It's a dark period in Michigan's history. Jobs are being shipped to Eastasia. The city's politicians are doubleplusungood. There's not much hope in the town of Detroit ... until the first pitch at Comerica Park.
Harwell's 1984 -- named in honor of the legendary Detroit Tigers broadcaster and their last World Series victory -- is a periodical examination of the Tigers by a foolish, foolish man determined to continue watching them. Big Brother is always watching Joel Zumaya go on the disabled list, we have always been at war with the Cleveland Indians, and the thought police are out back havin' a smoke.
If they win the World Series this year, no, the feature will not become "Impemba's 2009." That would be silly.
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Four games between Detroit and Minnesota will cause fans of both teams to sweat pure vegetable oil.
How the monotony of showing up to work transcends a legendary Detroit Tigers broadcaster.
An annual MVP candidate and a derailed train. Did the Tigers or Marlins make a better trade?
What's the best-case scenario for the Tigers in the ALDS that they are not yet guaranteed to participate in?
With the Tigers' inability to win away from home, their playoff chances could diverge in a yellow wood.
Slump? Inconsistency? Tuck your worries safely away when it's Justin Verlander's turn.
When you face a pitcher twice in as many weeks with different teams, you smell something awry.
A terrible week, and still a first place lead. God bless the AL Central.
A 4-3 record is perfectly acceptable when three of those wins are over a divisional contender.
In this week's Tigers recap, I want a $200 jersey for much cheaper.
You want versatility? He can hit, field, play anywhere, pitch, dunk, tee off, and cure certain forms of cancer.
Every time the Tigers visit the Metrodome, I feel a twinge in my gall bladder.
Tigers fans ought to remember Chris Shelton, Eric Munson, and Yorman Bazardo. Probably not fondly, though.
Well, at least when he's acting as the closer.
The Tigers need a spot starter. They have no one else. This should be fun.
Yes, Detroit is back with the best starting pitching ERA in the American League. (I know!)
But did he control his pitches well enough?
In a 13-inning 14-10 loss, Zumaya's 2 2/3 innings stood out as a curious series of events.
He made four changes to his normal lineup and it worked to perfection. What next?
Here's how I got through that dreadful seventh.