NFL Week 14 - Finding Fault

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There are scapegoats in football (if you are Emmitt Smith, they're called escapegoats); folks who unfairly get the blame when things go bad. Last week, however, there were some clearly blameworthy parties. No need for the scape- prefix on them. They were just plain old goats. Let's review a few and assign them a goat coefficient form 1-10, where 10 is total culpability in a loss beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Sean Payton called a reverse when the Saints were trying to burn time off the clock. Why? Why add an extra fumble opportunity? It wasn't even an extra handoff; Reggie Bush tried to flip the ball to the wide-out like he was flicking a booger off his finger. Even if you ran straight up the middle and got zero yards on second and third down, you still get to punt it from midfield so you should be able to bury the enemy below their own 20 with less than two minutes left. The Bucs last three drives had ended with two punts and a safety, so you can have confidence in your defense to make the stop. Just pound the ball. Why get cute? Of course, I'm not complaining because I had Tampa Bay. Thanks, Sean.

Goat Coefficients
Sean Payton: 8
Reggie Bush: 6

There are very few people who could be feeling as low as Joe Gibbs this week. I'm thinking he must be in the Greg-Norman-losing-the-Masters zone. A legend already, he returns to the NFL to find himself a mediocre coach in a world not of his making. His team is equally mediocre and no one in the organization can manage to find the players needed to excel. How foreign it must feel to him, and how depressing. Then, in what is perhaps the most emotional game of the season, he makes a thoroughly dumb-ass mistake (even I knew that rule) that likely cost his team the game. On top of that, it appears he wasn't informed on the plan to line up with only 10 men on defense for the opening play, in memory of Sean Taylor. I understand the whole missing man idea, but the result was giving up 20+ yards. I'm not so sure Sean Taylor would have wanted them to be so cavalier about giving up yardage in his memory. I doubt Gibbs would have been either. The Skins really bungled this. It wasn't even a noble loss; it just a degrading kick in the pistachios. This game should have been a statement and a rallying point. Instead, I can't see how they recover their enthusiasm for the season after this.

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  • 1 - Ashley Allinson

    Dec 10, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Finding Fault is fitting, as almost everyone was wrong this week. Anthony Smith wasn't the only one making promises last week. Right up until game time, experts agreed that the Steelers were the league's best and last shot to imperfect perfection. After watching yesterday's game, one can only wonder could all the experts be so wrong. Looking at it drive-by-drive shows that predictions and promises, made by players and the media alike, were nowhere near perfect.
    1st Quarter:
    Steelers strike, driving the most successful first-possession of any team in the league this year versus the Patriots... 26-yard FG... 3-0, Steelers
    Pats' transition game proves itself, again, as league best, countering with an opening-drive score of their own, Moss' 18th of the season... 7-3, Pats
    Steelers 2nd possession: Sack (loss of 9); On the ground, sets up 3rd and 16... Davenport, the Steelers' 3rd-down back, back this week. End of First. 7-3, Pats
    2nd Quarter:
    Pittsburgh's offense falls victim to a New England defensive stop. Ensuing punt, and subsequent 5-yard penalty to the Steelers, lands Pats' offense at their own 36.
    7-3, Pats
    Immediate Pats touchdown pass, 63 yards, Brady to Moss, their 2nd in 2 minutes.. What's the secondary doing? 10-second scoring drive. 14-3, Pats
    Pittsburgh returns punt to the 22. Wille Parker gains 30 yards on the ground, 4 more in the air. 32-yard lollipop touchdown pass to Davenport. 5-play, 77-yard drive. 14-10, Pats
    Pats return to their own 26... Three-and-out. 14-10, Pats.
    Ensuing punt is recovered by Pats' special teams. Possession to New England with great field position on Pittsburgh's 34... Five of Pittsburgh's last 6 offensive possessions have resulted in a turnover. Pats' offense goes three-and-out. 48-yard field goal is wide to the right.
    14-10, Pats.
    Pittsburgh takeover possession at their own 38. Pittsburgh converts 4th-and-inches, Davenport delivering 2 yards (on the ground yet in the air) to get to midfield. Immediate false start penalty by Pittsburgh's offense, promptly followed by a Pittsburgh holding call. Rothleisberger scrambles to within 1 yard of a first down. Timeout Pittsburgh. 4th-and-inches attempt converted for the second time on drive...in the air, up the middle to the 36 yard line. Timeout Pittsburgh. 44-yard field goal attempt is converted by Jeff Reed. 14-13 Pats.
    New England bobbles the kick, stranding themselves inside their own 20. Drive to the 37 by the 2-minute warning. Brady to Moss for substantial gain over midfield, followed by a 32-yard pass to Gaffney. Yardage gained is partially negated by a 10-yard penalty by the Pats' offense.
    42-yard field goal attempt is converted by Gostkowski. 17-13, Pats. End of the first half.
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    3rd Quarter:
    Pittsburgh return to the 29 but go three-and-out. 44-yard punt.
    Pats' ball on their own 11 yard line. Brady throws 21 yards to Moss, followed by a 9-yard pass to Stallworth. Jabbar Gaffney left wide open in the end zone, catching Brady's 56-yard touchdown pass. Extra point converted. 24-13, Pats.
    Rossum runs ball back for a substantial Pittsburgh gain, only to be offset by a Pittsburgh penalty. Pittsburgh then goes three-and-out. Seventh consecutive Pittsburgh failure at a 3rd-down conversion. 24-13, Pats.
    Pats recover with good field position. 15th-straight completion drives the Pats into field-goal range. Pats attempt fourth-and-one conversion; Pats convert, in the air, to Welker. Inside the Red Zone. Pittsburgh commit a holding penalty, half the distance to the goal, First-and-goal, Pats. Injury Timeout, Pittsburgh. Brady throws, complete, to Welker for a touchdown. The pass is Brady's 45th of the season for Brady, taking him over 4,000 passing yards. Extra point is converted. 31-13, Pats.
    Short kick is recovered by the Steelers on their own 43. Parker drives the Pittsburgh offense to well within field-goal range, ending the 3rd quarter. 31-13, Pats.
    4th Quarter:
    Steelers attempt a Fourth-and-goal, Hines Ward stifled by the Pats' defense just short of the goal line. 31-13, Pats.
    Pats obtain possession on their own one. Let's see if Pittsburgh's defense really is the best in the league. Brady completes 5 consecutive passes to Welker for 64 yards. Time out, Pats. In the red zone, Moss can't handle Brady's bullet into the end zone. Pats settle for a 28-yard field goal. 34-13, Pats.
    Steelers return kickoff to their own 22. Ward receives for 13 yards on third and 10 for a first down. Parker catches for a first down, then runs for another first down on next play. Time out, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh fails to execute, losing their possession on downs. 34-13, Pats
    Pats recover on downs at their own 20 as the crowd directed chants of "MVP!" to Tom Brady and "Guarantee!" to the Steelers. Pats' go three-and-out, however. 34-13, Pats
    Kick off and 15-yard unnecessary roughness penalty sees the Steelers recover with good field position, but they run out of clock.

    New England wins their 13th straight game, 34-13. It appears as if great offense beats great defense...Certainly when we're talking about the 2007 Patriots.

  • 2 - RJ Elliott

    Dec 10, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Good thing you didn't go to Vegas this week... :-/

  • 3 - david mazzotta

    Dec 10, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Ashley -- Those of us who made predictions about that game had our legs cut out from under us by Anthony Smith. If he hadn't gotten the Pats all worked up we would have turned out to be right. That's the story I'm sticking to.

    RJ -- Not only was I not in Vegas, I was on the road and almost completly out of communication with anything. All I could do was steal a glimpse at a TV now and then. I had no idea how things ended up until I got home just a few minutes ago.

    It's going to be a while until I come to terms with the Lions taking Dallas to the last seconds. Where did that come from?

    Actually, now that I calculate it, it's another down week but not a complete disaster. It looks like 3-4 on the spread and down a little shy of $100 on the ML.

    I'm in survival mode now. No big screw ups over the next three weeks and I should end up ahead for the year.

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