The All-Haiku Top-10 College Football Poll - Page 2

6) Notre Dame

only three real games
their schedule is a joke
army, navy, please!

7) West Virginia

will be unbeaten
since the big east really stinks
good, not good enough

8) Florida State

another good “D”
will get help from the offense
Seminoles are good

9) Florida

no faith in Chris Leak
offense hasn’t delivered
won’t win the big game

10) California

not sold on the bears
season IS USC game
or all is for naught

So there you have it, the only all-haiku top-10 that you will find anywhere. In keeping with the theme and spirit of this item, any of you unlucky enough to read this entire item must respond in the haiku format or else you’ll be held up to scorn and derision by the community.

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  • 1 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Aug 10, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    sal likes poetry
    everybody laugh at him
    he's not so manly

  • 2 - -E

    Aug 17, 2006 at 10:51 pm

    Congrats! This article has been selected as one of this week’s Editors’ Picks.

  • 3 - sal m

    Aug 17, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    scorn and derision
    for the poster known as -E
    scorn and derision

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