Bring On The Lowlights!

Part of: Desert Pepper

So it hasn't exactly been all roses and rainbows for the Diamondbacks this year. A 38-51 record is good for the third worst first half for any NL team, better than the Padres and the Nationals. Inept hitting and wacky pitching is a far cry from what most people expected to see happen to this team. Perhaps they'd contend for the National League West. Maybe a second place finish would be in their sights, just like last year. But they're nine-and-a-half games out of third.

The Cleveland Indians and the D'backs really have a lot in common. "Wow, these guys were great in 2007! Let's keep them all around!" As J. Walter Weatherman would say to general manager Josh Byrnes, "and THAT'S ... why you make roster moves." Cleveland's record is eerily similar to Arizona's (35-54, last in the AL Central), and you can probably imagine that both team's GMs might want to start updating their resumes.

But for now, it's not time to look to the near future, for it is far too painful. Let's just remember what happened in the first half, lest we repeat it. Here are the low-lights from the first three-or-so months:

June 28 — Diamondbacks lose 12-8 to the Angels. Four errors lead to five unearned runs. The math you learned in third grade should tell you who ought've won this game. This loss also extended their worst losing streak of the season to five.

July 9 — Coming off their first sweep of the season, Arizona takes a 7-0 lead over the Marlins after five innings. Final score: Marlins 14, Arizona 7. Ten runners alone crossed home in the eighth. This is why that first sweep didn't happen for them until three months into the season, against the Padres.

May 25 — It's that damn eighth again. Up 7-1, the Diamondbacks allow five runs to the Padres in the eighth, blow the save in the ninth, and finally cease the bloodletting in the 10th after San Diego homered to win 9-7.

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  • 1 - Aaron Whitehead

    Jul 16, 2009 at 7:13 am

    Every year, I make season predictions. And every year, the Indians and D-Backs make me look stupid. The weird thing is that I think the D-Backs have more young talent in a more winnable division. I figured they'd be short on pitching, but who knew that Young, Drew et al would frustrate?
    Hey, Upton and Haren are looking pretty good.

  • 2 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Jul 16, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    They always win when nobody else expects them to. Hence, I expect the Diamondbacks never to win another division and will predict the Indians to contend for the AL Central every year until baseball is murdered.

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