Charlie Doherty's "What Were They Thinking?"
Lobbyist and former U.S. representative Chip Pickering, assaulting rival youth soccer coach
Robert Sormanti, the Patriots mascot, getting caught in a Rhode Island sex sting
Wayne A. Spring, a New Orleans Saints fan, who lost his flatscreen TV to a firing squad because he bet the Saints would lose to the Redskins
Michigan State running back Glenn Winston, et. al., again charged w/ assault at a frat function
The Chick Fil-A cow, for wearing a Tennessee #7 jersey during a Chick Fil-A Bowl public appearance, the same number as Nu'Keese Richardson, one of the players kicked off the team for armed robbery