The St. Louis Cardinals are an institution in the city and the region. When showing a visitor around town, you take them to the Arch and to Busch Stadium. While the team may or may not have the "smartest fans in baseball," they certainly have some of the proudest fans. During the offseason, the light, dull buzz of the team persists and during the summer, Cardinals' games are ubiquitous. It's always about the Cardinals, hence the name of this feature, "Semper Cardinalis" -- Always Cardinal.
Here we'll discuss humorous, trying, and satisfying aspects of the Cardinals and their fans, from the comfort of the cheap seats.
As long as that order isn't ninth.
Why this pauper is now a prince.
This is what the idle rich does.
All these chips? Yeah, they're on red. Roll the roulette!
A Cardinal in Chicago is like an American in Paris with better hot dogs.
This is how the pros do it.
Properly, pitcher Perez was pushed to Progressive park's Pawnee posse.
Wherefore art thou still rehabbing?
And I have eaten the plums in the icebox.
And can they stay all year? We'll have popcorn and pillow fights.
We have some things to talk about, young man.
I don't know, but make sure you have enough Just For Men. You're going gray.
Hopefully a king in April can reign until October.
Having a living legend hitting third helps.
...and other ways Bases Loaded 2 misled me.
Playing the Pirates and the Astros do wonders for morale and win/loss records.
Or, "A guide to which day of the week to be worried."
Do mediocre moves improve mediocrity?