Which is a shame, because despite being well off the pace, Woody Austin said Garcia was playing better than Tiger Woods.
(8) SG Allan Houston —Remember this guy? He hit a game winning shot in the first round of the NBA Playoffs about 60 years ago? Well the Cleveland Cavaliers and/or Houston Rockets might want some of that action.
I can see them making this coming-outta-retirement work. I've been to Gund Arena. It's wheelchair accessible.
(9) RHP Chris Young — So, look closely at Young's ERA at home. See, right there? 0.73. That's a teeny-tiny number, all right.
The last time a pitcher had that low of a home ERA in his first 10 home starts in a season? Well, Phil Rizzuto wasn't even alive for that.
Manager: Pat Summitt —Found via the conduits of Sports By Brooks and Fark Sports, the legendary U. of Tennessee women's basketball coach is now officially available as she filed for divorce from her husband of 27 years, R.B. Summitt.
It goes without saying that Pat was probably the man of the relationship, which means that if the divorce proceedings get messy, R.B. might be entitled to 473½ career victories, 3½ national championships, and the honor of having coached either Chamique Holdsclaw or Candace Parker.
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1 - alessandro nicolo
Send David Posh back to Englandia.
2 - Matthew T. Sussman
From there, he'd still be able to sneak a corner kick by most MLS goalies.
3 - The Haze
#1 QB Michael Vick - Hope he's got enough money saved up for his commissary buys.
#2 SS Phil Rizzuto - HOF - a pity vote because he was just a darn nice guy.
#3 M David Beckham - Fitting in nicely into the American Dream of "Grabbing the Money" without really doing anything.
#4 RF Magglio Ordonez - The "Big Tilde" don't need no stinking asterisk!
#5 #8 Dale Earnhardt JR. - Free agency hits NASCAR. It was nice knowin' ya'll!
#6 RB Larry Johnson - "We play to win the game" right???? RRIIGGHHTT!!!!
#7 DQ Sergio Garcia - The "Boo"Gey Man did it?
#8 SG Allan Houston - I guess the CBA(Christian Basketball League)wasn't giving him enough props. Can I get an amen?
#9 RHP Chris Young - teeny-tiny number? I guess he won't be confused with Dmitri Young,now will he?
Manager - Pat Summitt - So R.B. stands for "right behind"?
4 - RJ
The Haze ... is on fire! :-P
5 - Chris McVetta
Hey, where is the Sussmeister?
Maybe he's off ...enjoying THE BRADY QUINN SHOW!
6 - Matthew T. Sussman
Chevy Chase had a more prolific show.