What time is it? Good lord, it's 1:30 in the afternoon. I need to get up. Am I... yep, I'm at home. Thank God. My mouth tastes like an old lady took a dump in it. Let's get up. Oh, Jesus. I should not have tried to stand up. I think I just twisted my ankle and fell on a cat. Since when did we have a cat? And why is it spray-painted?! My head hurts like crazy. I drank WAY too much last night. Why did we keep ordering shots? What good did that do? Ugh. I am never drinking Jagermeister again.
Um. Why is my computer on? That's not right. I hope I didn't talk to Kim on AOL after I got back. That would be disast--yeah, I sure did.
IowaDawgBOOYA187 (4:14:13 AM): heyy abby i am durnk you shouldd have been at the barr we did SO MAnyt shts. did ievre tell you your hot we shouldhang out. ar eyou78 up? come over her for a moi]]movie we can warch weahtever. yiu ahsuld just stay herrr
Auto Response from SpecialK21484 (4:14:14 AM): bed, leave a message!
SpecialK21484 (8:37:25 AM): um, ew
Yeah, I am definitely never going to talk to her again. Maybe she'll laugh it all off. Probably not.
Ha, I also left my Yahoo! fantasy baseball page up. I bet I was talking some serious shit. I love those guys.
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Article comments
1 - Matthew T. Sussman
You didn't have whiskey that night, or else you woulda wound up with Kevin Millar.