Ohio State junior defensive tackle Doug Worthington was arrested for suspicion of driving while drunk on Woody Hayes Drive. Local ordinance in Columbus states that drunk driving is only reserved for Bob Huggins Boulevard.
The Atlantic Coast Conference in conjunction with the Naval Academy have announced plans for a new bowl this year, the Congressional Bowl, to be played in Nationals Park this December. The game is expected to mirror the legislative process exactly, where 70 percent of both sides show up for the game, fight for 3 hours, ultimately accomplish nothing, and nobody will notice.
And finally, Beijing has announced that they will not serve dog as a meal at the Olympic Games, but will provide another delicacy: seal penis. That's right, seal penis. Experts predict any subsequent performances of "Kiss From A Rose" to be in a much higher octave.
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