and failing to appreciate what's to come. To top that off, NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw spoke this morning, as he had all night, from cutesily named "Democracy Plaza" (the gag-making moniker for NBC's Rockefeller Center location), remarking especially on the "infinite wisdom" of the American people. Oh please.