Technical issues abruptly cancelled this week's episode. We apologize for the
inconvenience.Suss: In the first round of the NFL Draft, the Lions took Matthew Stafford, the Browns traded down three times, Michael Crabtree fell to No. 10, and Al Davis was the first to call bingo.Tuffy: The Sacramento Kings fired Kenny Natt and his staff after finishing with the league's worst record. Six minutes after the announcement, Shaquille O'Neal Twittered about his interest in the job.Suss: Turning to teams ACTUALLY in the playoffs, there was a delay in the Hawks-Magic game this week as Spirit, a trained hawk, didn't fly where it was supposed to and got loose in the arena. It turned out the hawk wasn't actually a hawk, but Chris Andersen who fell off the wagon.Tuffy: Chien-Ming Wang was placed on the New York Yankees' disabled list after a significantly lackluster start. There is nothing funny about this, mostly because podcasts are an aural medium.
Suss: You said "oral".
Both: (snicker, giggle)Suss: Hendrick Motorsports is denying rumors that they will swap crew chiefs between Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Mark Martin. They went on to throw all their keys into a hat and began pulling them out one by one.
Tuffy: You said "pulling out"
Both: (snicker, giggle) Again!Tuffy: In Curry-related news this week, Stephen Curry declared for the NBA Draft, Aaron Curry went #4 to Seattle in the NFL Draft, and Tim Curry has chewed enough scenery to create a draft on the set of his new film.
Charlie Doherty's "What Were They Thinking?"Dennis Eckersley, for thinking Brad Penny's cheese may have homosexual relationsNY Rangers coach John Tortorella, for throwing water bottle at a fan in Game 5 of the Rangers/Capitals seriesEx-Jags receiver Jimmy Smith, for driving with suspended license, caught with pot & crack by cops in FloridaWashington Nationals, or should we say, the Washington NatinalsJack Edwards, for his bizarre history lesson in Game 3 of the Bruins/Canadiens