NFL Week 9 - AFC Midterms

Part of: NFL Picks of a Thoughtful Fool

In October 1968 I was sitting in my lower-middle class suburban Detroit home watching the World Series. The Tigers were playing the Cardinals and the first game featured a marquee pitching matchup. The Tigers had a fat slob of a 31-game winner named Denny McClain. The Cards had a cruel-hearted assassin with a microscopic ERA named Bob Gibson. Now, this was back when there were no interleague games, no ESPN highlights, no Baseball Prospectus — there weren't even any playoffs. The only time you ever got to see a team from the other league was if they happened to be featured on the one national Saturday afternoon network telecast. The other league was a complete mystery until the World Series.

So I sat there as a mere lad, watching Bob Gibson just plow through the Tigers line-up without breaking a sweat. The poor Tigers were clearly overmatched and they were dropping like flies. I think he stuck out 17. Gibson was like nothing we had ever seen in the A.L. Worse, as I watched in horror, my mom, who was sitting in the next chair, kept commenting about how incredible Gibson was. If you really want to get under a fan's skin when his team is getting beat, just keep making comments about how incredible the other guy is under the guise of appreciating the performance from a purist appreciation of the game. Let me tell you, it was quite a few peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before I forgave my Mom for her stinging comments.

Thirty nine years later I found myself sitting in a bar with a single game standing between me and a perfect gambling week. All I needed was for the Redskins to lose to the Pats by less than 17 points. By the end of the first half, with the 'Skins down 24-0, I was losing hope. Shortly after half-time it was clear that my dream was dashed. The 'Skins trying to stop the Pats was like Bill Freehan trying to hit Bob Gibson. Worse, absolutely every other person in bar was crying "Oh my God, that's amazing!" and "I can't believe how incredible they are!" after every positive Pats play, which was most of them. When I sneered at their comments one of them said, "Oh, you must be a Yankees fan." This got a big laugh for some reason. All Boston sports fans can bite me from now on.

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  • 1 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Nov 02, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    "The running game is better than average, but QB Dan Quisenberry is struggling."

    Too bad Quiz never had the option of running home instead of throwing it.

  • 2 - themurph544

    Nov 02, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    David,

    I didn’t get a chance to say it last week, welcome back!

  • 3 - RJ

    Nov 02, 2007 at 11:34 pm

    "They've played far and away the toughest schedule so far, including 5 of 7 on the road"

    I thought Denver had played 5 of 7 at home?

  • 4 - david mazzotta

    Nov 03, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Damn, RJ, you're right.

    According to DVOA, the set of teams they have played so far has been the toughest, but I got the home/away mix backward.

    Apparently a healthy portion of my brain is still in the islands.

  • 5 - david mazzotta

    Nov 05, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Woot! Another banner week versus the spread. And slightly on the plus side on the money line two.

    I really understimated the Colts D. They performed magnificantly for about 3.5 quarters. But the last two drives, Brady had all the time in the world and Peyton got crushed.

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