So now we come to the heart of the matter. We find ourselves in need of a man with the Midas touch, able to get things done at any cost. (Like that Belichick fellow. Could you get him a suit, though? He appears to be escaped from a nursing home.) We are looking a bit down in the table at the moment and those ahead of us tend to be run by those who do not object to slyness in the name of winning. Even those that play on the up-and-up are also being courted by those that find rules to be an unnecessary inhibitor to success.
We've seen our new man's tepid track record. We know what you can do. Therefore, we hope you will reconsider your initial interest in our future.
Barring that, have you any spare video equipment? Wayne Rooney's exquisite tastes caught on film could help us in an upcoming tilt.
Best,
Liverpool FC Fans
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Article comments
1 - Matthew T. Sussman
Kraft strikes me more as a guy who would buy a Bundesliga team.
Heil VfB Kraftwerk
2 - Tuffy
"Mom, if you were in a German Bundesliga video, you'd tell me, right?"
3 - Matthew T. Sussman
♬ Now I had heard the Germans recruited old maids for the team ♬ But mommy isn't one of those ♬ I've known her all these years ♬