RJ's NFL Picks, Week Eight - Page 2

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RJ's Pick - DETROIT BY 2

Indianapolis (6-0) at Carolina (4-2) - 1:00 pm (Sheridan's Line - Colts by 6½)

The Colts beat the Jaguars on MFN last week to remain undefeated. Indianapolis has given up the fourth-fewest points in the NFL. They've already beaten all three of their division rivals on the road, and this is a team that hasn't lost a regular season home game since 2005...so you may as well just award them the AFC South division title right now. Carolina had a bye last week. They are 4-0 on the road this season, but 0-2 at home. It's uncertain who will be their starting quarterback this week, David Carr or Vinny Testaverde. It's also unknown who will be their starting running back, DeShaun Foster or DeAngelo Williams. Just about the only thing that is known with any certainty is that the Panthers will lose.

RJ's Pick - INDIANAPOLIS BY 10

New York Giants (5-2) at Miami (0-7) [in London] - 1:00 pm (Sheridan's Line - Giants by 9)

The Giants won their fifth game in a row last week, 33-15 over San Francisco. WR Plaxico Burress continues to miss practice with his sprained ankle, even though he still starts every game. It's become pretty obvious that this "sprain" is never going to be "healed" completely, as it provides him with a built-in excuse to keep missing practice. (Of course, the way he's been playing, maybe this whole "practice" thing is over-rated...) After giving up 80 points in their first two games, the Giants have given up just 69 points over the last five. (Also, they sacked Donovan McNabb twelve f**king times back in Week Four.) The Dolphins got blown out last week by New England. (Shocking stuff, am I right?) Then to add injury to insult, their last remaining good player, RB Ronnie Brown, blew out his knee and is finished for the season. Miami has given up a league-worst 231 points through seven games, and they've given up over 40 points in each of their last two. At 0-7, this is the worst start in franchise history. It is arguably the worst start in any franchise's history. But on the other hand, perhaps they aren't even the worst team this season (see: Saint Louis). Anyway, whatever small number of American football fans there are in London to see this game will almost certainly be disappointed by this matchup. After this inevitable debacle, you could almost forgive them for preferring to watch the other "football," where 150-pound nancy-boys in knee socks run around all day, while occasionally rolling around in the grass with an "agonizing" injury that clears itself up about 3.5 nanoseconds after some clown pulls a colored square out of his pants. (On second thought, never mind; that simply cannot be forgiven.)

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  • 1 - RJ

    Oct 25, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Thanks for the quick publish!

  • 2 - DOM @ HSU

    Oct 25, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    here we go... 66-37 for the season.. this week is should be interesting...

    CLEVELAND - i want to take STL soooo bad but i really like cleveland this year.. one thing that you forgot to mention is that Steven F**king Jackson is finally going to start after his groin injury sustained in week 4.. plus bulger is as healthy as he's going to be.. Cleves D isnt that good... put ALL the money on the OVER.. this should be a close game..

    CHICAGO - chicago has come through for me every time... KITNA and C. JOHNSON should have a big game... but if DET cant stop RB Cedric Benson CHI's work horse who is way over due for a big week then CHI should get the W. Another tight game..im putting its fate on Benson.

    INDY - very curtain.

    MIAMI - call me crazy NYG are **WAY** over rated..

    TENN - Al Davis is looking for an investor.. recent loss of an investor?.. has put 31% of share up in the air.. Raiders estimated worth 813 million.. 3rd worst in NFL..

    PHILLY - tough game both teams are looking to improve dramatically.

    PITTS - i could see CIN taking this one though.

    NYJ - going to ride them into the ground on this one.. they are due for a win.. esp infront of a home crowd.

    SD - should be a good game.. the spread has gone to SD -9.5

    TB - Jags easily had playoff potential.. not anymore.. TB LOCK OF THE WEEK (besides INDY,PATS)

    SF - the REASON is they HAVE TO WIN. and they know it. if they lose it will be by some dramatic play(s)

    PATS - well when you're favored by 17 over a team thats 4-2... that might tell you something..

    DEN - what a game... flip a coin.. Im going with a better head coach..

  • 3 - RJ

    Oct 25, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Now this is funny.

  • 4 - Steven

    Oct 26, 2007 at 2:34 am

    Your blog is interesting. Please keep it here and please stop promoting your blog in our Usenet newsgroups.

  • 5 - DOM @ HSU

    Oct 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    crowder had to be kidding, theres just no way...

  • 6 - RJ

    Oct 26, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Okay, Sheridan now has San Diego by 10...FYI...

  • 7 - alessandro

    Oct 27, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    CLE, CHI, IND, NYG (soccer comment noted),TEN, PHI, SD, TB, NO, NE, GB,PIT, NYJ

  • 8 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Final Scores:

    Detroit 16, Bears 7 - RJ 1-0 (Key stats: Brian Griese throws 4 INTs...Kevin Jones rushes for 105 yards and a TD...)

    Colts 31, Carolina 7 - RJ 2-0 (Key stats: Joseph Addai rushes for 100 yards and 2 TDs...Steve Smith held to just 2 receptions for 18 yards...)

    Steelers 24, Bengals 13 - RJ 3-0 (Key stats: Hines Ward caught 8 passes for 88 yards and 2 TDs...Willie Parker ran for 126 yards and a TD...)

    Cleveland 27, Rams 20 - RJ 4-0 (Key stats: Derek Anderson threw for 3 TDs with no picks...Braylon Edwards caught 8 passes for 117 yards and 2 TDs...)

  • 9 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Final Scores:

    Tennessee 13, Oakland 9 - RJ 5-0 [and I nailed the spread!] (Key stats: Vince Young completes just 6 of 14 passes for a laughable 42 yards, but the Titans win anyway...LenDale White rushes for 133 yards...Daunte Culpepper was sacked 5 times...)

    Giants 13, Miami 10 - RJ 6-0(!) (Key stats: Eli Manning completed just 8 of 22 passes for 59 yards, but ran for 25 yards and a TD...Jesse Chatman, in his first NFL start, rushed for 79 yards on 16 carries...)

    Eagles 23, Vikings 16 - RJ 6-1 (Key stats: Kelly Holcomb left the game with a neck injury in the third quarter...Donovan McNabb passed for 333 yards and a TD...Brian Westbrook caught a pass for a TD and rushed for another TD...)

  • 10 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    ESPN's NFL "experts" through seven games:

    Wickersham 4-3
    Salisbury 6-1
    Hoge 5-2
    Jaworski 7-0
    Schlereth 6-1
    Allen 6-1
    Mortensen 6-1
    Golic 5-2
    Accuscore 5-2

  • 11 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    I'm also 5-2 ATS so far...

  • 12 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    Final Scores:

    New England 52(!), Washington 7 - RJ 7-1 (Key stats: Tom Brady threw for 306 yards and 3 TDs, and ran for 2 more TDs...Mike Vrabel caught a TD pass and recorded 13 tackles, 3 sacks, and 3 forced fumbles...)

    San Diego 35, Houston 10 - RJ 8-1 (Key stats: Philip Rivers completes just 7 passes, but 3 were for touchdowns...Antonio Gates caught 3 passes for 92 yards and 2 TDs...Antonio Cromarte recovered a fumble for a TD, and also intercepted two passes, one of which he returned 70 yards for a TD...)

  • 13 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    Final Scores:

    Jacksonville 24, Tampa Bay 23 - RJ 8-2 (Key stats: Jeff Garcia throws 3 INTs and completes less than 50% of his passes...Quinn Gray does better than expected, completing 7 of 16 passes for 100 yards, 1 TD, and 0 INTs...)

    New Orleans 31, San Francisco 10 - RJ 9-2 (Key stats: Drew Brees completes 31 of 39 passes for 336 yards and 4 TDs...Marques Colston caught 8 passes for 85 yards and 3 TDs...San Francisco's defense records zero INTs and zero sacks...)

  • 14 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Final Score:

    Bills 13, Jets 3 - RJ 10-2 (Key stats: Kellen Clemens came into the game for Chad Pennington late in the 4th quarter, and proceeded to throw 2 INTs...Lee Evans caught 5 passes for 138 yards and the game's only TD...)

  • 15 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    ESPN's NFL "experts" through 12 games:

    Wickersham 7-5
    Salisbury 9-3
    Hoge 9-3
    Jaworski 11-1
    Schlereth 9-3
    Allen 11-1
    Mortensen 8-4
    Golic 9-3
    Accuscore 8-4

  • 16 - RJ

    Oct 28, 2007 at 7:50 pm

    I'm now 9-3 ATS, with just the big MNF game left to go...

    Shocking facts: If the Broncos beat the Packers tomorrow night, the Detroit Lions will be tied for 1st place in the NFC North...excluding the Packers, there are only four (4) NFL teams with a better record than the Lions...and two of them are the undefeated Patriots and Colts, who are simply in a league of their own right now...

  • 17 - RJ

    Oct 29, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    Denver up 7-0 in the first quarter...consider this an open discussion thread...

  • 18 - alessandro

    Oct 30, 2007 at 12:37 am

    Well, I guess I'll close the Pack/Bronc. thread with a "Wow!" One pass, 16 seconds, game over.

    10-3.

  • 19 - alessandro

    Oct 30, 2007 at 12:38 am

    Where's Matt with his picks anyway? Is Suss a sussy?

  • 20 - RJ

    Oct 30, 2007 at 7:23 am

    Final Score:

    Green Bay 19, Denver 13 [in OT] - RJ 10-3 (Key stats: Brett Favre throws for 331 yards and 2 TDs, including an 82-yard bomb on the first play of overtime...Ryan Grant rushed for 104 yards on 22 carries...Greg Jennings caught 6 passes for 141 yards and the game-winning TD in OT...)

    (I also finished the week 10-3 ATS...)

  • 21 - RJ

    Oct 30, 2007 at 7:25 am

    ESPN's NFL "experts" -

    Wickersham 7-6
    Salisbury 9-4
    Hoge 10-3
    Jaworski 11-1
    Schlereth 9-4
    Allen 11-2
    Mortensen 8-5
    Golic 9-4
    Accuscore 8-5

  • 22 - DOM @ HSU

    Oct 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    well 8-5 this week.. i put all my money on the over so that was good.. (see comment #2 Cleve STL pick)

    my lock of the week pick TB didn't win, i think thats the craziest upset..

    miami only lost by three.. possibly could have won.. not to surprising although some of my friends thought the giants were going to win by like 15.. :)


  • 23 - Chris

    Oct 30, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    RJ you dont count your wins with the spread cuz giants didn't cover the spread.

  • 24 - DOM @ HSU

    Oct 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    ya actually he is right.. you went 9-4 ats this week..

    teams you chose that didn't cover: Denver, TB, Minn, NYG.

  • 25 - RJ

    Oct 31, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    WEEK NINE picks are up!

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