World Cup Diary, Part V: USA Out, England In, Three Yellow Cards

Part of: World Cup Diary
Author: Q BitPublished: Jun 23, 2006 at 5:04 pm 4 comments

I wish I could update the World Cup Diary more frequently. Trust me — it makes life a lot easier because I absolutely hate long reports. In sports they always seem to lose me in the end so I don't want to write something which I'm going to hate the very moment I wrap it up.

If you did notice, WCD is just a typo away from becoming the most feared acronym in recent times (WMD) and now it's too late for a change and keeping up with Blogcritics policy (wink!) am staying the course!

The delay, unfortunately was due to Mark Cuban and Dwyane Wade. I never had plans to cover the NBA Finals, then there was Game 3. Then Game 4. And then Game 5, whereupon I broke loose and eventually ended up posting three (discounting the finals preview). I know, they kind of sucked me into the mess.

Now back to the World Cup excitement. I'm not sure how many of you are still feeling the adrenaline rush because the Yanks are gone for good. They didn't even come close to replicating their success in 2002. Not that they ever had a chance — but hope is always a slippery thing, like the way it works in a relationship in wreck.

They will not play in the next round, which is okay considering a lot of good teams won't either. But there is something more to it. Teams like Costa Rica didn't advance but were still impressive. Teams like USA didn't advance and disappointed everyone who would watch, to say the least. Huge difference.

Frankly, it's hard to be impressive when your best player (read: Landon Donovan) was sleepwalking all along. (Actually I even started taking live notes. I don't know how people do that, but mine turned out to be a disaster. Hey, I tried. I'll put it up in my blog).

The game between Australia and Croatia must have been the most bizarre game I've ever seen. The Croats needed a win to advance, the Aussies on the other hand were not so desperate, a draw would suffice for them, and they got it.

But the man who stole the show in an otherwise enthralling game was the man with the whistle — Graham poll (he's British by the way). His blow jobs were nothing short of a running comedy, full of crap.

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  • 1 - Douglas Mays

    Jun 23, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    Yeah! England vs. Brazil will be a great match.

  • 2 - Christopher Rose

    Jun 23, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    Except it ain't gonna happen!

    Brazil will be knocked out in the quarter-finals by Spain who will then lose to England in the semis.

    England will then take on Argentina in the final and wi -- hey Chris, wake up, you're dreaming!

  • 3 - Q Bit

    Jun 23, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    Doug: Only if England can advance !!

    Chris: You are - indeed.

  • 4 - Douglas Mays

    Jun 24, 2006 at 3:00 am

    We'll see...some of the teams advancing is a bit of a surprise. Whose Ghana win? pun intended...

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