Ok kiddies, line up, because y’all need a whupping. Teenagers have it incredibly easy and yet they whine and bitch and complain about everything. “Wah! The sun’s out”, “Today is a day that ends in ‘y'”, and “My pockets hurt” are some of the examples of kids with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
So much has changed over the years. Our grandparents were at war so they were too busy with saving the world than to complain about things. Our parents were working at a young age and didn’t have fancy things as cell phones and computers that the act of being melodramatic was a myth. Even people my age weren’t as “advantaged” when we were teenagers. Sure we had the Internet, but it was dial-up, so forget about downloading songs…we had to buy them at the store you bunch of tightwads.
Considering that some of top bands are punk bands complaining about things that don’t really don’t worry about complaining; but hey, when you’re a middle-upper-lower classer, you don’t have much to complain about really except for being out of bottle water and being really thirsty and having to watch a VHS cassette because Blockbuster was out of ‘Eurotrip’ on DVD (which, BTW is the bestest movie EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 rotflolololoLOL!!!111111).
I don’t. I just don’t get it. Why are teenagers so god-damned whiny. And they’re getting older and older. With the abundance of technology and the easy access of mommy and daddy’s money has allowed teenagers to never grow up. Every week it’s a different cell-phone and guys are starting to have more pairs of shoes than girls. In five years time, you’re going to have 25-30 year olds gushing over Hello Kitty and using Lipsmackers…and the 25-30 year old women are going to be screwed up too.
Watch out for the coppers too because if you’re under 18, they’re out to get you. I was reading on some site that this guy was pushed around by 5 cops or so because he was breaking a curfew law. He cried foul that the cops were hassling him, but they should have bigger fish to fry. Look kid, I’m pretty sure the cops have better things to do than hassle some 15-year-old. Think rationally; there was prolly some old woman calling the cops because there were some kids around…which in your stupid city, is against the law. The kid went on to complain about how he was also being hassled about underage drinking by some cops. He was “rationalizing” underage drinking that if he and his were relaxing, it was no big deal. Excuse me for there being laws for you and your buddies to not being able to drink after a hard day at the office. Then again, the kid was American and if it was Coors Light he was drinking, there would be no way he could get drunk, so he could drink away for all I care. It’s a good thing though he wasn’t in Canada because if he took a sip of Molson Ex he’d be drunk for weeks. Laws are in place for a reason. He might get angry at reading this and shoot me. He would then “rationalize” his actions and say that I was saying things that were not nice and he shouldn’t have to go to jail. Free speech kicks ass.
Look, just because you haven’t recieved an e-mail from your girlfriend in the 10 minutes you last spoke does not mean she doesn’t love you nor does it mean impending doom on your life. People are dying in foreign wars, children are starving worldwide, and people are polluting our planet for personal gain. Problems such as having a pimple or the school cafeteria serving hamburgers instead of pizza are no big deal. Little things should not be a concern. Everyone is important and so is you, but you missing the O.C. is not.
Have a talk with your grandparent about the wars. You’ll soon be thankful that you have what you have.Powered by Sidelines