RJ's NFL Picks - Week Fourteen

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I went 8-8 last week. That puts me at 116-76 for the season. For a comparison, check out the "experts" over at ESPN.

Here are my picks for the NFL's Week 14:

**THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4**

RJ's Lame-Game Of The Week: Oakland Raiders 3-9 at San Diego Chargers 4-8 @ 8:15 p.m. (Line: San Diego by 10)

Norv Turner is about as popular in San Diego right now as pubic lice in a nunnery.

RJ's Pick: San Diego by 3

**SUNDAY, DECEMBER 7**

Washington Redskins 7-5 at Baltimore Ravens 8-4 @ 1:00 p.m. (Line: Baltimore by 5.5)

The Ravens play three of their final four games at home. They've allowed the third-fewest points in the league. They have a +102 point differential, third-best in the NFL. So what if their QB looks like Lee Harvey Oswald right after he met Jack Ruby?



RJ's Pick: Baltimore by 11

Jacksonville Jaguars 4-8 at Chicago Bears 6-6 @ 1:00 p.m. (Line: Chicago by 3)

Did you know that David Garrard has Crohn's disease? It's true. It takes a big man to play in the NFL, and an ever bigger man to tell the world that he shits blood.

RJ's Pick: Chicago by 7

Minnesota Vikings 7-5 at Detroit Lions 0-12 @ 1:00 p.m. (Line: Minnesota by 9.5)

This is probably Detroit's best chance to avoid a winless season. Daunte Culpepper should be adequately motivated (assuming he starts).

RJ's Pick: Detroit by 1

Houston Texans 5-7 at Green Bay Packers 5-7 @ 1:00 p.m. (Line: Green Bay by 6.5)

Matt Schaub may start this week. That would mean Sage "Parsley" Rosenfels would be spending his thyme on the bench (Are you going to Scarborough Fair?).

RJ's Pick: Green Bay by 2

Cincinnati Bengals 1-10-1 at Indianapolis Colts 8-4 @ 1:00 p.m. (Line: Indianapolis by 13.5)

This is Peyton Manning's worst season since at least 2001, yet he's still carrying this team to what looks like another postseason appearance.

RJ's Pick: Indianapolis by 21

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  • 1 - RJ

    Dec 03, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Thanks for the quick publish!

  • 2 - alessandro

    Dec 03, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    SD

  • 3 - EEL

    Dec 04, 2008 at 9:28 am

    CHARGERS BY 13

  • 4 - Adam

    Dec 04, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    I'm still moving along with another solid week, going 10-6. That will bring me up to 118-74. Yeah yeah, straight up though. Next year I'll try my luck against the spread...

    For week 14 I'm going with...

    Chargers
    Bears
    Vikings
    Packers
    Titans
    Colts
    Falcons
    Giants
    Jets
    Broncos
    Dolphins
    Seahawks
    Cardinals
    Steelers
    Redskins
    Panthers

  • 5 - EEL

    Dec 05, 2008 at 10:12 am

    HERE'S MY PICKS FOR WEEK 14 GOING TO DO
    JUST STRAIGHT THIS WEEK. WITH A SHORT SUMMARY !

    CHARGERS - THURS

    ( SUNDAY )

    GIANTS - NOT COUNTING THE EAG'S OUT THOUGH !
    TITANS - BLOWOUT ! BROWNS 3RD STRING QB
    BEARS - CLOSE ONE ! LIKE THE JAGS W/ THE POINTS
    VIKINGS - MAYBE THE LIONS LAST CHANCE HERE !
    PACKERS - TEXANS TURN OVERS WILL KILL'EM PROBABLY
    COLTS - BENGALS NEED I SAY ANYMORE
    SAINTS - ONLY CAUSE THERE 5-1 AT HOME
    DOLPHINS - BILL HAVE LOST 5 OF LAST 6 GAMES.
    BRONCOS - REVENGE FROM 1ST MEETING. LOL
    49ERS - CAUSE THERE MY TEAM. :-)
    PATS - SEAHAWKS ?
    CARDS - LOOK FOR WARNER TO HAVE A GREAT GAME !
    STEELERS - TOUGH DEF ! SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE 2 WATCH.
    RAVENS - SHOULD BE A LOW SCORING GAME RAVENS "D" WINS IT.
    ( MONDAY ) I AGREE WITH RJ (GAME OF THE WEEK)
    PANTHERS LAST MIN FG TO WIN .

  • 6 - alessandro

    Dec 06, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Bal, Chi, Det, GB, Ind, NO, Phi, Ten, Mia, Den, Ari, Pit, NE, Car, SF, Min.

    I agree. Minnesota is Detroit's best chance. Winless teams always find ways to win somewhere, somehow. NO may be another one. But I'm still not picking them.

    As for the CFL, yeah the Als are 1-5 in Grey Cup play since 1996. They've been the most successful regular season by far with a .643 winning percentage but haven't been able to beat Western teams in the big one.

    Calgary was simply the better team.

    It was cool to see the MNF crew show off their Als jersey's.

  • 7 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Final Scores:

    SD 34, Oakland 7 - RJ 1-0

    Baltimore 24, Redskins 10 - RJ 2-0

    Bears 23, Jaguars 10 - RJ 3-0

    Vikings 20, Lions 16 - RJ 3-1

  • 8 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Final Scores:

    Houston 24, Packers 21 - RJ 3-2 [Texans with 549 total yards...]

    Colts 35, Bengals 3 - RJ 4-2 [Peyton's QB rating for the game: 134.0...]

  • 9 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Final Scores:

    NO 29, Atlanta 25 - RJ 4-3 [828 total yards for both teams in this game...]

    Eagles 20, Giants 14 - RJ 4-4 [Westbrook with 33 rushes for 131 yards and a TD; he also had 6 catches for 72 yards and a TD...]

  • 10 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Final Scores:

    Titans 28, Browns 9 - RJ 5-4

    Miami 16, Bills 3 - RJ 6-4

  • 11 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Final Scores:

    Denver 24, KC 17 - RJ 7-4

    SF 24, Jets 14 - RJ 7-5

  • 12 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Final Scores:

    Cardinals 34, Rams 10 - RJ 8-5

    Steelers 20, Cowboys 13 - RJ 9-5 (and I nailed the spread!)

    NE 24, Seattle 21 - RJ 10-5

  • 13 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 08, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    ESPN's NFL "experts" through 15 games:

    Wickersham
    10-5

    Fleming
    13-2

    Hoge
    11-4

    Jaworski
    11-4

    Schlereth
    12-3

    Allen
    10-5

    Mortensen
    11-4

    Golic
    11-4

    Accuscore
    12-3

    Pick 'em
    11-4

  • 14 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 09, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Final Score:

    Carolina 38, TB 23 - RJ 11-5

  • 15 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 09, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    ESPN's NFL "experts" in Week 14:

    Wickersham
    11-5

    Fleming
    13-3

    Hoge
    12-4

    Jaworski
    11-4

    Schlereth
    12-4

    Allen
    10-6

    Mortensen
    12-4

    Golic
    12-4

    Accuscore
    13-3

    Pick 'em
    11-5

  • 16 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 09, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Through 14 weeks:

    RJ
    127-81


    Wickersham
    124-84

    Fleming
    134-74

    Hoge
    136-72

    Jaworski
    128-66

    Schlereth
    138-70

    Allen
    133-75

    Mortensen
    144-64

    Golic
    124-83

    Accuscore
    141-67

    Pick 'em
    124-70

  • 17 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 09, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    RJ ATS in Week 14: 11-5-0 ( ! )

    RJ ATS through 14 weeks: 89-116-3 ( :-/ )

  • 18 - EEL

    Dec 10, 2008 at 9:05 am

    WEEK 14 I WENT 13-2 STRAIGHT UP. THATS THE BEST WEEK I'VE HAD IN A LONG ONE.

  • 19 - EEL

    Dec 11, 2008 at 9:37 am

    GOING WITH DA BEARS TONIGHT. BY 9

  • 20 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 11, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Week 15 is up!

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