Satire: Bulls Loss Attributable to Atlanta Scoring - Page 2

After all, a grown man like Boylan must understand a wild child like Noah will respond well to a father figure that doles out punishment and reward with consistency and a well explained philosophy. Why, how would a young rebel like Noah react to being ganged up on by his fellow teammates and taught a lesson? He'd certainly chafe at that more than any other personality type.

Again, this leads back to only one alternative, Commissioner Stern. The perpetrator or perpetrators of this black mark against the Bulls' season must be dealt with harshly before it gets out of hand any further. The official scorer at Phillips Arena must be stopped before he scores again.

Thank you for your time, sir. See you at the All-Star Game; I look forward to the sack race this year between Charles Barkley and Stu Jackson!

Sincerely,
Tuffy R. Tuffenstein

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