RJ's NFL Picks - Week Thirteen

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I went 8-8 last week. That puts me at 108-68 for the season. For a comparison, check out the "experts" over at ESPN.

Here are my picks for the NFL's Week 13:

*THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27*

Tennessee 10-1 at Detroit 0-11 - 12:30 PM (Line: Titans by 11)

This could be the least-watched Thanksgiving Day game ever. People all across America may be forced to actually converse with their relatives for a few hours.

RJ's Pick: Tennessee by 31

Seattle 2-9 at Dallas 7-4 - 4:15 PM (Line: Cowboys by 13)

Dallas has won two straight. The Seahawks have lost four in a row. It shouldn't be close.

RJ's Pick: Dallas by 20

Arizona 7-4 at Philadelphia 5-5-1 - 8:15 PM (Line: Eagles by 3)

The Eagles are expected to start Donovan "What Does The T Stand For After The W And The L" McNabb this week. But only because Kevin Kolb is horrible.

RJ's Pick: Arizona by 3

*SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30*

San Francisco 3-8 at Buffalo 6-5 - 1:00 PM (Line: Bills by 7)

The 49ers are in second place in the NFC West. Let me repeat that, with a slight rephrasing. The 3-8 San Francisco 49ers are alone in second place in the NFC West. Just, wow.

RJ's Pick: Buffalo by 13

Baltimore 7-4 at Cincinnati 1-9-1 - 1:00 PM (Line: Ravens by 7)

Joe Flacco:

NFL quarterback, or serial killer?

RJ's Pick: Baltimore by 11

Indianapolis 7-4 at Cleveland 4-7 - 1:00 PM (Line: Colts by 4.5)

The Colts have won four in a row, but still have the league's worst running game.

RJ's Pick: Indianapolis by 8

Carolina 8-3 at Green Bay 5-6 - 1:00 PM (Line: Packers by 3)

A Packers loss pretty much ends their season. The Panthers are just 2-3 on the road this season.

RJ's Pick: Green Bay by 6

Miami 6-5 at Saint Louis 2-9 - 1:00 PM (Line: Dolphins by 7.5)

Four of Miami's final five games are on the road. The Rams have the NFL's worst point differential (-197).

RJ's Pick: Miami by 17

New Orleans 6-5 at Tampa Bay 8-3 - 1:00 PM (Line: Buccaneers by 3.5)

The Saints have the best offense in the NFL, in terms of yards per game. The Buccaneers are allowing the fewest points per game in the NFC. Something's gotta give. I'm picking the Bucs because they are undefeated at home and the Saints are 1-4 on the road.

RJ's Pick: Tampa Bay by 10

New York Giants 10-1 at Washington 7-4 - 1:00 PM (Line: Giants by 3.5)

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  • 1 - EEL

    Nov 26, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    WEEK 13 ! I really sucked one last week !
    ( THURSDAY'S GAMES )

    TITANS - BY 17
    DALLAS - BY 13
    CARDS - BY 10
    ( SUNDAY )
    PACKERS - BY 3
    BUCCS - BY 9
    GIANTS - BY 7
    COLTS - BY 5
    RAVENS - BY 14
    DOLPHINS - BY 10 49EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSS ! - BY 6
    FALCONS - BY 3
    PATS - BY 3
    RAIDERS - 1ST TIME PICKED EM ALL YEAR ! - 7
    JETS - BY 13
    VIKINGS - BY 3
    ( MONDAY )
    TEXANS - BY 9

    GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH THE POINTS !
    EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY !

  • 2 - EEL

    Nov 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    R.J,
    I REALLY THINK THE LIONS ARE GOING TO GO 0-16
    THEY GOT A TOUGH FINISH HERE. I THINK THERE ONLY GAME TO WIN MIGHT BE ( MINN ) UNLESS THEY PLAY SOMEONE LATER WHO HAS CLINCHED. ( NOT AN ATTACK ). MY 9ERS ARENT TO MUCH BETTER ! :-)

  • 3 - alessandro

    Nov 26, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Dallus, Fildulphia, Tennefrickasee.

    Flacco. Nice. Serial killer. I'm breaking out AC/DC's Night Prowler as I write.

  • 4 - Adam

    Nov 27, 2008 at 11:44 am

    I went 9-7 last week bringing me up to 108-68 as well.

    Here it goes for week 13...

    Titans
    Seahawks
    Eagles
    Bills
    Ravens
    Colts
    Packers
    Fins
    Bucs
    Giants
    Falcons
    Steelers
    Jets
    Oakland
    Vikings
    Jags

  • 5 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 27, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Final Score:

    Titans 47(!), Lions 10 - RJ 1-0

  • 6 - Brian aka Guppusmaximus

    Nov 27, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Did anyone else catch that insane naked bootleg(?) play that Collins pulled off against Detroit or was I dreamin'?? There hasn't been one single post game or highlight show that has given any air time to this awesome moment.

    Seriously, that game was retarded. I mean why are we stuck with such sh!te on Thanksgiving. I think Detroit should have let their local college team play for them instead. At least that would have made some people happy.

  • 7 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 28, 2008 at 8:16 am

    Final Scores:

    Dallas 34, Seattle 9 - RJ 2-0

    Eagles 48(!), Arizona 20 - RJ 2-1

  • 8 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 28, 2008 at 8:17 am

    ESPN's NFL "experts" through 3 games:

    Wickersham
    2-1

    Fleming
    3-0

    Hoge
    3-0

    Jaworski
    3-0

    Schlereth
    3-0

    Allen
    3-0

    Mortensen
    3-0

    Golic
    3-0

    Accuscore
    3-0

    Pick 'em
    2-1

  • 9 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 28, 2008 at 8:30 am

    EEL:

    I think you're right about the Lions. Their best (only?) chance of getting a win is against the Vikings, but even that doesn't look too likely...

  • 10 - alessandro

    Nov 29, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Bal, Buf, Ind, GB, Mia, TB, NYG, SD, NE, Den, Oak, Jack, Min.

  • 11 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 30, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Final Scores:

    SF 10, Bills 3 - RJ 2-2

    Baltimore 34, Bengals 3 - RJ 3-2

  • 12 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 30, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Final Scores:

    TB 23, NO 20 - RJ 4-2

    Giants 23, Redskins 7 - RJ 5-2

  • 13 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 30, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Final Scores:

    Dolphins 16, Rams 12 - RJ 6-2

    Colts 10, Browns 6 - RJ 7-2

  • 14 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Final Scores:

    Carolina 35, GB 31 - RJ 7-3

    Falcons 22, SD 16 - RJ 7-4

    Denver 34, Jets 17 - RJ 7-5 (Rookie FB Peyton Hillis [who?] rushed for 129 yards and a TD on 22 carries for the Broncos...)

  • 15 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Final Scores:

    Steelers 33, NE 10 - RJ 8-5

    KC 20, Oakland 13 - RJ 8-6

  • 16 - RJ Elliott

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    ESPN's NFL "experts" through 14 games:

    Wickersham
    7-7

    Fleming
    9-5

    Hoge
    10-4

    Jaworski
    8-6

    Schlereth
    9-5

    Allen
    9-5

    Mortensen
    9-5

    Golic
    10-4

    Accuscore
    8-6

    Pick 'em
    10-4

  • 17 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 01, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Final Score:

    Vikings 34, Bears 14 - RJ 8-7

  • 18 - RJ

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Final Score:

    Texans 30, Jaguars 17 - RJ 8-8

  • 19 - RJ

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:18 am

    ESPN's NFL "experts" in Week 13:

    Wickersham
    9-7

    Fleming
    11-5

    Hoge
    11-5

    Jaworski
    9-6

    Schlereth
    11-5

    Allen
    10-6

    Mortensen
    12-4

    Golic
    10-6

    Accuscore
    10-6

    Pick 'em
    11-5

  • 20 - Jet

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:18 am

    ...and this just in-Beverly Hills 90210-Cleveland Browns 3

  • 21 - RJ

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Through 13 weeks, straight-up:

    RJ
    116-76


    Wickersham
    113-79

    Fleming
    121-71

    Hoge
    124-68

    Jaworski
    117-62

    Schlereth
    126-66

    Allen
    123-69

    Mortensen
    132-60

    Golic
    112-79

    Accuscore
    128-64

    Pick 'em
    113-65

  • 22 - RJ

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Are you gonna pick this week, Jet?

  • 23 - Jet

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:32 am

    I would, but I can't get the damned thing to scab over...

  • 24 - RJ

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:32 am

    RJ ATS in Week 13: 6-10-0

    RJ ATS through 13 weeks: 78-111-3

  • 25 - RJ

    Dec 02, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Funny. I see the Paxil is working out for you. ^_^

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