As advertised, I was not amused with the conference finals.
The Dallas Mavericks, to steal the name of Mark Cuban's short-lived show, became The Benefactor of a high energy Phoenix Suns team that ran out of adrenaline sometime last week, and won their first Western Conference championship.
Meanwhile, the Miami Heat blitzed through the Detroit Pistons almost as badly as the Pistons tore through the Milwaukee Bucks in the first round. Miami, like the Mavs, won their first conference title.
Both conference finals series lasted six games, and few of the games were close. It was a boring round of basketball, and I was right: they should have cancelled the playoffs after a most excellent second round.
Not everyone agrees, though. Fellow sports writer Q Bit learned the hard way the penalty of questioning my ultimate authority on the NBA playoffs. He now gets a cavity search any time he goes to the library.
The NBA Finals could be just as fugly as the third round. And while my initial prediction of Pistons-over-Mavs is now way around, that should mean I'm going with the Mavs, right?
Before I answer that, let's just take a gander at Miami's roster, shall we?
- Point guard Gary Payton, former first round pick for the Seattle SuperSonics.
- Backup point guard Jason Williams, former first round pick for the Sacramento Kings.
- Two guard Dwayne Wade, former first round pick for the Heat.
- Backup guard/forward Derek Anderson, former first round pick for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
- Third string guard/forward Dorell Wright, former first round pick for the Heat.
- Small forward Antoine Walker, former first round pick for the Boston Celtics.
- Power forward James Posey, former first round pick for the Denver Nuggets.
- Backup forward Wayne Simien, former first round pick for the Heat.
- Center Shaquille O'Neal, former first round pick for the Orlando Magic.
- Backup center Alonzo Mourning, former first round pick for the Charlotte Hornets.
- Third string center Michael Doleac, former first round pick for the Magic.
As Captain Obvious (or Ric Romero) might deduce at this juncture, a lot of Miami Heat players have been former first round picks. Now, understandably there are only two rounds, so many of the players in the league are first rounders.